Funniest RnF Moment

[samnyc]

With no Ron and Fez Show live in NY anymore I've been thinking back on the Ron and Fez bits which had me cracking up the most. I think the winning moment for me is the show back in September with Gaia's mystery date -- the murderer guy who just got out of jail called up for a date with her and, referring to the slayings, said "That don't make you a bad person ... " Gaia chose someone else.

What's your funniest RnF moment?


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This message was edited by samnyc on 1-31-03 @ 8:29 PM

[french bread pizza]

there's too many for me to choose one..but A funny moment was when they had andre, kenny allen, and iris all talking to that lady about the chinese new year..that cracked me up..



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[Vee]

Another great Andre, Iris, Jan and gang moment was with the patent guy.
I loved Andre's idea for the snake trap! Hehehe...
Meeeemoriessss....





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[LIGi]

<b><font color=navy><font size=3>I think the funniest bit was when they had the recording of Billy w/John Edwards, and they kept putting the baby crying soundclip in to imitate Billy sobbing. Then they had a psychic in the studio with them later in the day and EVERYTHING the psychic said, Ron and Fez both claimed were true...even Ron's alleged uncle who was a jockey! I laughed my ass off!</b></font color=navy></font size=3> <P> <P>

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[silera]

I always quote the spanish chick that called in looking for a three way with Mira.

"I an hat and i an bland."

She got Iris instead, who offered her a sweet evening with her and Babaloo, say hello to my little friend style.



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[mrussodj]

The guy who wrote the book about being a middle child. Andre, Kenny Allen and Jan Brady called in. I'm still cracking up! <P>

[Immigration Dude]

The ENTIRE show when Corkey came up...
Because of that I will never drink Jack at 8:30 in the morning...

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[ChickenHawk]

I definitely love the Andre, Iris, Kenny Allen, Jan calls. But I gotta go with the time Billy chased after the "handsome carriage" and water-ballooned Al and Patti.

...Gets me all misty-eyed. Those were good times.

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[Christy]

Oh this is so sad ...

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Early Joe Poo!!

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[hoodooguru]

So many memories, but I literally fell outta my chair when Al went ballistic on Gay Randy "THIS IS NOT A BIT" and the lady lookingfor the make believe ballroom....fuckin pisser

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[SatCam]

Anything that includes Stalker Patti. She is RADIO GOLD!

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[jerseystreets]

Not a MAJOR moment, but someone called in after returning from Europe. Ron asked if he really went to EPCOT. Fez made a ramdom spitting noise and said that he spit on all

[sct562]

one funny time was in the .com days when opie,anthony,and paul o were there. They had a competition to see who was the funniest,(i think opie won)while paul o was getting an enama. then they made the dominatrix cry.



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Johnson! I want the make believe ballroom!!

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[Spittin mad]

They were discussing the 'evolution' and how we won't need our little toes soon. Ron finally says it's the chicken.






Noooo!Wait!!! I'm the one who says things.

[Spittin mad]

They were discussing the 'evolution' and how we won't need our little toes soon. Ron finally says it's the chicken. "I was eating some chicken the other day and I looked down and I got my period. Then I realized I just dropped some sauce". Brilliant






Noooo!Wait!!! I'm the one who says things.

[Anakin Skywalker]

-Billy takin a dump on Al's check.
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[Harry]

It has to be "the make believe ballroom" Mr. Johnson, Ron is being rude to this woman!!

[KC2OSO]

Rutger Hauer power hour.

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[tainttoucher1]

When the boys left Rutger Hauer on the air by himself with Iris calling in.By far one of the funniest moments.

[pennington]

Just about any Fez-atorial. That Bobo really kept busy...

[philth]

When they had Al tied up, and suddenly Rob Halford from Judest Priest walked in. Fuckin Histerical

[East Side Dave]

Their very sociological discussion of why retarded kids would make great football players (along with hundreds of others).

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[Cyclops]

Every time Billy Staples reads an on air apology.

[zha zha]

Does anybody have an mp3 of the Rutger Hauer hour, I missed it both times it was on and I hear it was hysterical. Make believe ballroom is definitely one of my favorites.

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[zha zha]

also loved the Saddam Hussein election comedy pyramid. And the R. Kelly comedy pyramid and the Pete Townsend comedy pyramid. The best thing about Ron and Fez is how much they really seem to like their audience. The comedy pyramid was always best when the callers would say something so funny they would crack the guys up. We are the best callers in radio. Now we just have to get back the show we want to call.

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[zha zha]

all the comedy pyramids and anything with Billy Staples. Loved when Al Dukes was only going to give his cousin $35. as a wedding gift. Ronnie ripped him a new one. It was great.

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[yarpwizard]

Oct 23 2002...the day they had the Al Dukes retrospective. Also the day they started nights again.
Anything Al is Radio gold...what is happening to Al now?

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[philth]

I heard those Fezatourials are funny, but i always miss them.

[calisez]

The show when Al pissed his pants....oh my god I nearly pissed my pants- it was sooo funny!

[Green Lantern]

The night Al wet himself. And Ron was trying to take Fez's bag and Fez was screaming like girl. I laughed my ass off. And the first drinking contest with Punchy & AngryMissy Baby.


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[Maravoolie]

There are so many moments! But defintely the Fezatorial, (

[Sir FartzAlot]

YESSSSSS! The night when the old bat called the station and demanded to hear a long-dead program 'Make Believe Ballroom'....that was the zenith of the show. The quintessential 'Ron and Fez'...it was indeeed their FINEST HOUR. <P>

[TheMojoPin]

I don't think anything will beat the time the boys we're pulling dobule-shifts. The stress and frustration was channeled in such a way that it always made their second show of the day a thing of comedic genius.

But I'll always have a special love for the "crazy hour" of the old late night shows. 2-3 AM was nothing but pure insanity...and it was great.

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[MrMarcus]

I have two:

1) When Joe Poo kept calling Al a "big fag", and Al kept writing it down in his notebook to report to Jeremy.

2) When they talked to Paul O's mother on the phone with Anthony in the studio.

[Green Lantern]

I just thought of another Funny RnF Moment.
I like the show when Joe Poo was talking about putting
nut sweat on pizzas and Ronnie dumped a cart rack on him.


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[blakjeezis]

Fez's rocket car tow ride across the 59th st. bridge.

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[docgoblin]

The first time I heard a 'Big Dick' bit I almost drove off the road. I've only heard the Dick Dudley one and the Andy Dick one... They're classics! Did they do any others like them?

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[Layne]

I liked the


Your Mom's Box.

[Layne]

I liked the (that reminds me, Paulo, how's your big fat wife) bit. <P>
Stalker Catty was funny too. <P>
Just 2 recient ones I pulled from my head. <P>
-Layne <P>

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[AppleBoy]

The Rutger Hauer show when Iris and Dice called in.

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[LingRLonger]

The Nature Boy addressing China about getting our plane back.

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[deese17]

Funniest moment when Rutger hower was in the studio and them left him alone and when the lady called in for make beleive ball room

[LampshadeOnHead]

It was last year , they were on days and at night they had the re-cap. Ron did a bit in which he pretends to be the Vice President in an introspective mood. He talks low and almost in a whisper. He describes how awfull it is doing his job with Bush in charge of things.


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[saveopieanthony.net]

The Al Dukes when he got drunk and was blindfolded and ended up kissing Gay Randy

The television shows of Billy Staples "8 ways to dittle your teenage daughter" "drinking and driving on Long island", etc..

the big ass night of fights of course...




BIG ASS CARD HOLDER 316006 r+f are gone. Al is still gay. and Billy is still a drunk. and a waste. and sad. I even miss Billy.

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[saveopieanthony.net]

"i now know that playing with fecal matter is never justified."

"i started on the 12 steps...but i fell up them instead."

BIG ASS CARD HOLDER 316006 r+f are gone. Al is still gay. and Billy is still a drunk. and a waste. and sad. I even miss Billy.

SEEEEEYAAAAA

[zha zha]

Billy and Lobster claws drunken on air blind date, cringe radio at its best!

[my_mr_happy]

THE BEST.... WAS when the lady called trying to contact the old WNEW... for the Ballroom show... HAHAHAHAH great stuff. that and any show ripping and making BIlly mad

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[NoRage]

"You may be brushing with a DOG'S ASS".....I loved it when Ron cracked his own ass up.

[samnyc]

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned
that lady Eilene from Brooklyn. Every
call was a 10:
- the take it back call
- the call to get a car to the big ass night
of frights
- and the call to ask staler patti how she
got her benefits

Did I forget any?



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[hurlmon]

Any of the A.F.R.O. shows.
They guys really clicked
when together, and
whenever Joe Poo would
tool on Al.


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[White Riot Comrade]

The Greatest moment in ronfez history is when opie destroyed al's pinball machine that was great

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[kc7586]

they were all great



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[XlalaX]

Two bits that made me almost pee my pants: <P>
1. "don't shoot the QUEER, shoot the DEER!!!"

2. "PAUL-O, you're an ASSWHACK!!!!"



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[jimmyd]

Many, many great moments. Some pretty good ones were mentioned already, but one of my favorites has always been the Paulo's wife SAG awards bit. My favorite line was

-James

[jimmyd]

whoops...the line was: <P>
Your wife might not have won a SAG award...but she did win a looks like Ed Asner in Drag award. <P>

-James

[beavis617a]

I have heard it a few times and each time it was just as funny.It's the time that Ron had to get the bug out of Fez's eye. <P> <P>

[philth]

I use to like to play along with the poll shows. You have to answer all three qustions, Its not for the girls though.

[samnyc]

How about when the blind guy called RnF after the night of frights and told the boys he had a good time? Ronnie said if they put him in the back alley he wouldn't have known the difference.

[suedeface]

I liked when they were pulling double shifts and would complain about the "Morning" show.

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and anytime iris would sing.. "he's a grand ol' fag and his friends are fag hags"

[saveopieanthony.net]

dan from hoboken and al dukes getting drunk on a drinking contest and R+F busting al dukes chops

about his college and everything. Al cracked himself up talking about billy eating egg and cheese and bacon sandwiches all the time...and they blindfolded and tricked al into kissing gay randy thinking it was one of the R+F babies..

The episode with the guys calling rory a rapist because he said he "doesn't have to stop once he's started until he's finished"

best quotes;

billy staples quote "banging my mom is not a stunt"
al duke "umm...i'm gay." "i'm the gay guy on broadway"



BIG ASS CARD HOLDER 316006 r+f are gone. Al is still gay. and Billy is still a drunk. and a waste. and sad. I even miss Billy.

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[mason]

there are many funny moments on the show, the enema joke off with o&a, anytime billy is on the air, espically when he drunk, and fez's brother.

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