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Death Metal Moe

02-12-2003, 10:41 PM

..........vengence............

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02-12-2003, 10:41 PM

ChickenHawk

02-12-2003, 10:42 PM

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Death Metal Moe

02-12-2003, 10:43 PM

Where's my chin?

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ChickenHawk

02-12-2003, 10:50 PM

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AngelAmy

02-12-2003, 10:50 PM

OMG I KNOW WHERE THAT IS!!!

i was there at that house!!!!!!! not at that moment, BUT STILL!!!

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02-12-2003, 10:50 PM

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ChrisTheCop

02-12-2003, 10:50 PM

I think he's just trying to get me to look up at the ceiling, and I'm not gonna fall for it. And chickenhawk, since when does horatio sanz work blue?

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grlNIN

02-12-2003, 10:51 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOo i almost pissed my pants i cant stop laughign!!!!

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Heavy

02-12-2003, 10:51 PM

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ChickenHawk

02-12-2003, 10:55 PM

Hey! You masked him!

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Heavy

02-12-2003, 10:56 PM

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ChrisTheCop

02-12-2003, 11:01 PM

OMG I KNOW WHERE THAT IS!!!

yes, we all recognize Jim Rockford's trailer home.

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Heavy

02-12-2003, 11:06 PM

Thank God Moe finally updated his homepage:

My name is Moe and this is my homepage. That's a picture of me. (Cute, huh?)

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If you click on it, you'll get to see me up close.
These pages will tell you a little about my life, where I live, where I work and some of my hobbies including reading and writing fiction.

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Heres my new car!

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Another activity I enjoy quite often is shopping at Amazon.com. If you click the link to the right, you'll go there and you do your own shopping.

(Hint: if you want to buy me something, check out my wish list. You can have it mailed directly to me.)

On these pages, you will also have the opportunity to learn about my friends and my family.
You can also check out my love life page and learn why I'm single, and what I'm looking for in my "obsessive search for the perfect relationship" (to quote a fortune cookie I once had), and how to apply to be my boyfriend if you think you're up to it.

Boyfriend?

Is that a spelling error? Huh? Nope. It's not a spelling error. And, it's not opposite day. I'm gay. And charming. The two are often related.

I've also included several pages with stories and photos from some of my trips.

Well, take a look around. Bookmark these pages and come back frequently. Follow the links elsewhere. You never know where they might take you. Email me and let me know what you think of these pages.

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Death Metal Moe

02-12-2003, 11:11 PM

I can't wait for Grim and Todd to get their shots in on me too.

That was the LAST time I hang with board members!

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Heavy

02-12-2003, 11:16 PM

Hey Moe, how did you tell your mom that you....um........"gargle"??????

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Oh ok then......

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TheMojoPin

02-12-2003, 11:20 PM

I have no pictures of Moe, so I'll simply use pics of his beautiful, hairless twin instead...

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Death Metal Moe

02-12-2003, 11:23 PM

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OK Johnee?

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Heavy

02-12-2003, 11:28 PM

He did all that with a plastic wiffleball bat?

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Heavy

02-12-2003, 11:28 PM

Edit: double post but instead of wasting it I decided, since Moe is a big Mets fan, to post his favorite Met of all time...

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Im finsihed now, I swear!

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grlNIN

02-12-2003, 11:45 PM

holy shit i did it i pissed my pants Moe's wiffleball carry white man made me lose it

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Death Metal Moe

02-12-2003, 11:49 PM

Aim for Norton GrlNiN

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AngelAmy

02-13-2003, 01:01 AM

i still love you moe

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reeshy

02-13-2003, 01:22 AM

And you canceled the camping trip with ME??

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grlNIN

02-13-2003, 02:34 AM

And you canceled the camping trip with ME??

Maybe he was nervous that he wouldnt be able to "pitch a tent"

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Death Metal Moe

02-13-2003, 06:02 AM

Ahh, to be young again. Pitching Tents out in the backyard with my ol' pal Reeshy.

That guy can keep a secret, let me tell you!

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DarkHippie

02-13-2003, 06:09 AM

I hate when I get to a thread and all the tooling's already been done.

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Heavy

02-13-2003, 07:56 AM

Theres plenty of more gay pic on the net to use Hip.

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ChrisTheCop

02-13-2003, 08:26 AM

For instance, Here's a simple quiz u can take to see if Moe will ever go camping with you: http://www.hekkuli.org/~hekkuli/flash/gaytest.swf

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Death Metal Moe

02-13-2003, 12:59 PM

MUST....CATCH......DOT.......WILL........NOT...... ....SWALLOW.............

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

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ToddEVF

02-13-2003, 04:16 PM

Well, Moe, I'm not going to tool or take shots. If they only knew why you were gargling. I have to say that liquor you had made you do a wierd sickening look on your face before hand. So he has a good reason, to wash the tate out of his mouth from horible tasting liquor.

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Death Metal Moe

02-13-2003, 04:25 PM

If they only knew why you were gargling. I have to say that liquor you had made you do a wierd sickening look on your face before hand. So he has a good reason, to wash the tate out of his mouth from horible tasting liquor.

I've never seen someone try to help, but end up burying the person even more.

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reeshy

02-13-2003, 04:33 PM

to wash the tate out of his mouth

Did you mean to say "Taint"?

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Reephdweller

02-13-2003, 04:45 PM

More to come.

don't you mean Moe to come?

or is it Moe to cum?

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kc7586

02-13-2003, 04:49 PM

i can't breathe i'm laughing so hard, this is one of the funniest things i've ever read, i almost fell off the damn chair.

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ToddEVF

02-13-2003, 04:59 PM

I've never seen someone try to help, but end up burying the person even more.

Oh come one, i tried to rectify the situation

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GrimSanity

02-13-2003, 07:45 PM

see and that is why i didn't want to reply becasue no matter what nothing can make this post anybetter

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Death Metal Moe

02-13-2003, 08:06 PM

Thank you Grim!

You're a REAL friend! Not like that Todd!

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Dewey

02-13-2003, 09:07 PM

i tried to rectify the situation

Don't say "rectify" around Moe. That's almost as bad as dropping the soap.

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fluffernutter

02-13-2003, 09:19 PM

I smell funny cartoons in the future. I am just gonna go all out with reckless abandon on fellow board members in funny situations. Heh! What the HELL else am I gonna do with my time?

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