Blender 50 Rock Goddesses

[Reephdweller]

Are the writers for Blender out of their minds? In their top 50 "Sexiest Women in Music" list, they put Madonna, Courtney Love, and Sheryl Crow ahead of women who are far hotter than they are now. Somehow Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt aren't as hot.

Madonna places in the top 10 whereas Jessica Simpson is 49, Mandy Moore is 19, and Jennifer Love Hewitt is 20. In terms of hotness I think they're wrong. They may be more sucessful from a sales point of view, but not hotter.

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[TheMojoPin]

Somehow Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt aren't as hot.

I have cousins I'd do over Mandy Moore (SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MAH DC PEEPS!!111! LOL1!1!! OMG!!1!!!!1111).

Jacking up your tits with bike-pumps and wearing a gallon of self-tanner does NOT make one "hot". Jessice Simpson, I'm looking at YOU, or at least I would be if I could stop retching.

Personally, I DO find Jennifer Love Hewitt rather spankable, but come on, putting out horrible albums does NOT make one a "musician". She shouldn't even be on this list to begin with.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 2-9-03 @ 4:31 PM

[Reephdweller]

Personally, I DO find Jennifer Love Hewitt rather spankable, but come on, putting out horrible albums does NOT make one a "musician". She shouldn't even be on this list to begin with.


I agree, if this was a list of whose more musically talented it would be a different story. but as far as they listing this as the hottest women in music i don't see how Madonna is hotter than JLH.

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[TheGameHHH]

I have two questions, first who was number one? And secondly since when are mandy moore, jennifer love hewett and jessica simpson considered rock?

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[Reephdweller]

Here's the top 10, I can list the rest if you want...

10 - Madonna
9 - Faith Hill
8 - Shania Twain
7 - Beyonce Knowles
6 - Kylie Minogue
5 - Christina Aguilera
4 - Gwen Stefani
3 - Britney Spears
2 - Jennifer Lopez
1 - Shakira

And secondly since when are mandy moore, jennifer love hewett and jessica simpson considered rock?


I agree, though I'd still do 'em all.

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This message was edited by reefdwella on 2-9-03 @ 5:35 PM

[Crippler]

6 - Kylie Minogue

I am the only person for whom this woman does nothing sexually? Her body is nice to looks at, though a little too Kate Moss-ish, but her face is odd looking. I find nothing sufficiently sexy about her to place her in the top 50. This list must have more to do with sales than looks.

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[LiquidCourage]

Madonna is absolutely disgusting.

Opie said it best.
"It's probably like waving a baseball bat around in a garbage can."

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She's supposed to be like 4'11" or something.

[TheMojoPin]

Kylie looks like a female mantis about to devour the head of her clueless mate.

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[Fallon]

10 - Madonna
9 - Faith Hill
8 - Shania Twain
7 - Beyonce Knowles
6 - Kylie Minogue
5 - Christina Aguilera
4 - Gwen Stefani
3 - Britney Spears
2 - Jennifer Lopez
1 - Shakira
What is name ten people I've whacked off to.

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[LiquidCourage]

Wow, that's a really shitty list.

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[GvacNoMore]

Where's Stevie Nicks?

I STILL love her.


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[The Chairman]

I don't have the whole list but if Jennifer Herrema of Royal Trux and Cristina Martinez of Boss Hog didn't make it (my personal #'s 1 and 2).....then the list sucks ass.

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[TheMojoPin]

Where the FUCK is Nashville Pussy?!?!

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[Gwen]

Brett I agree completely. No one in the top 10 is even remotely rockish...Gwen Stefani is the only person I could even try and put in this category. They need to just rename this list "top 50 most batchable women"

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