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SilentSpic
02-21-2003, 09:58 AM
At LaGuardia Airport, February 19, 2003, I had to wait an hour before boarding my flight to Chicago O'Hara. Looking at a Crossword Puzzle I sat as far away from the gate, hoping no one will sit next to me. Maybe ten minutes after I parked myself comfortably, an individual perched on the same bench. I paid the person no mind until a women's voice vibrated my ear drums. I wanted to look over but the previous 8 or 9 flights it was a rotund or Stalker Patty look alike, so I did not bother. The female was having a cerebral conversation because every sentence that was omitted a colossal word was being used; which to my chagrin, I new only half. Eventually I yielded and took a gander. She was a beautiful, tall, brunette Caucasian with an incredible body using a cell phone. The call ended once we boarded the plane. I figured my opportunity to talk to her was gone.
As I ambled through the aisle looking for my seat, I noticed where she sat. Getting closer and closer I looked above and saw 7C. To my surprise, I would be sitting next to her.
Long story short. for two hours I still did not speak to her because I was ashamed of my accent. Also, did not want to sound stupid and embarrass myself. I felt she was to smart for me. Meanwhile, my hands were perspiring the entire time because I wanted to take a chance. I should've said something. Why was I ashamed? Never cared before.
Like this post. some of it does not make sense. but don't give a shit.
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Patches
02-21-2003, 11:31 AM
eh, ya live ya learn. Get em next time Tiger!
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grlNIN
02-21-2003, 12:24 PM
I'm just mad about Saffron,
Saffron's mad about me
I'm a-just mad about Saffron,
She's just mad about me.
They call me mellow yellow Quite rightly
They call me mellow yellow Quite rightly
They call me mellow yellow.
I'm just mad about Fourteen,
A-Fourteen's mad about me
I'm a-just a-mad about a-Fourteen,
She's just mad about me.
They call me mellow yellow
They call me mellow yellow Quite rightly
They call me mellow yellow.
Born high forever to fly,
Wind-a velocity nil.
Born high forever to fly,
If you want your cup I will fill.
They call me mellow yellow Quite rightly
They call me mellow yellow Quite rightly
They call me mellow yellow.
He's so mellow, mellow fellow
Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze.
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase.
They call it mellow yellow Quite rightly
They call me mellow yellow Quite rightly
They call me mellow yellow.
You, ah, Saffron, yeah,
I'm just mad about her
I'm a-just a-mad about a-Saffron,
She's just mad about me.
They call me mellow yellow Quite rightly
They call me mellow yellow Quite rightly
They call me mellow yellow.
Oh so mellow, oh so mellow, oh so mellow.
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dcpete
02-21-2003, 12:41 PM
but your the second biggest pimp on the board, next to alkey. remember that and fake an brittish accent and you'll be in like earl flynn.
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HordeKing1
02-21-2003, 01:12 PM
I still did not speak to her because I was ashamed of my accent. Also, did not want to sound stupid and embarrass myself. I felt she was to smart for me. Meanwhile, my hands were perspiring the entire time because I wanted to take a chance. I should've said something.
From your description she sounds like a beautiful intelligent woman. A lot of guys are threatened by women like this, thinking, as you did that they are "not good enough" for her.
In your case it went a little further than this. You were fearful, self conscious and sweating. You may have had a very mild anxiety attack.
Although you cannot do anything about this particular woman, I'd like you to consider this: She's an intelligent woman. She can make her own choices and express her likes and dislikes. By not approaching her when you wanted to, you in effect, took away her ability to choose whether or not to talk to you. In other words you diminished her intellectual capacity for self determination.
Sometimes a woman can intimidate a guy. Sometiimes a guy can intimidate a woman. Try to move past the intimidation and make actual contact. Talk to her and let her choose if she wants to continue talking. Everyone has an accent (we just don't hear it among people who grew up in the same area we did).
Worse case scenerio, you say hi, she smiles and says don't talk to me.
More realistic scenerio: you spend the plane ride talking instead of feeling bad.
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Meatball
02-21-2003, 01:50 PM
I wouldnt worry about it. For millions of years Life on this planet has been controlled by the "survival of the fittest" theory. Simply stated, the weak, inferior, pathtic get eliminated out of the gene pool to preserve the quality of our species.
Nothing you described contradicts this theory. She will most likely sit on the next flight with someone confident, who WILL speak to her and off they will go to create a generation of smart, Gorgeous offspring.
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This message was edited by Meatball on 2-21-03 @ 5:53 PM
furie
02-21-2003, 05:58 PM
wait, i don't understand, was she wearing yellow or something?
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shamus mcfitzy
02-21-2003, 06:06 PM
I, like furie, am also confused about the "Yellow" thing. Did you piss yourself? Because that's what i instantly thought.
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Heather 8
02-21-2003, 06:46 PM
I'm gonna take a crack at this and assume that ''yellow'' refers to Spic's feeling of cowardice for not talking to the girl.
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SilentSpic
02-22-2003, 07:19 AM
Thank you Horde and everybody else! Next time I'll take advantage of my accent and move in for the kill.
Btw, Alkey is the biggest pimp on the board `cause he has a hot piece of ass girlfriend!
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GaryWyze
02-22-2003, 07:41 AM
Worse case scenerio, you say hi, she smiles and says don't talk to me.
<font color=purple>Not true. Worse case scenario, she thinks you're a terrorist and the next thing you know some jamaican security guard has his latex covered finger 1/2 way up your asshole while asking to see your green card.
Everybody, EVERY SINGLE BODY, freezes once in a while. And the longer you wait to say something, the harder it is to say something.
It happens. Doesn't make you yellow. Makes you human. Cut yourself some slack.
HordeKing1
02-22-2003, 03:10 PM
Garywyze - You're right, there are always possibilities worst than we suspect. On the other hand there are always possibilities better than we can expect.
I should have phrased it as "the most likely worst case scenerio."
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