Lamest Celebrity Experience

[lippy]

I've had several encounters with celebrities that revealed them to be completely lame. I was about ten years old when I met Alex Trebek, who signed his name "Who is Alex Trebek?". Seriously. I once met Eric Lindros in the Flyers locker room. He was naked. It was awkard. His signature wasn't what was lame, it was something else. I was prepubescent and I still knew it should be bigger than that. Anyone else have a story?

[TheGameHHH]

Of course Lindros is hung like a child, he's a Ranger.

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Thanks ADF

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Well, he did just come off the ice. Perhaps there was "shrinkage."

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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[bigone1153]

i once met fez's dream celebrity...tony randall....
he was with his like 20 year old wife.... he said hi and walked away like a lame old-balled douche-bag

long live 1968 bill murray

[ed301]

i met the perdu chicken guy a while back.

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[golfcourseguy]

I'm not sure what you "hope for" in your celebrity experience. Ages ago (when I was doing theatre) I saw an attractive women at intermission who "looked familiar". I smile,nod and she returns the gesture. I spend a few minutes chatting her up,(Are you working on anything now etc),all the while trying to remember what show "we did". The lights flash,we say our goodbyes,and start to go back to our seats, and a voice says ,"hey it's Superman's girl friend".
At least I knew then why she looked familiar.



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[pennington]

I saw Jerry Orbach trying to flag down a cab on 5th Ave. near 23rd St. once. He seemed nice...

[hyperspace]

i met bob somthing or other(from police acadamy with bad voice) in the hall of a comedy club in fort lee right before he went on. he is a tiny bastard

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I sold thong panties to Lisa Sliwa (from the Guardian Angels).


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thank you dcpete!

I'm a big wheel down at the cracker factory.

[LatterYearsJimMorrison]

His name is Bobcat Goldthwait, I was there as well, its Bananas in Hasbrouck Heights, and he is a wee man <P>

[hyperspace]

holy shit that's it. i still remeber this pshyco waitress quit her job 1/2 way through the show, but we had to pay anyway!! and Alice hot story, i would have asked for her old ones or charged her for a core!!