Worst way to die/turture possible?

[Heavy]

Pulling out finger and toenails?

How about hanging up from the ceiling by a meathook?

I've heard that during the Vietnam War unfortunate individuals would have a bambo stick shoved up thier ass and then a rat would me pu it the open end.......to be followed with smoke forcing the rat to try an get away ...causing the rat to run up the pipe into the person. They would then pull the bamboo stick out leaving the rat inside the person. I guess at that point the rat would try to eat its way to freedom via the stomach.

When I was a kid we would always try to come up with the worst way to die. Fire, downing etc. Then we got crazy and came up the the "sliding down the razorblade banister covered in vaseline.

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The worst way to die is falling off of something real tall, like the Empire State Building. Or really anything that takes a while and you know that you're gonna die in like 10 seconds.

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[kc7586]

i have a torture one, starve the person for a while then cut off their own body parts and feed them to the person, little by little. so they eat themselves to stay alive.

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[canofsoup15]

Being hung has to be bad, hell when i get something stuck in my throat i get annoyed, imagine choking to death *shivers*. Being put at gun point or getting electrocuted must suck as well because you have to wait for the firing or all the injections.

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[flavorsaver]

drawn & quartered

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Burned (with fire or caustic substances) or flayed.

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[bigbaldirish]

falling off the empire state building and getting your eyelid caught on a nail.

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[Heavy]

falling off the empire state building and getting your eyelid caught on a nail.



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That bring s up a good turture....cutting off someones eyelids...besides the obvious pain it would cause, you cant blink anymore and the eyeball wont move if its dry....the eyes might even rot out quickly too, not sure though

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[SoLost22]

JohneeWadd, you are a twisted individual for putting the thought of that rat torture in my head....you ass....

As for normal ways to die i'd think that being trapped in a burning building has gotta be the worst

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[TheBrain007]

How about getting a shotgun blast to the balls, and then some guys go to work on you with a blow torch and a pair of pliers. Sorry, stole that idea from "Pulp Fiction"


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[SatCam]

The worst way to die is to lock the person in a tiny room, lock the door, and turn out the lights.

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[stormshadow]

being forced to listen to tom leykis while being burried alive

[Heavy]

Damn, I was thinking about working Lickass into the torture thing!

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[canofsoup15]

Hell just listening to leykis is torture and makes you want to commit suicide anyway.

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[LiquidCourage]

Having water injected under your skin is supposed to be pretty bad.

[Heavy]

How about having your dick nailed down to a table?

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[Christy]

Worst torture ---> reading your threads.

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[Heavy]

You seem to enjoy them!

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[Knowledged_one]

Drowning has to suck so lets see how about handcuffing someone to a pool bottom then slowly filling the pool so they can wait for death or do the same thing with hanging--put a person on a block of ice with a rope tied around the neck and keep the room at like 33 degrees so the ice melts slow enough so that you know you are going to die.
Gibbeting is the hanging of a condemned man by chains to rot death often takes weeks to occur.
A couple more--being pressed with weights, Being braided onto a wheel and getting your asshole sewn shut and someone just keeps feeding you and feeding you

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[SatCam]

Slow deaths must suck, also short ones that hurt a lot right before you die (bullets, electric)

But... what does it all matter once your dead?!

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[satan-2]

i heard that during WWII, the germans would torture prisoners by dropping water mixed with garlic, into the ear. this would burn the person from the inside and eventually make the person psychotic.

if i were to torture someone, nails nailed to the joints, like the knees and elbows.

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[Frizzle Fry]

those legos freak me out satelite. they're smiling even while they're being torn to pieces. that's just creepy.
the worst way to die though would to be burried alive. imagine spending days in a small box u can barely move in before u finally die. u'd be completely insane after only a couple of hours.

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PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his
constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than
a
bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm
finally let fly-and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the
ailing elephant
an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer
force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to
the
ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the
elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said
flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there
to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a
watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. "It seems to
be just
one of those freak accidents that happen."





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[stickyfingers]

okay i put up a story about a guy getting buried in elephant shit and i get no response...i quit

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[snatchicakes]

how about going to a greatwhite concert and burning up in a fire....seriously that is not the last place i would want to be..surrounded by old 80's rocker...cheap beer...and old ladies that think that their sex appeal rises with the height of her bangs.

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[DJEvelEd]

Falling into a septic tank and drowning. (This actually happened to a couple of plumbers)

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[Starling]

okay i put up a story about a guy getting buried in elephant shit and i get no response...i quit

Aww, don't quit. I only just read your post, and I laughed my ass off. I think that was a great story.

[Johnathan H Christ]

a friend of mine had a theory about this.....according to him, dying in fire would be his preferred way to go out, and the reasoning is this. if everyone is eventually going to die anyway, and you're not going to even know about it after its all over (cause your dead). so why not make your last moments the most jam-packed with sensation moments you can have. make it hurt alot, cause you wont care once your dead. ......something to think about

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[The Chairman]

That guy kept alive for a year in his apartment in the movie Se7en, that must have been uncomfortable.
...at least he was able to smell those car freshener trees though. I like Vanillaroma...

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[Iamnotatool]

I've heard that during the Vietnam War unfortunate individuals would have a bambo stick shoved up thier ass and then a rat would me pu it the open end.......to be followed with smoke forcing the rat to try an get away ...


Johnny, that is a Richard Gere reference? I hear he did that in good fun...must've cut the rats teeth out I suppose...

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[Heavy]

Johnny, that is a Richard Gere reference? I


No, it's a Vietnam reference

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