Congrats to Tom from Hoboken

[TastelessGinny]

Recipient of the Spirit Award for Billy's IMDB.com entry!


http://us.imdb.com/Name?Staples,+Billy

LOVE you Tom! LOL

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[Christy]

Congrats! Even though I have no idea who you are! :-)

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[PanterA]

oh man thats too funny!!

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[satan-2]

waaa hahahahaha. i think this was the funniest line. He is twice divorced, with one daughter, and currently lives in his mother's basement. <P>
dude, 5'10

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

[mercury29]

He got the nickname "Billy Staples" after having a stomach stapling surgery due to his morbid obesity. An admitted alcoholic and drug addict, he has been through rehab 17 times.

He is twice divorced, with one daughter, and currently lives in his mother's basement. He is the phone screener / intern for the Ron and Fez radio show, and a sometime stand-up comic.

Gained notoriety for a complete mental collapse during a live stand-up show at the Count Basie Theater in Redbank, New Jersey.

Now, at the party the other night Billy was totally cool to me, so I don't want to beat up on him too much, but that is some of the funniest shit that you could have in your own bio. I guess with all of those accomplishments, he can just sit back and let the calls come in. And 5'10"? Yeah, standing on a phone book.

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This message was edited by mercury29 on 2-10-03 @ 10:31 PM

[ADF]

My favorite part:

He is currently represented by GreenBee management.



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[TheMojoPin]

Why is "morbid obesity" always comic gold?

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

It was great a week ago, and it's even better now.

Congrats TOM!
:)
xox

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[skurbs]

thank you thank you thank you.

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[TastelessGinny]

OK, I just got an IM so I wanted to state, FOR THE RECORD, that I had NOTHING to do with that IMDB post.

Nothing!!!!!!!!

I just read it, laughed like hell and shared it with y'all!

Billy, it wasn't me! Honest!

:)

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[EffMeBoobs]

Like I said before Tom is the best.

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