I don't like the movie 'Top Gun'

[Aggie]

Does this make me unamerican??

I think it's such a cheesy movie and I don't think I've ever sat through all of it. I've seen all I need to see.

And I like some bad, cheesy movies, but everytime Top Gun comes on I shudder.

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[walking joint]

i don't like the movie either. i've seen the whole thing, but never from start to finish. i'm not even sure why i don't like it. the stuff with the jets is cool. it may be that i've seen only parts of it so many times i never want to see the whole thing now.



This message was edited by walking joint on 1-31-03 @ 7:11 PM

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Go back to Russia

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I just like it so I can mock it as the most blatantly homosexual blockbuster ever.

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[Lulu]

top gun rocked! you don't like it because you're jealous i can do a better ice man impression than you.

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[Aggie]

top gun rocked! you don't like it because you're jealous i can do a better ice man impression than you.


whatever maverick. ::clicks teeth together::

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[irishkb]

has living so close to mexico worped your brain... what's the matter with you.. that is one of the best movies ever...and it that porche in the movie is so doped... how can you resist the line "take me home now or lose me forever"

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[Lulu]

how could you not like highway to the danger zone?

whatever maverick. ::clicks teeth together::::clicks teeth together better than aggie because she's a pot head slacker:: and only my boo can call me maverick.

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[Aggie]

::clicks teeth together better than aggie because she's a pot head slacker::
i'll have you know i'm clean now... but that's ok, i can do alot more things with my mouth better than you. you'll learn all about it when you get a little older.

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[irishkb]

i'll have you know i'm clean now... but that's ok, i can do alot more things
with my mouth better than you. you'll learn all about it when you get a little
older.


just wrong on so many levels....

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[TheGameHHH]

If I could, I would propose to you right now stricly on the fact that you don't like that movie. I thought I was the only person in the world who didn't like "Top Gun".

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Quentin Tarantino's Monologue from 'Sleep With Me'

Originally written by Roger Avary

"What's a film about, what's it really about? What genre does it take?

[Duane: What, like the spine? Like one sentence?]

No, I don't, fucking boy meets girl, I don't give a shit about that. Fuck boy meets girl, fuck motorcycle movie. No, what is really being said? What's really being said, that's what you're talking about. 'Cause the whole idea, man, is subversion. You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.

[Duane: Oh, come on.]

Top Gun is fucking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots. [Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.] It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man.

You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.

[Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?]

Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie...

He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it.

Okay, now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right?...

All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fucking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fucking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fucking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! Fuckin' A, man!"

And on a similar note, from the June 1995 Details profile of Val Kilmer:

He got all buffed out for the role of Iceman, Tom Cruise's adversary, and while he didn't like the script ("I turned it down at first, but Paramount had an option they exercised, so I had to do it"), Top Gun remains a key film of the '80s--the most representative of not only what was wrong with movies but what was wrong with this country's values. It's also the most unintentionally gay movie ever made by a big studio, so homoerotic it's like some kind of camp joke. It's impossible to watch it without thinking of Quentin Tarantino's hilarious monologue about the movie's gay subtext in the we're-hip-screenwriters-in-Hollywood flick Sleep With Me, which Kilmer hasn't seen. All he'll say about the above, while smiling, is "Oh yeah?"

C'mon, Val. When were we all fucking born? Yesterday? The day before that? We know you sit around at 4a.m. with your VCR and a copy of Sleep With Me, holding your head in you

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Any movie with Cruise got to be a gay fest!!!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 1-31-03 @ 9:42 PM

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Reeshy watch out. He might sue you!!!!

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[Lulu]

i'll have you know i'm clean now...still smoking those skinny femme cigarettes though, huh?

but that's ok, i can do alot more things with my mouth better than you. you'll learn all about it when you get a little older.three words: True Love Waits. but i guess you don't count oral as sex. heathen...

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[Patches]

I never thought I would say this but,

Aggie, you suck!

Top Gun Rocks!

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[ChrisTheCop]

only my boo can call me maverick
ah geez..she's a wigger too??!!?? wtf?

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[Bama]

I'm reporting every last one of you commies to the homeland security office.

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[fluffernutter]

Never seen it because Tom Cruise makes me nauseous. I saw Hot Shots, that was good enough of a Top Gun for me.

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[Lulu]

ah geez..she's a wigger too??!!?? wtf?oh, sorry. i mean beau. i forgot the word was french. would this make me a frog now?

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[ChrisTheCop]

...ok..phew..youre back as my fave. lucky girl.

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[Doogie]

You dont like the greatest homo erotic movie ever where all the converstations take place in a shower room with half naked men??

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[A.J.]

I've never seen it.

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[Contra]

that movie ROCKS!!!

i remember watching that on pay per view for the first time. what a great (yes cheesy, BUT GREAT) film.

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[TheMojoPin]

Hey, look! There was a "Top Gun" convention and it looks like all the fans showed up!

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[LiquidCourage]

I love the end on the aircraft carrier when that guitar is playing in the background and everyone's going nuts.
It brings tears to my eyes.

[kc7586]

Does this make me unamerican??
no, tom cruise is an ass-wipe the only thing he was good in was interview with the vampire.



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