Movie quotes......

[Heavy]

" You know if you fuck like you dance, I bet you're one lousy fuck"

"Then why do they send me flowers the next day?"

"I dunno, maybe they thought you was dead"

Saturday Night Fever.

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[ShortRound]

"I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard."

New Jack City

[Steels]

Denise the piece. Oh, you're gonna give me that cherry pie sweet mama baby!

Frank T.J Mackey

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[MHasegawa]

"Engleberg quit yer bellyaching and throw the ball to first base!!"

Bad News Bears

"God, Neddy Braden's a faggot.

Are you kidding?? He has a big cock, like a horse"

Slapshot



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[yarpwizard]

"Well opinions are like assholes, everybody has one."

From "The Dead Pool."

"Listen punk, to me you ain't nothing but dog shit you understand. And a lot of things can happen to dog shit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground, it can dry up and blow away in the wind, or it can be stepped on and squashed, so take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya.

From "Sudden Impact."





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A mind is a terrible thing to dyworf.

[Steels]

"I want you to clean your vagina"

Patrick Bateman

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[donnie_darko]

feces are baby mice......


why dont you go suck a fuck?

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[lippy]

Heinken? Fuck That Shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Dennis Hopper
Blue Velvet

[Cannon]

"Aren't we gonna bury em?" "Buzzard's gotta eat" (spit)


Outlaw Josey Wales.

I suspect there will be alot of Eastwood quotes, as he was a mutha-fuckin' quote machine over the years.

Cannon

[mikeyboy]

Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement.


Clerks

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[ozzie]

"I want you to clean your vagina"

Patrick Bateman


American Psycho is one of my all time favorites!

"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it! But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite"

Great f'ing scene! Sorry, I couldn't chose just one quote.


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[FatTony]

Top Dollar:So how do you feel, Skank?
Skank:I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook!


"Ya know, my daddy used to say, every man's got a devil, and you can't rest until you find him. Whatever happened back there with you and your girlfriend, I cleared that building. Hell, nothing happens in this town without my say-so. So I'm sorry if I spoiled your wedding plans, there, friend. But if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face."-Top Dollar


From "The Crow"

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"They always win in the end."

[canofsoup15]

"are you telling me, you built a time machine out of a delorean"

"The way i see it, if your gonna go to the future, why not do it in some style."

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Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

[dingo]

" Whats a newbian(sp)?"
Chasing Amy

NJ's Sexiest Bicycle Mechanic

[irishkb]

listen lady i speak 2 languages.. english and bad english....
5th element..

I'm your huckleberry..
Tombstone..

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"IM"-mick0306

[Wormwood]

"Your talking to my guy all wrong, wrong tone. You do it again and I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soldering iron"
- Joe Dirt



Your Affectionate Uncle
Screwtape

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[Geppetto]

So what do you do for an oncore analy rape my grandmother and pore moth balls down my gas tank?

Dante

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot.

Randel

I should just post the whole script.

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[dcpete]

"why do I have to be mister pink"
"because your a faggot"
resevoir dogs

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I want to date an anorexic chick so that if we are weighed together we'll appear to be a normal couple.
I'm bored IM me at gpigking

[Heather 8]

''Then - I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around?''
''We're here to pick up chicks.''
''Excuse me?''
''We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?''

--Dogma


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What Would Waylon Mercy Do?

[MHasegawa]

"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge ourselves in the tradition of our ancestors. Dr. Klahn is a great man, he has our graditude. Let's give Dr. Klahn a great big hand!!"

Kentucky Fried Movie

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[Steels]

Young Stud: I, I think she did too much coc.

Colonel James: Oh you think so doctor?


Boogie Nights

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[Heady Nugs]

"How exactly does one suck a fuck" :)
-Donnie Darko

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[SuperClerk]

"I sink I have a frush."

"What the fuck is a frush?"

"A frush."

"Oh. Well, you see, I got two two sevens. And two sevens beat a frush."

"Oh. Thank you."

Revenge of the Nerds

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[reeshy]

"This is this"-Deerhunter

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[Frizzle Fry]

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
-the usual suspects

Joe Cabot: And you are Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe Cabot: Cause you're a faggot, ok?

[Anakin Skywalker]

Ok, you shot the twice, what do you next?

Sit down, Finish my dinner.


The Godfather

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Screw Radio...Go XM!!!

[Steels]

TWO MEN ENTER....ONE MAN LEAVES..

TWO MEN ENTER....ONE MAN LEAVES...

TWO MEN ENTER....ONE MAN LEAVES....

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[Spoil-Sport]

"I've got 2 words for you: shut the fuck up!" -Midnight Run

"Hablo Ingles?"
'Jes...jou speak english' - Revenge of the Nerds

"There's red tape in the bush?" - The In Laws


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[Anakin Skywalker]

Its a small price to pay for putting foot to ass for my country


Sam Jackson, xXx

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[Doogie]

"Take my wallet out"

"Which one is yours?"

"The one that says bad mother fucka on it"

Sam Jackson, Tim Roth-Pulp Fiction

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"Impossible is only the failure of imagination"
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[Dan-E]

"I hate people but i love gatherings, isnt that ironic?"
-Clerks

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[East Side Dave]

"It's Enrico Palazzo!"

-baseball fan, "Naked Gun"

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Big Ass Mafia

[MHasegawa]

"Hey kids, who rules?? O' DOYLE RULES!! O' DOYLE RULES!!! O' DOYLE RULES! O' DOYLE RULES!! O' DOYLE RULES!!

Billy Madison

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[Heavy]

You talkin to me? Are you talking to me? There aint noone else here..you must be talking to me. Who the fuck are youtalkin to?

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[guy44687843]

"YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT MAN!!!!! Gimme my goddman money! Paybacks a muthafucka aint it, Nigga!

chris tucker, friday

"I don't tip"

"wadda ya mean you dont tip?"

Mr Pink, white, Resivor dogs

[The Chairman]

CLIFF:
Could I have one of those Chesterfield's now?

COCCOTTI:
Sure.

CLIFF:
Got a match? Oh, don't bother I got one.
So you're a Sicilian, huh?

COCCOTTI:
Uh-huh.

CLIFF:
You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawed by n***ers.

COCCOTTI:
Come again?

CLIFF:
It's a fact...........

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[The Chairman]

Ting En: "Revenge is against the law you know."

Chen Zhen: "Well then I'll just have to break the law."



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slanted and enchanted...
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[East Side Dave]

"Sell crazy somewhere else lady, we're all stocked up here."

As Good As It Gets

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Big Ass Mafia

[FUNKMAN]

"if you win you can put it anywhere"

the Buffy Vampire girl in Cruel Intentions...

" i cannot believe that you are the fruit of my loins. When i go home i am gonna punch your mother right in the mouth"

Jackie Gleason in Smokey And The Bandit

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[grlNIN]

If you're talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch!


Are you gonna bark all day doggy or are you gonna bite??



Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs




We Say Stand Together, Not To Fight Just To Exist
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[Thebazile78]

"It's easy to be outnumbered when you're a zero"

Narrator
George of the Jungle



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<br>"If human beings stopped exercising their lips, their brains would start working" - Ford Prefect

[SoLost22]

"You think too much, bet you get straight A's and shit, huh"
~Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez
-The Sandlot-

"God looks after drunks, fools, and the United States."

[Stalker Catty]

"So how's that working out for you, being witty?" - Tyler Durden

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." - Marla

"If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla." - The Narrarator.

Fight Club

________
"Meow meow. Kill me."

LIVIN' LA VIDA DORKA!

[stump12]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."

<b>Gone Postal!</b>
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[Thebazile78]

"Suicide is against the law; the penalty is death"

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum *

"He keeps boids. Lousy, dirty, disgustin', lice-ridden boids."

"I ain't a madam, I'm the concierge!"

"White-white-white. . . is the color of our carpet."

The Producers **







* Yes, I do realize it's a stage-production as well, but the movie should count.

** Although it's currently a stage-production, the movie preceded the stage-show.

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<br>"If human beings stopped exercising their lips, their brains would start working" - Ford Prefect

[stickyfingers]

I'm your huckleberry..


I thought it was "I'll be your huckleberry" if its not then i am misquoting everytime i say it

"lemme tell ya sumpin" -CW

[Heavy]

"That man brutaly raped and beat that girl, he told me himself he did it!"
"I'm outta order? I'm outta order? YOU"RE outta order this hole fucking courtroom is outta order"

Not exact quotes but close enough

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[El Mudo]

"Excuse me sir...when I fuck this up, is it your fault or mine?"

-Sergeant Manning, "When Trumpets Fade"

THOUGHT O' THE MOMENT:
Whats with JF Fortin and Rick Berry being scratched EVERY FREAKIN GAME? Are Joel Kwiatkowski and Jason Doig that much better?

[The Chairman]

The Producers

Great flick, just got it on DVD. So funny. Those choices are quite...er....mature!

2%,

CK1

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slanted and enchanted...
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[blakjeezis]

"I think you're funny, ' Kowski. You forgot to eat the aluminum tray."

- Eugene Jerome, "Biloxi Blues"





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[JerryTaker]

More From "The Usual Suspects"

Cop: "That's not the story McMannus told us"
Fenster: "Oh, did he tell you the one about the hooker with a Disentary?"

Cop: "Do you know what'll happen to you if you go to prison?"
Hockney: "I fuck your father and have a snack; Are you going to charge me?"

Verbal: "Back when I picked beans in Guatemala we'd brew our own coffee, that was really good.... this is shit."

Verbal: "It was Keiser Soze, the devil himself. How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"

McMannus (after discovering coke during the heist): "What are we supposed to do with this?"
Redfoot: "I dunno, feed it to the gimp, maybe it'll ease his pain"


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[Reephdweller]

One of my all-time favorite movie quotes is from Young Frankenstein. actually I have numerous, though this one is less funny and dramatically far more powerful than most lines in any serious movie you could ever watch. I give you...

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"From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man.", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself!"

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[SpicyMcHaggis]

Ray Stanz: We were until dickless over here shut up the power.

EPA Agent: (Yelling at Stanz and Mayor)

Mayor: Is this true?

Peter Vankman: Yes, it is true. This man has no dick.

-Ghostbusters

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[GodsFavoriteMan]

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

Peter Gibbons-- Office Space

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"Story goes these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkies."

[curtoid]

"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it. " - Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade; The Maltese Falcon

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." - Matthew McConaughey in Dazed & Confused

"All right kids, time to play some DODGEBALL!" - Unknown woman in Hairspray

"How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the FUCK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny." - Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

"Are you the clown?"

"No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins."
- Shakes The Clown




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[torker]

You know something, Joan, if you didn't have a pussy there'd be a bounty on your head.

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[fezident]

BOY:"I'm gonna die, Coop."
COOPER:"We're all gonna die, Kid."
BOY:"Yeah, but...not this week!"
COOPER:"So, tell us you're dying wish....as long as it doesn't involve a miracle cure or something. Er, um, I mean...the guys on death row only get a meal! Um, I mean....."

- BASKETball
(fuckin' funny movie!)

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"I'm looking for the 'Make Believe Ballroom'....Don't get fresh, Buddy!"

Fez for Prez in 2008

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[Bulldogcakes]

"Drop the gun, take the cannolis"-Godfather

"Its good to be king"-History of the world pt 1



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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[FUNKMAN]

" what are you trying to pull Goldfinger "


saw it tonight


guess you wind up with a goldfart

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[Justice4all]

"Yo Richard...Blll Cosby just called me to complain about my routine"

"Well did people laugh?"

"Yea"

"Well did you get paid?"

"Yea"

"Well then tell Bill I said have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!"
--Eddie Murphy RAW


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"What did he want???"
"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

[morecowbell11]

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you"
-clerks

yea, my girlfriend might have a few chin hairs that she has to pluck but who gives a shit, shes perfect to me

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[Yerdaddy]

"Oh HI, you're young and you got yer health, what you want with a job?"
-Raising Arizona

"How shall we fuck off oh lord?"
-Life of Brian

"What the hell you think you're doing Shep, I was banging that girl!"
-Fargo

"What are you, some kind of marriage councellor?"
-Blood Simple

"Your days of fingerbanging ol' Maryjane Rottencrotch are over!"
-Full Metal Jacket

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Fuck it from behind.

[stavers]

was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbour?

animal house

[morecowbell11]

"Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?"


--one of the greatest movies ever

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[BoondockSaint]

Randy: Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!

Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.

Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!

First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

--Airplane

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