Why I hate New Jersey(Besides all the obvious reasons.)

[JerseyRich]

A few weeks ago I got two tickets. One was for failure to maintain lamps(A BS charge if you ask me...The license plate bulb had blown on my car) The other ticket was for unregistered vehicle...Which I admit to getting caught up with stuff during the holidays and overlooking the pile of paperwork on my desk. But I had sent my application for renewal the day before I got the ticket.

So I went to court tonight...Because the unregistered vehicle charg came along with a mandatory court appearance...And I came away 174 bucks in the hole. 100 dollars for the unregistered vehicle ticket...plus 30 dollar court costs...and 23 dollars for the lamp ticket...plus 21 bucks for the court costs on that ticket...
What an effing rip-off...
Needless to say, I am pissy tonight. Someone say something funny...I could use some New Jersey jokes right about now. I know you all have a case-ful of them.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

New Jersey: it smells like
the back of my balls.

New Jersey: better than
aids.

New Jersey: hey! its not as
bad as afganistan!


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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anal on the boss' couch since 1982....

[Zipgun]

Crybaby.

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[JerseyRich]

Funny...But I was looking to laugh through other means.

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[ADF]

Well, at least you got those sodomy charges cleared up.

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[Sheeplovr]

that what you get for brekaing the rules Reble

number 333 its the way to be
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[reeshy]

Rich,
Sorry to hear about your tickets. Now that I said that- You're a friggin' criminal!! You deserve to have the book thrown at you, you skel!!! You should be doing time in the big house.
Other than that- have a nice day!!!!!

Look- I have over three sentences-I didn't break the rules!!!!!

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[ChrisTheCop]

I see nothing funny here, scofflaw.

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[Gvac]

Why are New Yorkers always in a bad mood?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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[Zipgun]

You got some tickets

You cried like a little girl

Go put on a dress


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[IrishAlkey]

I paid $50 for having one brake light out.

I paid $248 for going 47mph in a 25mph zone, which should be fucking 35mph in my opinion, along with 4 points on my license.

Stop whining, bitch.

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[Zipgun]

I could use some New Jersey jokes right about now. I know you all have a case-ful of them.


What did Della wear to the baseball game?


Her New Jersey!





AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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[Zipgun]

a case-ful of them.


Did someone fart...

Or is that just New Jersey?




AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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[IrishAlkey]

What did Della wear to the baseball game?



I'll aska'.

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[Zipgun]

a case-ful



Are you from New Jersey?


What exit?



AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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[SatCam]

Alkey, you could have done better with the cop to avoid those tickets.

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[IrishAlkey]

Alkey, you could have done better with the cop to avoid those tickets.


I never said I was friendly.

I'm better off keeping my mouth shut and paying the fines.

But, yes, I did indeed take a hard one up the ass.

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[Zipgun]

New Jersey joke


Jim Florio


AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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[Zipgun]

New Jersey joke



New Jersey: New York City's left testicle


AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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[JerseyRich]

Jersey joke.

Digger Phelps.

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[Zipgun]

That's funny!

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[Zipgun]

Where's your fuckin' Green Card anyway?

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[grlNIN]

New Jersey: it smells like
the back of my balls.

New Jersey: better than
aids.

New Jersey: hey! its not as
bad as afganistan!




go sip on a dry martini and cry about how your parents might not be able to take you on vacation this year.

Jersey rocks

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[ChrisTheCop]

Alkey, you could have done better with the cop

But, yes, I did indeed take a hard one up the ass.


I thought we promised not to talk about that.

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[SatCam]

I thought we promised not to talk about that.Nono! Continue. Pretend I'm not here.

seeyou!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

http://www.jerseycityonline.com/you_know_if_your_from_nj.htm

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

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[SatCam]

From the preceeding site:
15. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And you call it
a "Sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagie" or a "hero".
They're called HEROS! How dumb could you be. I could live with "hoagie", but not sub!

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[grlNIN]

37. You were not raised in New Jersey. You were raised in either North
Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.



aint that the truth

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[JerseyRich]

Make me laugh damnit!

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[DC Reed]

Make you laugh? should we have Ricky Racthman hosting, and each boardmember get a minute to make you laugh?

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[reeshy]

New Jersey... Please Take Someone With You When You Leave

I usually drop the bodies off there!!

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[Kaiser-Soze]

Why are New Yorkers always in a bad mood?

Mostly because we often find ourselves downwind of New Jersey.

Congratulations!!! You've just been visited by a Newcastle United Official Hooligan.

Black and White Army

[ChrisTheCop]

Rich, it cudda been worse. Not sure of the fines for these infractions, but here's some odd but true laws of the Garden State:Dumb New Jersey Laws

On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
You may not slurp your soup.
Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon
and different towns go even further:Cresskill
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
Elizabeth
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
Manville
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
Newark
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Ocean City
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
Raw hamburger may not be sold.
Raritan
Profanity is prohibited.
Sea Isle City
There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
Trenton
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.


So consider yourself lucky, my lawbreaking friend.

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[TheGameHHH]

Screw you guys, I love New Jersey! It's the greatest state on earth and I will NEVER leave it.

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[Abrasive Dean]

Where's your fuckin' Green Card anyway?


Shit are we supposed to have one?

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[JerseyRich]

Quote:
Where's your fuckin' Green Card anyway?

Shit are we supposed to have one?

Green card? Green Card? We don't need no stinking green card!

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[The Blowhard]

Jokes? Why? You Sir are a thug. That's right, a thug who has no respect for authority. You are a classless hooligan and I would have liked to see you fry in the electric chair. Jokes? Indeed. Good day sir!

[ChrisTheCop]

Rich doesnt like showing any kind of card to the authorities...thats why he got the tickets in the 1st place.

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[JerseyRich]

Heckler...
Tell me some of the those that we telling each other on the phone the other day...I'm sure everyone here would love them.

And Chris...
I am just as bad as Mel Karmazin...I admit it.

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[Frank Black]

nj funnee LAL
okk..here
whats did firekrack says to other firekrack my pappas bigger then you pappas LALLLL!
riche KOOOOOOL

[ChrisTheCop]

Application to live in Jersey: http://www.homebuilt.org/cmdrdata/jokes/04/0174.html

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