Swallowing My Own "Seed"

[Tenbatsuzen]

yoink.

This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 2-6-03 @ 8:13 AM

[Death Metal Moe]

This is almost as bad as the "Remember the 1st time you were molested" Johneewadd thread. I wonder if it will end in the "You've been a Naughty Boy" HUGE text.

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[TooCute]

Fag.


Oh wait this isn't three sentences
long... uhm... okay.

1. What kind of person admits
this on a messageboard? (think
hard.)

2. I thought everyone knew that
semen could severely harm or
kill men, but not women.

3. Two words: Sweet Release.


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I'm thinking about putting myself on an Extended Vacation.

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 2-5-03 @ 1:57 AM

[Death Metal Moe]

I know, right Hawk? First the return of Frank Black and NOW I gotta here about tetwhatever eating his own Man Mustard.

WEAK FUCKING NIGHT.

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[ADF]

Well, you can't give yourself AIDS again, so I think you're safe.

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[Steels]

I'm thinking about putting myself on an Extended Vacation.

I SECOND THAT NOTION!

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[Bama]

This is almost as bad as the "Remember the 1st time you were molested" Johneewadd thread.


This is stupid and pointless but it is still not even close to as bad as Johnnee's thread.

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[fluffernutter]

Yeah but thank GOODNESS there are NO pictures of "experiments" being done.

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[Thebazile78]

Will it kill me or do greatb harm to my immune system?

TMI. Seriously, TMI. For the whole board to see, that is.

I'm on percosets this week and I don't have the urge to post like this. I wonder what I'm doing wrong. . .

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[Christy]

What is up with you? Threads on gay porn, penis size, and now this!

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[Jennitalia]

i agree with Too Cute...Fag

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thanks, irishkb!
next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby

[Doogie]

On the bright side, at least you dont have to use as many napkins to wipe up if you are engaging in this activity.

Yo, please tell me that someone hacked into your system and is making this crazy ass thread...

Or tell me that you are at least drunk.

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[Anakin Skywalker]

This is fuckin weak.

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[grlNIN]

Not very tasty



Next time stick with sunflower seeds....

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[walking joint]

this is why i enjoy the Frank Black posts. they may be pointless(i don't mean that Frank), but they all make me LAL. this is just pointless...though i like the sig.

[TheMojoPin]

Please, for the good of the children...stop.

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[Dirtybird11]

i think mojo has a lil crush on me? wanna be in my next movie sweety?
AND is it gay if your eating your own baby batter out of a chicks hole? or her mouth?


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[Jennitalia]

AND is it gay if your eating your own baby batter out of a chicks hole? or her mouth?



i think so

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thanks, irishkb!
next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby

[Captain Stubing]

It's all fun and games till someone gets pregnant!! <P>

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

[JustJon]

This is worse than Rich admitting his sammich tasted like semen

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[angrymissy]

I think someone hax0red matts account

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[Dirtybird11]

eating your own spunk from a chicks hole is not gay. GROSS. but not gay.. unless the chick has a ding dong.



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[cherrynoid]

Ok, so I lick my own fingers after
they are drenched from me
masturbating. Does that make me
a lesbian?

~cherrynoid


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[Dirtybird11]

wait. you still masturbate???
jeez thanks alot.
(sheepy horn)

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[Death Metal Moe]

I am completely unimpressed with this new string of SHCOK posters and "Say Anything for a Reaction" posters.

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[Heavy]

Will it kill me or do greatb harm to my immune system


Lets hope so.

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I need to find a sig that is a closet door opening and shutting so i can put all the peoples names that like to eat there own man juice back in the closet and lock the door

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[ChickenHawk]

Boy does that seat look COMFY right about now...
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[TheMojoPin]

i think mojo has a lil crush on me?

You weren't supposed to figure that out before Valentine's Day. Congratulations on ruining everything. Bastard.

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[DJEvelEd]

Please, for the good of the children...stop.

You've already swallowed millions of future fetuses.
Try squeezing your teats, maybe you'll get some milky(licker)

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[DrewP]

Ok, so I lick my own fingers after
they are drenched from me
masturbating. Does that make me
a lesbian?

~cherrynoid


That is so hot.

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[SoLost22]

your quiet the fag, but i'm sure your boyfriend already told you that

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[Thebazile78]

I think someone hax0red matts account

Me too.

Jon, Jeff, Mod's, et al, any help would be much appreciated.

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[Katylina]

What is up with you? Threads on gay porn, penis size, and now this!

::cough:: fag ::cough::


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[EffMeBoobs]

I just hurled my lunch. I'm literally gagging.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

LAL you fag! and im sick for my relentlis quest to find the red dress

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LAL you fag! and im sick for my relentlis quest to find the red dress

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[FiveB247]

If you spit out your own spunk...you obviously don't love yourself.

BTW...The Homo meter just moved to defcon 5...FAG ALERT!

[McNabbShouldDie]

Are you swallowing the "stem" too?

Faggot.

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Perrynoid:
i think mojo has a lil crush on me?
Mojo: You weren't supposed to figure that out before Valentine's Day. Congratulations on ruining everything. Bastard.
I'd like to invite you both to...http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=71&Topic=24556&RequestTimeout=50<--go ahead, it's safe.

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Dude,

You can get a protien shake at the Gym or GNC...

Get ahold of yourself MAN!

then again, you probably got that part down...
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[Heavy]

Quote:
I think someone hax0red matts account



Me too.

Jon, Jeff, Mod's, et al, any help would be much appreciated.


First off lets stop covering for him.

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[TheMojoPin]

I think someone hax0red matts account

Yes, yes, of course they did!

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 2-5-03 @ 8:19 PM

[CruelCircus]

Will it kill me or do greatb harm to my immune system? I tried it a few times for experimentation purposes. Not very tasty.
This is so foul...
And I shook hands with you.
Unless you didn't use your hands!! EEWWWW!!!!



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[HordeKing1]

This was not posted by Matt.

Someone gained access to his account and used it for malicious reasons.

Remember to change your passwords now and then - especially if you've shared them with someone else.


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