See Lorden do STAND UP... Monday February 24th

[JerseyRich]

That's right! Your favorite huggable Asian Elvis Costello look-a-like will be at Stand Up New York this up coming Monday the 24th at 9pm.

The club is at 78th and Amsterdam in Manhattan...
Come out and support a fellow board member and Keyboard Player for the RonFez.net band!



I don't know KarateBut I know Ca-Razy!

This message was edited by JerseyRich on 2-24-03 @ 12:15 PM

[Tenbatsuzen]

Are you his agent or something?



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[JerseyRich]

I do get a cut of the huge fortune that he is getting from his various stand up gigs.

But I am not his agent.

:)

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[Geppetto]

I'm not sure if I can make it but good luck buddy I know you'll do great.

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[Green Lantern]

it sound like it will be fun I try to make it.

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We came, We saw, We kicked it's ASS!!!

[legroommusic]

Are you his agent or something?


No, but he calls me his asian(not in a sexual manner)

You can catch this and more witty quips at:

Stand up New York
236 west 78th street

Reservations:
212-595-0850

9:00 pm show

If you cant make it on the 24th,

I'll be at the COMEDY CELLAR on the 25th


Comedy Cellar
117 macdougal street
between bleeker and west 3rd

Reservations

212-254-3480

See the powerhouse of comedy. Lorden will be on the bill too.

I love you, aggie.

This message was edited by JustJon on 2-20-03 @ 1:03 AM

[The Blowhard]

Lorden is the funniest Asian since Fuji on McHale's Navy. Or was it Hop Sing on Bonanza?

[Fallon]

Are you his agent or something?
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[The_Machine]

Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands in
back. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we went to a new restaurant last night
and had the best meal ever. Good prices too."

Sam says, "Well, we like to eat out too. What was the name of the
restaurant?"

Herb says, "You're going to have to help me out here a little. What's
the name of that pretty flower, smells sweet, grows on a thorny bush?"
Sam says, "How about rose?"

"Yes, yes, that's it!" cries Herb, then calls ahead to his wife.
"Rose. Hey, Rose. What was the name of the restaurant we ate at last night?"


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[DarkHippie]

will there be punch and pie?

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[Friday]

I think I might just have to attend......possible. Very very possible....

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Kudos to Jersey Rish my personal photographer!

Shhh....I hear something stupid...

[legroommusic]

hey, if anyone is able to make it, I'd really dig it. If you can't well, we'll find out who my real friends are after all.

just messing around. go to the shows. it'll be fun.

I love you, aggie.

[Gvac]

I think I have to wash my socks that night.

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[Aggie]

If I wasn't in Texas I'd go, but it was great meeting you :)

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[legroommusic]

I think I have to wash my socks that night.

go one night without clean socks. or buy a new pair.

Free pair of socks for the first 7 who show up. How's that?

I love you, aggie.

[JerseyRich]

I think I have to wash my socks that night.

Ahh yes...and laundry month rolls around for Gvac once again.

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[EQ]

Ah, Lorden my dear. How have you been?

Play Misty for me.

Have fun, Funny man.

( Hmmmm, I never noticed you were Asian. I was too busy staring at your ***3*' * !! )


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[legroommusic]

( Hmmmm, I never noticed you were Asian. I was too busy staring at your ***3*' * !! )

I'm not sure what that means. but whatever it was you can be sure that it's racism.

I love you, aggie.

[Friday]

Break a funny bone Lorden!
I am sorry I can't be there...much to my own dismay.



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Shhh....I hear something stupid...

[JerseyRich]

Come on out tonight folks.
The show's at 9 o'clock!

10 bucks plus a 2 drink minimum...That's nothing for an evening of laughter!

I'll be there with my bag of rotten tomatoes.

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[legroommusic]

thanks rich and kell for coming to the show. You got round two tomorrow if you want to catch it. Those two are my official n-words.

I love you, aggie.

[JerseyRich]

Great Job last night Lorden...and thanks for the socks.

One thing I learned about watching young comics last night...
If you are a white 21 year old guy and you use the word "nigger" twice in your act...chances are, people will not laugh.

I don't know KarateBut I know Ca-Razy!