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ScaryLarry
02-04-2003, 11:56 AM
Night Crawler's power of teleportation is one of my personal favorites, although I do like Storm's power too.
bigassfan
02-04-2003, 12:27 PM
Mr. Fantastics ability to stretch his body parts...every body part....
CovDiesel
02-04-2003, 12:31 PM
My ability to poop for over an hour is my favorite superpower.

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ScaryLarry
02-04-2003, 01:01 PM
That is quite the power, although it really wasn't the kind of power i was looking for.
DJEvelEd
02-04-2003, 01:06 PM
Flying would be cool because I'd never be late for work. Even without superstrength, I could still rescue people in tall buildings, do surveilance work or have fun by taking 30 mile high shits on the unsuspecting.

Invisibility would be fun too but for the wrong reasons. Voyeurism voyeurism voyeurism!!! How many places I would LOVE to see!!! (perv)

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baus
02-04-2003, 01:21 PM
I always liked Wolverines healing factor.... I think it would be cool to heal that quickly but you would have to have the cool claws to pull it off though

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fezident
02-04-2003, 02:44 PM
Silver Surfer. But not because he had the "power cosmic". I want that cool-ass surfboard!

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samnyc
02-04-2003, 05:25 PM
Cypher had the power to understand all languages, even those spoken by aliens and used by computers. The only problem with him is that he turned into a robot. Yes, a real robot.


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Se7en
02-04-2003, 05:46 PM
I'd be a shapeshifter.

Then I could be anyone.

In particular, Ed Norton. Son of a bitch, I had know idea he was nailing a piece like Salma Hayek.

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Green Lantern
02-04-2003, 05:51 PM
It think having super speed & invulnerability are pretty cool powers to have.


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ChrisTheCop
02-04-2003, 08:10 PM
What's the coolest superpower?
That's easy. It's America dammit! Where the hell are YOU from? France?! <html> <img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/flagusa.gif"> </html>

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bisqit999
02-04-2003, 09:28 PM
What's the coolest superpower?


Omnipotence

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Death Metal Moe
02-04-2003, 09:33 PM
I have the magical ability to make pounds of Bacon VANISH!

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TheGameHHH
02-04-2003, 10:22 PM
If I could be a superhero, I would be awesomeman!

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ScaryLarry
02-05-2003, 11:03 AM
ChristheCop, yes America is the coolest of the Superpowers. And NO I AM CERTAINLY NOT A FROG, I WAS BORN IN TEXAS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Captain America, now he's cool. :)
Hoojibs
02-05-2003, 11:14 AM
While Wolverine healing factor is really cool, you have to remember....he still feels pain. ::snikt:: They hurt everytime his claws come out.

Me myself..I'd wanna be a telekentic, move stuff with my mind.

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ScaryLarry
02-05-2003, 11:22 AM
Mind control....need i say more?

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WintersEmbers
02-05-2003, 08:21 PM
If I could be a superhero, I would be awesomeman


CRAP! well looks like im gonna have to settle for immigration dude...*sigh*

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Orallo
02-05-2003, 08:39 PM
Clock Stopping!!!

if you could somehow stop time anytime you wanted to... that would be the ultimate superpower.

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pennington
02-06-2003, 01:29 PM
Being invincible like Superman. Nothing can hurt you - bullets, knives, cinder blocks being tossed off buildings. You could walk around Harlem at night flashing a wad of bills and no one could touch you.
Donnielimes
02-06-2003, 02:48 PM
I know BATMAN doesn't have any REAL superpowers except for righteous anger and a desire for vengance that can't be quenched. I identify with him so He's got the coolest super powers. Oh and all those wondeful toys. <P>

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Jaimas
02-06-2003, 03:08 PM
I'd have to go with complete and total shapeshifting - the abiity to make myself look like someone else. Its uses are legion: <P>
Long line to the men's bathroom? Shift and use th Women's bathroom. <P>
Make yourself look like someone famous and con people out of money. <P>
Kill someone by turning your arm into a blade and stabbing them. <P>
Of course most of us would be too busy using this power to turn into a member of the opposite sex and feeling themselves up to accomplish anything plausible with it, but hey! It would Rock. <P>
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satan-2
02-06-2003, 03:29 PM
the ability to time travel anywhere in history. that way i could really find out who killed JFK.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

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irishkb
02-06-2003, 03:44 PM
i always liked super speed like the flash and also the power to be invisable.. you could just walk anywhere and do anything.. plus you could freak out people...

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LilLibra
02-08-2003, 11:37 AM
Invisibility. Comes in handy. <P>
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McNabbShouldDie
02-08-2003, 11:55 AM
X-Ray Vision, anyone with X-Ray vision is so cool. You get to look at anything you want whenever you want.

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ToddEVF
02-08-2003, 11:59 AM
iu would have taken super speed, but i can barely walk as it is and super speed would super kill my knees, so I'd take flight. The power to Fly

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IRISjr
02-08-2003, 01:02 PM
Supermans looking through things... like cloths.

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kc7586
02-08-2003, 03:20 PM
I have the magical ability to make pounds of Bacon VANISH!

you have that too?! wow!



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Tall_James
02-08-2003, 03:34 PM
Gay-dar

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NewYorkDragons80
02-08-2003, 08:55 PM
What's the coolest superpower?
Why, the United States of course.

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NickyL0885
02-08-2003, 09:30 PM
I'D LIKE DRAGONBALL Z POWER FROM GUYZ LIKE GOKU OR VEGETA.THE ABILTY TO FLY,INCREASE MUSCELS,GO SUPER SAIYA-JIN,AND SHOOT ENERGY OUT OF MY HANDS.
samnyc
02-08-2003, 10:53 PM
I want some super powers like Cable has to track down Osama bin Ladin and Mullah Mohammah Omar and the collect the $25MM on each of their heads.