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ed301
02-05-2003, 05:49 PM
explain

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
02-05-2003, 05:52 PM
http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

And I quote:

The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color.


And... scene.

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TheMojoPin
02-05-2003, 05:54 PM
Think what happens when you mix all your different paints together. If there's no black, you'll end up with brown.

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IrishAlkey
02-05-2003, 05:55 PM
Why do you start so many new, fucking, retarded threads?

Were you not loved by your mommy and daddy when you were young?

Did your uncle touch your sister and not you?

Explain.

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HordeKing1
02-05-2003, 05:56 PM
However, when you get the green apple squirts, "dookie" (or #2 as the FCC prefers) is a lovely shade of green.

If you have internal roids, you can have bloody streaks in the brown.

If you have ulcerative colitus or other stomach problem, it can be a lovely tarry black.

Do Vulcan's have iron in their blood? If not, what color is their poop? A question to ask the next Vulcan I see.

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McNabbShouldDie
02-05-2003, 05:57 PM
It's brown cause I lick all the other colors out of it.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
02-05-2003, 05:58 PM
yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk it was gross enough just being poop but now that mz fuzzy butt expalined it im totaly sceeeved

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A.J.
02-05-2003, 06:02 PM
Do Vulcan's have iron in their blood?


It's copper-based -- that's why Spock's blood was green.

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ed301
02-05-2003, 06:21 PM
some ppl are just soo fucking hostile.

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IrishAlkey
02-05-2003, 07:15 PM
I'm only hostile towards idiots.

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ed301
02-05-2003, 07:19 PM
to prove im not...ill just ignor you.

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Heavy
02-05-2003, 07:21 PM
to prove im not...ill just ignor you.

Prove you're not by completing a sentence without spelling a simple word wrong. Be sure to warm up the car in the garage before you go out tomorrow.


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ed301
02-05-2003, 07:42 PM
be warned. yes ill admit it, im not a good speller. is anyone perfect?

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IrishAlkey
02-05-2003, 07:43 PM
KNOW MI IGNOR YU!

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HordeKing1
02-05-2003, 07:44 PM
Frank, is that you?

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IrishAlkey
02-05-2003, 07:48 PM
I'm not wetawded, King.

:(

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kc7586
02-05-2003, 09:12 PM
because it's dookie and that's just the way it is.



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TooCute
02-06-2003, 07:34 AM
Do Vulcan's have iron
in their blood? If not, what
color is their poop? A
question to ask the next
Vulcan I see.

My poops are brown!! :)

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HordeKing1
02-06-2003, 12:51 PM
Just the Vulcan I was thinking of!

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