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The Blowhard
02-13-2003, 08:26 AM
Jedis Become a Force to Be Counted
LONDON (Reuters) - It's official -- "Star Wars" has created almost 400,000 Jedis in Britain.
Over 390,000 people wrote "Jedi" on their 2001 census form, more than those who registered their faith as Jewish, Buddhist or Sikh in the optional question on religion, the Office for National Statistics (ONS) said on Thursday.
The Jedis declared their belief after a campaign on the Internet asked people to "do it because you love Star Wars" or "just to annoy people."
"Star Wars devotees stated their faith as 'Jedi' in the mistaken belief that if 10,000 did so it would be recognized as an official religion," a spokesman for the ONS said.
The census question on religion offered a series of tick-boxes for the major religions in the UK, including a free space for "any other religion."
In the films, the Jedi knights are a noble order of protectors unified by their belief in a universal power called the Force.
I'm curious to see how many put "Klingon" as their primary language.
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Cannon
02-13-2003, 08:38 AM
I'm a 100% certified, Lightsaber carrying, Jedi Geek and proud of it.
although this was started as a joke, I know alot of people actually kind of believe in a "force" ( maybe not the trademarked "force") instead of any named god.
It's kinda like the spirituality, without the brand name..no frills.
and i can dig that.
Unless Lucas asks you to pay ... he already gets enough of my money.
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Doogie
02-13-2003, 08:40 AM
Ok after reading this article I am officially rescinding what the hell it says under my name in the quotes...Dorks ruin it all for everyone.
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SuperClerk
02-13-2003, 09:12 AM
A jedi I am.
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INFOSTUD
02-13-2003, 11:34 AM
Yes, I am. I got my first ever personalized license plate for my car. My plate is QUIGON
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IrishAlkey
02-13-2003, 11:45 AM
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The Blowhard
02-13-2003, 01:07 PM
They are gaining on the Lutherans! Help!
Death Metal Moe
02-13-2003, 01:41 PM
Please. Who would take HIM seriously?
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As long as there's some Hells Angles or a few Soccer Hooligans around these 400,000 Jedi are shit.
And THESE are the people we're trying to win the favor of too? The British populous seems to be against us for the most part.
I say send them over with those LIght Sabers as a distraction until the rest of the nations behind us sneak into Baghdad and give Saddam a WEDGIE so to speak.
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furie
02-13-2003, 01:46 PM
Are Jedi circumcised with lightsabers?
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DJEvelEd
02-13-2003, 02:29 PM
Are Jedi circumcised with lightsabers?
Yes. And the gay Jedi put lightsabers in their asspipe
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Contra
02-13-2003, 09:03 PM
who are you kidding doogie, you love it more then EVER now muhahahaha!
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