Getting Prepared For A Terrorist Attack

[EffMeBoobs]

In the midst of all this talk of the possibility of a chemical, biological, or nuclear attack, what have you been doing to prepare yourself? The government is telling us to stock up on duct tape, water, batteries and radios. This is just too scary to comprehend. I haven't done anything to prepare in the event of an attack and I don't think I'm going to at all. I just don't want to freak myself out even more by ACTUALLY going out to the store for that reason. I think I need to dig myself a hole 100 feet under.

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[furie]

I have at most a 5 day supply of water stored. that's about it.

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[Heavy]

I've been watching all my local 7-11's for activity.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I hear ya.

It's kind of like getting under your desk for a Nuclear Attack. It's worthless.

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[PanterA]

I've done nothing, because if there was a chemical, biological, or nuclear attack, i would rather be dead then live through it.

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[furie]

The line of "put plastic over your windows held with duct tape incase of chemical or biological attack" is just bullshit.

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[A.J.]

I've done nothing, because if there was a chemical, biological, or nuclear attack, i would rather be dead then live through it.

What Pantera said.

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[Doogie]

I just find it disturbing that we have terrorist alerts the same way that we have snow advisories. And no one is alarmed at it. I dont if it is a sign that we are getting on with our lives, and keeping alive the ONLY American tradition we all share: A short memory.

Then again one woman I work with is all panicky and has the kids practically freaking out. They have to come and ask me questions about terrorist attacks to help assuage them of security procedures and measures, sooooo maybe it is better that we dont panic.

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[SoLost22]

Th concept of duct taping your windows to keep out chemicals kinda scares me considering air conditioning vents bring air inside.

"God looks after drunks, fools, and the United States."

[EffMeBoobs]

The line of "put plastic over your windows held with duct tape incase of chemical or biological attack" is just bullshit.

Like duct tape can save us all. I guess it has other uses besides bondage.

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[SoLost22]

If a nuclear bomb is dropped i'm gonnatry to catch it, i'd rather die instantly than suffer the after effects of radiation

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[FiveB247]

That's funny about duct tape....do you thinking packing or masking tape would suffice?hehe

Oh yeah.. a nuke just went off down the road...let me get some garbage bags to save myself?haha

Ps...The government makes retard statements like that cause they have no clue either. We're all f'ed.

[FUNKMAN]

My Dad has stockpiled water bottles, bandages, alcohol, camping equip, and canned goods for years now...

And he is always telling us to "be prepared for meeting Jesus because he is our Saviour"...

Then I say "well if you are ready to meet Jesus, why are you planning to go hide in the woods or in a cave somewhere" ??????

I choose to not live my life in fear, only with caution...

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[canofsoup15]

Why do they even make the alerts, i guarntee we will never even go down to guarded, or possibly even elevated. I think they need more categories, if something did happen it would seem we would be fucked either way. I think this was more of a iraq pre-caution than anything else, and i think they will be on alert while were there just as a precaution as well.

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[Reephdweller]

Why do they even make the alerts, i guarntee we will never even go down to guarded, or possibly even elevated.


They have to now, for every little thing. After 9/11 for a government agency to get word of a threat and hold the info without telling the public and then something happens, it would be a political nightmare for any branch of government. So now we get everything. Whether they are viable or not.

Those precautions won't stop chemicals, but they may help stop windows from being shattered if a bomb went off within the radius of it. That's about it though.

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[canofsoup15]

I really dont think they are going to set off a nuke or any type of really big bomb, i think its more of a disease threat. It would hurt our economy more, create more hysteria, and wouldnt kill many of them. If they did a nuke or big bomb i guarntee every country is going to gain up on their asses.

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[Dewey]

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[lippy]

I've been tying up all the arabs i think look suspicious and putting them in my basement.

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(AP) - Intelligence information suggests al-Qaida attacks may occur as early as this week in both the United States and on the Arabian peninsula, CIA Director George J. Tenet told Congress on Tuesday. The information led to last week's raising of the national terror alert level to "orange," the second highest level of five. The information came from "multiple sources with strong al-Qaida ties," Tenet said without providing details


Scary shit!!!

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[jamesdiggy]

Like duct tape can save us all
Just ask MacGyver.
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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

This is old school Cold War:

DEPARTMENT OF DEFENCE
---------------------

INSTRUCTIONS FOR CIVIL DEFENCE.

ON HEARING THE FIRST WARNING:

1. PROCEED TO THE NEAREST BUILDING.

2. STAY AWAY FROM LOOSE OBJECTS, AND DROP ALL GLASSES, BOOKS ETC. IN
YOUR HANDS.

3. REMOVE SHARP OBJECTS, SUCH AS PENCILS AND KEYS, FROM YOUR POCKETS.

4. LOOSEN YOUR NECKTIE, UNBUTTON YOUR COAT AND REMOVE RESTRICTIVE
ARTICLES OF CLOTHING.

5. REMOVE EYEGLASSES, EARRINGS, WATCHES AND OTHER JEWELRY.

6. UPON SEEING THE BRILLIANT FLASH OF A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION, BEND OVER
AND PLACE YOUR HEAD FIRMLY BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.

7. THEN KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE.



In the early 70s when I was in elementary school, we still had "Civil Defense" drills. Upon the siren, we'd file into the hallway, away from the windows. We'd crouch down and place our arms over our heads.

They told us 1st graders it was for hurricanes.

But now? I'm fucked.



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[Cannon]

Only one word means preparedness for me:

Bacon.

Think about it...

You can eat it.

If you get hurt you can use it to field dress a wound, or make a Bacon tourniquet.

Muslim Extremists hate pork. Thats a fact.

I'm pretty sure that with some good old scientific research we could use it as fuel. (Any thoughts?)


in the event of an actual terrorist attack in your immediate vicinity, you can splash the hot pork grease on any would be attacker, not only rendering them burned and blind, but could also be used as a psychological weapon as it may deny passage to paradise.

And we could use said grease, in a last ditch effort only to be used if all else fails, by pouring it into the ocean creating an impenetrable "Bacon shield " that no Al'Queda member would dare cross.

Its God's little "Swiss army knife"

I believe it was FDR that once said "Without Bacon, there is no hope..."

(much apologies, this is what happens to the fragile human mind when an extra 45 minutes was tacked onto my commute with all the bridge checkpoints today.)

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This message was edited by Cannon on 2-11-03 @ 9:29 PM

[Heather 8]

Only one word means preparedness for me:

Bacon.


Moe? Is that you?

As for me, I'm just going to hope that Green Bay isn't a top target and dust off our ''winter rations'' just in case.

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[Cannon]

Moe? Is that you?


No, but he is among many that understand the untapped power of Bacon.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Moe? Is that you?


Sadly, NO. Cannon is a poster with promise thought. Very nicely put my friend.

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[kc7586]

It's kind of like getting under your desk for a Nuclear Attack. It's worthless.

put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.

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[FiveB247]

I'm going to start selling some Pork Merchandise....Here are a few ideas...

- WWSD (what would swine do) bracelets

- Porky Pig T-shirts..."That's All Folks"

- "Pork...the other other white Savior" T-shirt

[Halo Five]

6. UPON SEEING THE BRILLIANT FLASH OF A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION, BEND OVER
AND PLACE YOUR HEAD FIRMLY BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.

7. THEN KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE.


I don't want to think about it.....

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[reeshy]

I just bought 2 boxes of 9mm ammo, 3 tv dinners and 4 cases of cheap scotch-I'm set for the weekend!!!!!

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[A.J.]

In the early 70s when I was in elementary school, we still had "Civil Defense" drills. Upon the siren, we'd file into the hallway, away from the windows. We'd crouch down and place our arms over our heads.


Yep -- I remember those too.

I also remember the testing of the town's air raid horn that was down the street from my grandparents' house.

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[Cannon]

Sadly, NO. Cannon is a poster with promise thought. Very nicely put my friend.


Thank you sir, as Adam West once said " I dolf My cowl at Thee".


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[Death Metal Moe]

No problem Cannon. Anyone who loves Bacon can't be that bad a person.

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[zha zha]

go to iprepare.com for one stop terrorism preparedness shopping.

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[zha zha]

i think they have do-it yourself bacon kits as well

[Dirtybird11]

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[TheMojoPin]

It doesn't make any sense. They're talking like a chem/bio is going to be some spectacular singular event that EVERYONE will notice and thusly will have time to prepare against. I think the still unsolved anthrax crimes show that we won't know in these cases until people start getting sick or showing up to hospitals...and at that point, that means it would have already spread to that area if it's airborne, and not all the ducktape and plastic and the world will save you by then...

Fuck it. I'm a shallow, capitalist American, dammit. I cannot live without all my stuff, and these kinds of attacks will pretty much leave my stuff contaminated and useless. A world without my stuff is NOT a world I want to live in. Take me out in the first wave, dammit!

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[FiveB247]

Mojo...that is some funny posting.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I heard on the news that they're expecting terrorists to attack as soon as tomorrow.

If that's the case-- fuck the diet!

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[DarkHippie]

I'm going on a road trip upstate. I doubt Western NY is high on their priority kill list

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[Doogie]

I'm going on a road trip upstate. I doubt Western NY is high on their priority kill list


Maybe the "Finger" Lakes will be targeted cause they are looking to destroy such a name with such a refence to a frivolous lifestyle of sex and violence.

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I've been doing back stretching excercizes so it will be more comfortable when I kiss my ass goodbye, plus I'll be able to do it well with style.

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[Heavy]

I'm staying away from Niagra Falls.

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