This is what i wana hear when i fly next time...

[ed301]

http://www.whoohoo.net/pilot/index.htm

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This message was edited by ed301 on 2-6-03 @ 3:58 PM

[furie]

it makes no sense for pilots to be arms. they're not allowed to leave the cockpit. so if something's going down in the cabin, he can't do anything. And if he leaves, now there's weapon retention issues.
dumb
dumb
dumb.

still funny though

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This message was edited by furie on 2-6-03 @ 4:03 PM

[ed301]

not sure why the <br> is showing up...just take that out and the link will work


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Go away.

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Ever see "Goldfinger"?

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Sorry, but I enjoyed that. And if you disagree, it's because you're wrong.

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[ed301]

no never seen goldfinger

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[bigbaldirish]

they may not be able to leave the cockpit, but that would sure as hell make any idiot who wants to rush the cockpit think twice about it

what did you do, eat a bowl of stupid this morning?

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I flew three weeks after 9/11. We caught a connecting flight to Dallas. As we were lining up for take-off, the Captain got on the speaker and basically said that if anyone starts "trouble" that we are to do whatever we can to do to subdue them. "Throw pillows, books, whatever," he said, "We'll take care of things up here, you take care of things back there."

I popped a klonopin and slept the rest of the flight.

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And if you disagree, it's because you're wrong.

Show me a pilot who can hold his booze, and THEN you're right.

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[furie]

they can't rush the door, it's been reinforced. you could kick at that door for an hour and make no difference.

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