"Hello, is the the Bennigton residence? Yea hi, this is Death Metal Moe and I'm a share holder in a small but growing radio station me and many other fans of their show bought.....yea I'll hold on."
(talks to self)
::hmmm hmm hmm. i ask you please just give us...5 minutes alone!...good song....hmmm, maybe bacon tomorrow......that bitch is weird looking..::
"Yea HI Ron? COOL MAN! I'm a BIG fan, I'm Death MEtal Moe.......Yea, Moe.......from the messageboard...........Death............Metal....y ea Death Metal is my thing..........MOE............I was up in the studio once, didn't introduce myself..........mmmmmhmmmmmm..........Yea.......no I'm not a stalker! I'm a FAN!!.........I got the number from the phone book..."
"ANYWAY, me and some of the other fans and Capos all got together and bought this kick ass radio station in lower NY and we ALL own shares! So we decide who and what is played on it, and we want YOU to be our #1 show! You'll get whatever timeslot you want man!! We're a little lost on exactly who else will be on the rest of the day, but that'll all come out in the wash so to speak. Maybe I can just play some Unhallowed demos for 18 hours. I don't know. That'll all come together."
"So are you in........Fez said yes already......No no! Don't call him! He.......said he was.......going to watch gladiator movies and eat oreos.......Yea...OK."
"Pay? Well, here's the thing. We know that once you're on the station we're gonna start getting MAJOR notice and THAT'S when the sponsors will come on board and we can all decide on it and then like 2 years down the road you'll get paid.................."
"Hello? Is this a fake hang up? Hooooo wah man! Come on Ron! Or is it IRIS?!?!........hello?"
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That is why this is not a good idea. Or Funny.....
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