Tom Ridge decides to turn it up a notch

[Johnathan H Christ]

the threat level has been raised for only the second time ever, as it becomes more and more clear that saddam hussein intends to suicide bomb valentines day. get your helmets, those sandy little bastards are going to drop camel pox on us.

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[zoom2457]

When I read about the new orange alert, I got really nervous and scared. Then I started thinking that maybe this elevation is meant to get more people on board with the whole war thing.

BTW, what are the symptoms of camel pox? Do you turn into a camel, or do the pox look like camels???

[Johnathan H Christ]

Symptoms of Camel Pox: First you will grow a big and hideous moustach. then your complection will change to a deep sandy tan. next you begin to crave and eat curry. finaly you will scream "jihad" and kill the person standing next to you just before your head explodes. -----i've seen it man. its not pretty.

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[dymod]

What happened to the
DEFCON system? I thought
that was much more
interesting than the terrorist
threat system. Maybe I
should go rent War Games.
Damn, I wish we were back
to being enemies with the
USSR again. Ahh, the good
old days before those
Islamic cave-monkeys had
nukes.

dymod

[FollowThisLogic]

The DEFCON system is military alert, I guess it was mostly for the Cold War, really.

War Games rules.

The terrorism color alert..... is bullshit. It makes people feel like the government actually knows about, and can control, terrorism. Ha.

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[TheMojoPin]

as it becomes more and more clear that saddam hussein intends to suicide bomb valentines day

"CURSES!!! I've been foiled by the crafty logic of DirtyLuv, who's totally NOT an idiot! You haven't seen the last of Saddam! I'll blow myself up in your backyard yet!"

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[Johnathan H Christ]

I'll blow myself up in your backyard yet!"

i live on the third floor of an apartment. i dont have a back yard. i suppose if you have to you could either blow your self up in the shower or on the balcony, anywhere else it will make too big of a mess.

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[TheMojoPin]

"Don't toy with me, little white meat-puppet...I'll blow myself up wherever I damn well choose!!!"

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[Fallon]

Conan O'Brien made a great joke about this tonight. Something along the lines of "President Bush was confused about the colors and his advisers told him the status went from Burt to Ernie."

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[LiquidCourage]

Conan O'Brien rules.
The other night he said "Canada's PM said that Canada's would not participate in any sort of attack on Iraq. He said 'we'd like to, but I'm not sure if we have an army.'"