Happy Birthday Tazz

[Gwen]

Happy Birthday, babe! I hope its a great day and I couldn't be happier that I've found you! =) And though I dunno how to do any fancy schmancy birthday messages, here comes my bastardized version:

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People who share your bday:
12-Feb-1809 Charles Darwin
12-Feb-1809 Abraham Lincoln
12-Feb-1904 Ted Mack
12-Feb-1915 Lorne Greene
12-Feb-1917 Dom DiMaggio
12-Feb-1923 Franco Zeffirelli
12-Feb-1926 Joe Garagiola
12-Feb-1934 Bill Russell
12-Feb-1938 Judy Blume
12-Feb-1939 Ray Manzarek
12-Feb-1953 Joanna Kerns
12-Feb-1955 Arsenio Hall
12-Feb-1980 Christina Ricci


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<b>Cheers, Fuckface!</b>

[reeshy]

Happy Birthday Tazz,
Remember- the Emperor loves you!!!

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[zathrus]

Happy Birthda Tazz!!!! I hope that you have a wonderful day!

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[RF Godfather]

Happy Birthday Jon! To one hell of a great guy that is even better cuz he is a Met fan, all my best to you Sir, Tazzmaniac!

http://www.gerweck.net/taz.jpgDon't look so down Tazz. It's your day to show people who's boss.

Here's my customary bad-ass birthday addition:

PEOPLE BORN TODAY
Arsenio Hall
Scott Turow
Chynna Phillips
Joanna Kerns
Judy Blume
Charles Darwin
One Man Gang
Sarah Lancaster
Christina Ricci
Raylene
Ron "The Truth" Killings
Louisa Adams
Abraham Lincoln
Ted Mack
Tex (Gordon) Beneke
Dom DiMaggio
Forrest Tucker
Joe Garagiola
Bill Russell


FAMOUS EVENTS
Queen of England Lady Jane Grey and husband Lord Guildford Dudley beheaded (1554).
Toothpick machine patented (1872).
First public performance of Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin (1924).
The five-week impeachment trial of Bill Clinton comes to an end, with the Senate voting to acquit the president on both articles of impeachment: perjury and obstruction of justice (1999).
Congress passes the first fugitive slave law, requiring all states, including those that forbid slavery, to forcibly return slaves who have escaped from other states to their original owners. The laws stated that "no person held to service of labor in one state, under the laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in consequence of any law or regulation therein, be discharged from such labor or service or labor, but shall be delivered up on claim of the party to whom such service or labor may be due" (1793).
The Rev. Dr. Henry Highland Garnet, the first African American to address the U.S. House of Representatives, delivers a sermon to a crowded House chamber. His sermon commemorated the victories of the Union army and the deliverance of the country from slavery (1865).
Hs�an-T'ung, the last emperor of China, is forced to abdicate following Sun Yat-sen's republican revolution. A provisional government was established in his place, ending 267 years of Manchu rule in China and 2,000 years of imperial rule. The former emperor, only six years old, was allowed to keep up his residence in Beijing's Forbidden City, and he took the name of Henry Pu Yi (1912).
After spending eight years in Soviet prisons and labor camps, human rights activist Anatoly Scharansky is released. The amnesty deal was arranged by Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev and U.S. President Ronald Reagan at a summit meeting three months earlier (1986).
The first network radio program to be sponsored by advertising debuts. The show, The Eveready Hour, was sponsored by the National Carbon Company and broadcast in New York, Washington, and Providence. The show was the first of many radio variety shows, featuring music, stories, and celebrity appearances (1924).
Ragtime piano composer Eubie Blake dies, five days after his 100th birthday. Along with Scott Joplin, Blake helped launch the ragtime piano genre. His many hit songs include "Charleston," "I'm Just Wild About Harry," and "Love Will Find a Way." He performed regularly almost until his death and once said, "If I knew I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself" (1983).
the first telephone news dispatch was called into the Boston Globe in Boston from Salem, Massachusetts, using equipment provided by Alexander Graham Bell (1877).
some 300 people visit Voltaire following his return to Paris. Voltaire had been in exile for 28 years (1778).

LUCKY NUMBER: 5 BIRTHSTONE: AmethystPOSITIVE TRAITS: Conservative, unequivocal, imaginativeNEGATIVE TRAITS: Inflexive, moody, pugnacious

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RON & FEZ = NEW YORK!

[DreamWeaver]

Happy Birthday Sir Tazz. You have been a great friend to me. Hope you have a fabulous day! Love ya

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[A.J.]

Happy Birthday!

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[Doogie]

Happy Birthday Jon, I hope that you get all the Heineken you can drink on this special day of yours...And may there be plenty of animal noises to make you laugh till you will burst.

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[Hosp]

Happy Birthday, you silly drunk bastard.

And pay no attention to that stuff about alchohol dulling the senses and slowing down responses time. I'm sure your still sharp as a tack and aware of everything going on around you. Right Gwen?

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[Gvac]

A very Happy Birthday to you buddy. You're truly one of the good ones, and I hope you have nothing but happiness and success today and every day for the rest of your life.

Now go and have some fun, but give that poor liver a break you animal.

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[Green Lantern]

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Happy Birthday Tazz
I hope is a great one!!


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This message was edited by Green Lantern on 2-12-03 @ 9:39 AM

[Jennitalia]

Happy Birthday, Jon

Drink heavily, (i'm sure you have that part down)

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[fluffernutter]

Hope you have a GREAT Birthday! It was great meeting you at the Hard Rock the other night and still makes me laugh when I said hi to you later at the bar and you were really out of it and had a hard time ordering your beer. Have a GREAT day!

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[JerseyRich]

Happy Birthday brotha!
I hope you have a good snog and a shag.
Drink til everyone seems like a good driver!

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[Cybersoldier]

happy birthday tazz

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[TheGameHHH]

Happy Birthday man, I really hope you have a great day.

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Thanks ADF

[FUNKMAN]

TAZZ,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funkman

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[EffMeBoobs]

Happy Birthday Jon! I hope your birthday is filled with lots of Soco and lots of Heineken and absolutely no puke. Enjoy your day!

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[jamesdiggy]

Have a Rock'em, Sock'em Birthday!


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[The Blowhard]

Happy Birthday Buddy, have a great time.

[Lulu]

jon! happy birthday budday! congrats on the new job, i hope you and gwen have tons of fun together. now all we need is a time machine and green hair dye and you'd be set. :)

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I have no witty drinking jokes, so I'll just say Happy Birthday...

but remember when you puke, it tastes like burning



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[AngelAmy]

happy b-daytazz, go get shit faced but i know you dont need me to tell you that...you do it all on your own

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[Christy]

Happy birthday sweetie! :-)

Homer rules! :-)

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[Tazz]

Thanks all :)

But geez, there is more to me than just drinking. In fact, to spite you all, I will refrain from alcohol until Friday. So there !!!!! :-P

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[Aggie]

Happy Birthday to my favoritest member on the board (besides my bro and sis), and still the only one to visit Texas and come see me!

You are an great person and an amazing friend, you deserve the best :) I hope you get everything your heart desires!

Can't wait to hang out with you again.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

Happy Birthday there sir!

Hope it's been swell!
:)

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[Hosp]

Jon, let me guess, you're not getting paid until friday, right?


But you're right, there's more to youthen just the large amount of drinking you do. There's the...



Well... You know we could never forget about...


You spell your screen name like the wrestler and not the cartoon character. Does that count for anything?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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thank you dcpete!

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[Aggie]

Fatty says Happy Birthday......and I'm sure he'd also say that you are the money!! :)

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[fatty]

yeah i guess for tazz i can come out of retirement for a hot one.

happy birthday brother, i definetely miss getting loaded with you at ron and fez events and then making out. just kidding, i don't miss ron and fez events.

anyways man happy birthday and i hope you get everything you want even though i just found out you got the best present ever already (it's about time you and gwen hooked up, jesus christ.)

anyways i hope you had fun and that i never see you again. later budday

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[ROMEO]

Happy B-Day Tazz, so let me see if I get this right, you were born on the 12th so your mom brought you home maybe on the 14th, what a valentines present for your dad. Did he ask her for the receipt?

Just joshin, hope your day was the best...

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