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Death Metal Moe
02-13-2003, 06:51 AM
SHOCKED?!

I hope so!

Another "Carlin" type question for the ages.

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toneburst20
02-13-2003, 07:01 AM
ahh like the classic Beavis question: why is it called taking a dump and not leaving a dump... cause your not really taking it anywhere
fluffernutter
02-13-2003, 07:02 AM
I wonder that too. I was also gonna ask Horde King if he knew the scientific reasons that some guys I have seen (mostly porn stars) can shoot it off like a cannoe. I mean Peter North could hit a target a half mile away.

Speaking of running a batch.....

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fatty
02-13-2003, 07:05 AM
i always jerk off while running full speed, that would explain it for me

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JerseyRich
02-13-2003, 07:07 AM
i always jerk off while running full speed, that would explain it for me

I would imagine this to be quite messy...Not that I'm imagining it....oh forget it!

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Jennitalia
02-13-2003, 07:13 AM
that's a thinker

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fatty
02-13-2003, 07:21 AM
I would imagine this to be quite messy...Not that I'm imagining it....oh forget it!



yeah well i'm a big guy so full speed isn't that fast for me. and i of course i do it outside as to not mess up my carpets in my house, i mean that's just common sense

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Gmann
02-13-2003, 07:21 AM
Wow man....thats deep!


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TheGameHHH
02-13-2003, 08:25 AM
Why do we park in driveways but drive on parkways??

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douchebagsean
02-13-2003, 08:46 AM
in my case im usually running away from the cops before i get to finish...damn those indecent exposure laws
TheMojoPin
02-13-2003, 09:57 AM
What's the deal with the food on airplanes?!?! Who ARE these people?!?

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Death Metal Moe
02-13-2003, 01:03 PM
Grape nuts. You open the box No Grapes, No Nuts! What's the DEAL?!?!

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?!

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DJEvelEd
02-13-2003, 01:23 PM
When I run a batch, it "runs" down the closest object. My girl's ass crack, my leg, my favorite jack chair. (I wonder if my friends notice the stains before they sit down?)

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Tall_James
02-13-2003, 01:31 PM
i always jerk off while running full speed, that would explain it for me
Now the question is...if you were running at the speed of light while jerking off...what would happen?

My theory? The batch rag would disintegrate from friction and you would travel back in time about 14 years. And if that happens, and some wild eyed scientist or young kid approaches you about it...kill them immediately. And then take their Delorean.

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Contra
02-13-2003, 09:07 PM
yes, but before you leave make sure someone crashes into soe manure

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bigone1153
02-13-2003, 09:13 PM
if u jerk off in the forest and no one is there to see it, does it count

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ThePointer
02-13-2003, 09:33 PM
i always jerk off while running full speed, that would explain it for me



But wouldn't you have big laundry bills from running into it?

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grlNIN
02-14-2003, 01:20 AM
you all disgust me, excuse me while i go double click my mouse while running.......

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