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silera
02-14-2003, 02:37 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
It's Valentines Day
I want to fuck you.

Forget about dinner
And the movie too
Just rent me a porno
And screw me til noon

If you give me chocolate
I may start to moo
I don't want a teddy
Just eat my poon

I waxed my balloon knot
And my pussy too
Finger my asshole
Use spit for lube

I'll lick your balls
And tug on your mule
I'll thank you for fucking
My face with your tool

I'll get on all fours
We'll try something new
Stick it in slow
And fill me with sploo




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canofsoup15
02-14-2003, 02:40 PM
That is the greatest poem ever written.

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Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

satan-2
02-14-2003, 02:40 PM
wow, how romantic. i'm all tinglee.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

LatterYearsJimMorrison
02-14-2003, 02:41 PM
Can't think. Best poem ever!

golfcourseguy
02-14-2003, 02:53 PM
Cherry?
Cherry Bikini is that you?



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GaryWyze
02-14-2003, 02:55 PM
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What about the verse....

<center>Fuck me 'til I'm crazy,
'til I'm loony, 'til I'm loco,
just don't fuck me so far,
that I start to sound like coco.</center>

See, you're spanish, so loco. And you don't like that chick called coco.

Get it? Whatever!!



This message was edited by GaryWyze on 2-14-03 @ 6:59 PM

GaryWyze
02-14-2003, 03:01 PM
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Finger my asshole
Use spit for lube

So, Alkey's getting a chocolate bunny too?

See, he's gonna put a finger up your ass. And that's where chocolate bunny colored like substances come out of.

Get it?

Whatever!!

Cannon
02-14-2003, 03:01 PM
It bought a tear to my eye....the sheer beauty of the words has moved me.

Shakespeare who?

irishkb
02-14-2003, 03:10 PM
bravo... *golf clap*......

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fluffernutter
02-14-2003, 03:14 PM
Silera, great great poem.
The visuals were intoxicating :)

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jamesdiggy
02-14-2003, 06:08 PM
In a word Lady Bard - Sploopendous!

The Saddest Boy to ever hold a Martini

silera
02-14-2003, 06:22 PM
Cherry?
Cherry Bikini is that you?

I hate having to admit I don't know it all, but I don't get this reference and it really stings!



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IrishAlkey
02-14-2003, 06:23 PM
That poem was inspired by me.

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<marquee><font color=red size=4>Musi ques... I sews on bews... I pues a twos on que zat...Pue zoo... My kizzer... Pous zigga ay zee... Its all kizza... Its always like... Its all kizza... Its always like... Na zound... Wa zee... Wa zoom zoom zee

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Friday
02-14-2003, 08:08 PM
oh Silera.....yer such a classy gal!

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Kudos to Jersey Rish my personal photographer!

Shhh....I hear something stupid...

Steels
02-14-2003, 09:00 PM
Roses are Red my balls are blue....the girlfriends a virgin...I'm backed up with goo.

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This message was edited by Steels on 2-15-03 @ 1:10 AM

Steels
02-14-2003, 09:10 PM
Follow smoke..

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TheGameHHH
02-14-2003, 10:54 PM
That poem was the only good thing to come out of this lame day.


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Death Metal Moe
02-14-2003, 11:00 PM
Totally HHH.

NO offense to Silera who was obviously in a valentine's mood, but this holiday SUCKS.

It's totally commercially driven now, and it's a real kick in the sack reminder to single people about how lonley it is.

On Christmas is more depressing while single. All those cookies baked and no special lady to eat them with.

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F1Gm3nT
02-14-2003, 11:24 PM
god damn taht was beautifull
*whipes a tear off his eye*

now where is there some biatch I can fuck right now

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FMJeff
02-14-2003, 11:25 PM
stop giving away copyrighted foundrymusic content...ill sue...

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IrishAlkey
02-14-2003, 11:30 PM
stop giving away copyrighted foundrymusic content...ill sue...

I'm warning you...

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<marquee><font color=red size=4>Musi ques... I sews on bews... I pues a twos on que zat...Pue zoo... My kizzer... Pous zigga ay zee... Its all kizza... Its always like... Its all kizza... Its always like... Na zound... Wa zee... Wa zoom zoom zee

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Nipsey
02-15-2003, 05:41 AM
Nipsey's all verklempt.

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mario
02-15-2003, 06:09 AM
Nice poem, silera...

Friday
02-15-2003, 07:06 AM
On Christmas is more depressing while single. All those cookies baked and no special lady to eat them with.




were they Bacon cookies??

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Kudos to Jersey Rish my personal photographer!

Shhh....I hear something stupid...

golfcourseguy
02-15-2003, 10:11 AM
CHERRY BIKINI

Pardon,moi. I thought the BEST FEMALE VOCALIST of all time,was right here under our noses. All this secret identity stuff must be getting to me.



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golfcourseguy
02-15-2003, 10:11 AM
Betrayed by the computer in the library

I hit into another DP

This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 2-15-03 @ 2:18 PM

silera
02-15-2003, 10:42 AM
YAY!

I got it now!!



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