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Patches
02-20-2003, 05:47 AM
And piss. Where do fetuses crap and piss?
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jocefus
02-20-2003, 06:00 AM
fetuses urinate out into the amniotic cavity
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East Side Dave
02-20-2003, 06:16 AM
This thread stinks.
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Katylina
02-20-2003, 06:29 AM
Straight from the Fetus Cookbook:
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Don't worry about spilling excrement on the meat; there is no excrement in the bowels since the fetus hasn't eaten anything
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TooCute
02-20-2003, 07:29 AM
They don't.
The receive their nutrients from the mother's bloodstream through the umbilical cord, and reversely, all of its waste products are transfered through the umbilical cord back to the mother's blood stream, where she craps and pisses them out.
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02-20-2003, 07:30 AM
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TrailerTrash
02-20-2003, 08:25 AM
They don't.
A friend of mine makes a big deal that when he was being born, he crapped when his mom was delivering him.
I was watching maternity ward on TLC the other day and they said this does happen. So, my question is, how come babies crap inside then and not as teenie tiny fetuses when it gets "recycled"?
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Spoil-Sport
02-20-2003, 08:32 AM
Where do fetuses crap?
In the bath-womb?
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TooCute
02-20-2003, 09:10 AM
So, my question is, how come babies crap inside then and not as teenie tiny fetuses when it gets "recycled"?
Because at a certain point during labor, the connection between the placenta and the uterus is severed and the baby's wastes can no longer be resorbed into its bloodstream and transferred back to mom's blood.
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TooCute
02-20-2003, 09:12 AM
btw for animals that are not carried by mom (i.e. non-mammals) usually the embryo's wastes are diffused directly into the environment through its egg (this occurs in the water, not on land), or else, in the case of egg-laying terrestrial animals, the egg will have a sac inside of it where all the embryo's waste products are collected.
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DreamWeaver
02-20-2003, 09:30 AM
I didn't know they changed this forum to Ask The Too Cute.
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TooCute
02-20-2003, 10:20 AM
Just cause you don't know the answers, miss bitchy-bitch, doens't mean you have to be a nancy negative about it.
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Patches
02-20-2003, 10:48 AM
Hey, I don't give a flying fetus shit who answers the question. Thanks TooCute. My quest for all encompassing knowledge is now nearly complete.
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East Side Dave
02-20-2003, 11:22 AM
I find the phrase bitchy-bitch to be funny.
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HordeKing1
02-20-2003, 01:52 PM
Quote:
Where do fetuses crap?
In the bath-womb?
LMAO.
Very late stage fetuses (right before birth) poop through their cute little tushies.
In fact about 20% of babies are born with meconium in their lungs. "Meconium" is a nice way of saying "baby shit."
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Dewey
02-20-2003, 02:11 PM
The receive their nutrients from the mother's bloodstream through the umbilical cord, and reversely, all of its waste products are transfered through the umbilical cord back to the mother's blood stream, where she craps and pisses them out.
You were on a very dignified and erudite roll there, Too Cute, until the "craps and pisses" part. I could see you giving a lecture to college students up to that point, but I think that ending would be a bit of a jolt.
You gonna handle yak balls with the same fingers that type those words?
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HordeKing1
02-20-2003, 02:46 PM
The kids love poop humor.
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ChickenHawk
02-20-2003, 02:55 PM
Very late stage fetuses (right before birth) poop through their cute little tushies.
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02-20-2003, 03:29 PM
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02-20-2003, 03:36 PM
Yummy!!!!
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