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ChickenHawk
02-09-2003, 07:12 PM
With his 7,000th post, Heckler seemed to have bid the board fairwell, with suicide poetry and a post count that still remains at a steady 7,000 even. Heckler - If you just need some time off and you feel you could use a little vacation from the board, that's totally cool. But don't go forever! Come back, sir! Come back I say!

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Heavy
02-09-2003, 07:17 PM
He's been gone for a day.

Relax.

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ChickenHawk
02-09-2003, 07:18 PM
He's been gone for a day. relax.
Actually, more like 2... but even still, that's like... 314 posts in Heckler-years.

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 2-9-03 @ 11:21 PM

JerseyRich
02-09-2003, 08:10 PM
Heckler is always here...whether you realize it or not...he is never gone!

Hi Heck...

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Frank Black
02-09-2003, 09:14 PM
she KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

grlNIN
02-09-2003, 09:17 PM
she KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


sweet god....

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TheMojoPin
02-09-2003, 09:45 PM
Yes, she IS kool. I've always said, Heckler was the dreamiest girl in school. And if I could just work up the courage to ask her to the spring formal, well, GOSH, that would just be swell!

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reeshy
02-10-2003, 02:47 AM
Question- How do you keep a large Scandanavian type that you have locked up in your basement quiet? Also-what do you feed him?

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Tall_James
02-10-2003, 04:47 AM
Question- How do you keep a large Scandanavian type that you have locked up in your basement quiet? Also-what do you feed him
You feed him Fish Balls and Reindeer Jerky. And try to keep the temperature of the room below 50 degrees. Also be sure to thumbtack a lot of Ann Margaret pictures to the wall where you are keeping him.

God Speed Heckler.

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A.J.
02-10-2003, 05:47 AM
Come Back Heckler!


I had this image of Heckler riding off just like Shane.

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Gvac
02-10-2003, 07:03 PM
With his 7,000th post, Heckler seemed to have bid the board fairwell, with suicide poetry
Suicide poetry? That was the ultimate cheesy 70's tune "Seasons In The Sun"!

Ya gotta know Heck's sense of humor. He'll never die...he just smells that way.

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ChrisTheCop
02-10-2003, 07:22 PM
umm..Seasons in the Sun was indeed about a suicide, and it was poetry. Bad poetry yes, but poetry. As much as I hope Heckler didnt commit suicide, its been kinda nice not seeing a Call Karmazin post every 2 minutes.

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Death Metal Moe
02-11-2003, 04:11 AM
Heclker was one of the most well respected members of this board. His departure is indeed a loss for all of us.

I just hope he at least reads the board every now and then.

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Heavy
02-11-2003, 05:59 AM
Well I'd think he'd have more class then to bow out with 7,000 posts. 10,000 is respectable but 7 is such an odd number.

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BrianTheBailBondsman
02-11-2003, 12:00 PM
i THINK HE WENT ON A NATIONAL TOUR BEATING ON VARIOUS MASCOTTE'S

hEY IF HE GETS 10,000 POSTS WILL HE ME THE ADMINISTRATOR?

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CYYYFYYY
02-11-2003, 12:17 PM
I think I may have figured it
out... Heckler is Mr.
Perfect.... It all makes sense
now...........


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SuperClerk
02-11-2003, 05:09 PM
I think I may have figured it
out... Heckler is Mr.
Perfect.... It all makes sense
now...........




That's just wrong.

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furie
02-11-2003, 06:03 PM
Heckler always found the best sites

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The Blowhard
02-11-2003, 07:56 PM
http://198.104.139.118/


In the famous words of "Stymie": "Here I is"!!!!!!

ozzie
02-11-2003, 08:01 PM
Took you a while to put up that 90 foot antenna huh?


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TheGameHHH
02-11-2003, 08:02 PM
That was weird.

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ChickenHawk
02-11-2003, 08:03 PM
Hi Heck!

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"Just back 'n jack." -Ron
"It looks like brown Cool Whip." -Fez
FUCK VIACOM*FUCK INFINITY*FUCK BAD MUSIC

This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 2-12-03 @ 12:05 AM

The Blowhard
02-11-2003, 08:17 PM
Whew..just put up my 90 foot antenna..just dancing the Mambo to some Cuban radio I'm picking up.
What did I miss? Who is this Black guy?

yarpwizard
02-11-2003, 08:26 PM
Hey Heckler, are those the Infinity bastards who ruined all our lives?

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The Blowhard
02-11-2003, 08:29 PM
Hey Heckler, are those the Infinity bastards who ruined all our lives?


No. Please don't insult the "special people".