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Frank Black
02-07-2003, 02:29 PM
theey standing up how theey sleep never new how?
golfcourseguy
02-07-2003, 02:45 PM
It's the moosic that they herd.
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Frank Black
02-07-2003, 04:34 PM
LAL theey danceing LAL danceing cow LAL!!!!!!!!!!!
lippy
02-07-2003, 04:36 PM
alright can we put frank black to bed now? his time is over.
flipper21
02-07-2003, 04:36 PM
This topic is udder nonsense.
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kc7586
02-07-2003, 04:42 PM
why wasn't this thread locked due to stupidity?
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SuperClerk
02-07-2003, 04:44 PM
Why isn't Frank Black locked due to stupidity?
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reeshy
02-07-2003, 05:48 PM
Frank, stop trying to milk this thread!!!!
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02-07-2003, 06:26 PM
Frank Black's posts made so much more sense before. He needs to go back to crying after sex.
His posts are so boring now.
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02-08-2003, 11:36 PM
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Every cow LAL's with Frank Black! He's great!
But seriously Frank. I've seen Cow's sit down before. I'd say they can probably sleep standing up and sitting down.
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FollowThisLogic
02-08-2003, 11:48 PM
This topic is udder nonsense.
Frank, stop trying to milk this thread!!!!
I'm really sorry, but.....
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Why all the hate for Frank in this thread. He asked a legitimate question. Geez he's not paid enough to entertain us in every single thread.
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bigbaldirish
02-09-2003, 12:08 AM
cow can you think those are thworst jokes ever? Cheesus christ that was some funny stuff.. you can kiss my dairy-erre. i never Herd such a preposterous statement.
so i'm retarded too, eh, oh well
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golfcourseguy
02-09-2003, 05:44 AM
Cows have an innate sense of rythym. Haven't you ever noticed the metronomic motion of their tails? Haven't you been to a barn dance or wedding and danced the Maccowrenna?
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TooCute
02-09-2003, 07:52 AM
They have a system of tendons
that 'lock' their legs into place
when they sleep standing up.
They do, however, often rest and
sleep lying down - much moreso
than horses do. Why doesn't
anyone ever go horse tipping? ;)
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golfcourseguy
02-09-2003, 09:20 AM
WORST. JOKES. EVER. ?
Wow, that's saying something.
Search your heart.Remember the words of Pope and Gandhi..
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