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Reephdweller
02-15-2003, 10:52 PM
BERLIN (Reuters) - A lovesick 58-year-old German man was sentenced to seven years in jail after attacking a factory worker with a pair of bull castration tongs in the western town of Duesseldorf, a state court said on Friday.



The circus trapeze artist had tried to emasculate the man using the steel pincers after accusing him of having a relationship with his former girlfriend, a 46-year-old belly dancer who performed in the same circus.


The trapeze artist inflicted serious injury on the victim, who worked at a local factory, with the tongs and a knife in the February 2002 assault. But the factory worker was able to fight off the smaller attacker and prevent more serious injury.


"Fortunately the factory worker didn't lose anything -- except for a lot of blood," said Ulrich Tholer, spokesman for the Duesseldorf state court. The assailant was convicted of attempted murder and grievous bodily harm. He was also fired from the circus.


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ADF
02-15-2003, 11:01 PM
The assailant found out his former girlfriend was messing around when he asked her, "What's shakin'."

I feel bad for the other guy, though... it sounds like the other guy was in a tight squeeze.

Luckily, you can always count on the German police when you're in a tight pinch.

The bellydancer said she didn't want to be with either guy, but she told the wounded party, "Tongs for the memories."


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ChickenHawk
02-15-2003, 11:04 PM
The guy's a trapeze artist, whatta you expect?

YOU work with clowns for 28 years and see if you don't try to castrate someone...
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golfcourseguy
02-16-2003, 03:52 AM
and in our continuing saga of "Life under the Big Top"...
The Belly Dancer 's heart is currently in a whirl over "the Snake Charmer".



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reeshy
02-16-2003, 06:25 AM
I think I met that chick once- she invited me top "belly up to the bar"!!!!

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TheMojoPin
02-16-2003, 10:25 AM
It was obviously really the bearded lady and the chicken geek on the grassy knoll...

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Spank Daddy
02-16-2003, 10:35 AM
He was also fired from the circus.

You would think that decision was a no-brainer.

By the way....how many of you guys out there instinctively reached for your crotch in a protective way while reading that story ???