Moe wouldn't eat my bacon

[Aggie]

It's true! I had yet another dream about a board member last night and I was cooking bacon (and we all know wherever there is bacon, there is Moe)....and he wouldn't eat it. I guess it wasn't good enough for him. Bacon snob. See if I ever cook breakfast for you again.

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[TheMojoPin]

That's SO gay.

Stop gaying up the board, Aggie.

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[Aggie]

That's SO gay.

Stop gaying up the board, Aggie.


Hey I LOVE cock and always will.....hey wait, I think we might actually have something in common now Mojo.

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[reeshy]

Aggie,
That ain't no dream - that's a friggin' nightmare, for Christ's sake!!!!!!

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[TheGameHHH]

I wouldn't eat your bacon either.

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[flavorsaver]

mmmm...BACON....

You've always got me to consume, my sweet Yellow Rose!!

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[dcpete]

mmmmmmm...aggies vertical bacon sandwich....who wouldn't want to eat that
;) smiles make it better.


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[PanterA]

Hey I LOVE cock and always will.....hey wait, I think we might actually have something in common now Mojo.ooooh snap!!

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[Doogie]

This sounds like it had potential to be the hottest thread ever. And damn you Moe, you never deny anything a woman cooks for you. Even if some dishes are bad, you just suck it up cause there is always that good one...:-) Smiles make it better, as DCPete said.

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[IrishAlkey]

I miss Aggie very much.

She's the best.

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[Fallon]

Hold on, hold on.. Does "bacon" mean tookie or is it really bacon? Cause either way it should have been eaten.

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[AppleBoy]

I don't care which one it is. Send the bacon over this way.

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[TheMojoPin]

Hey I LOVE cock and always will.....hey wait, I think we might actually have something in common now Mojo.

Damn, two snaps AND a twist.

Come back home, Aggster.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Damn, Mojo, she burned you like a 80's metal guitarist.



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[TheMojoPin]

SHOCK-posters...UNITE!!!

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[reeshy]

You're on your own, Mojo Sweetie!!!!!!

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[A.J.]

Does "bacon" mean tookie or is it really bacon?


Sometimes bacon is just bacon (apologies to Dr. Freud).

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[Crippler]

Maybe he was just holding out for a nice side of that Texas toast...(geh, geh, geh!)

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Black gold... texas tea...

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[Heavy]

I don't like bacon, but I'd eat Aggies if she offered me some.

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[fluffernutter]

Sorry all but BACON is good but a bit overrated! As I hear the Beggin Strips ad behind me! WHAT ABOUT SCRAPPLE?!? Scrapple rocks! So does SOUSE!

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[PanterA]

You know what Canadians call canadian bacon?


Ham.

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[Fallon]

You know what Canadians call canadian bacon? Ham.
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[Death Metal Moe]

I've had to apologize for my rude behavior in 2 people's dreams now. I'm even a PRICK in that world. Weak.

Well Aggie, I know that I'd feast on your Bacon in the real world. So you can put that fear to rest. (Or did I just create a NEW fear?)
Oh well, moving on...

I find it weird that people have a dream about me and they've never met me. I'd like to know what I really looked like and what I was doing and shit like that. After I meet you, if I get to, please let me know how the real life Moe stacks up to the Dreamland DMM.

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[high fly]

Except for Canadian bacon

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[fluffernutter]

You know what Canadians call canadian bacon?

Actually, yeah. It is referered to as back Bacon or Peameal Bacom which is FUCKING good I must say myself. I tried it a few years back on my first trip up there and it is insanely good.
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You can order stuff from this website too:http://www.britishbacon.com

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[PanterA]

is there such thing as cow bacon?

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[Patches]

Moe, please stay the fuck out of my dreams.

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[nickeye]

Mmmm.... Bacon...

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[Death Metal Moe]

Moe, please stay the fuck out of my dreams.


If someone can PLEASE put my masked head on Freddy Creuger I'd appreciate it.

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[Patches]

hehe... that would be pretty cool.

The best I can do is your head on Webster's body.

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This message was edited by Patches on 2-25-03 @ 10:47 AM

[Aggie]

I miss Aggie very much.

She's the best.

You should miss me, I know a good wigger cunt is hard to come by.....I miss you too Alkey, these cowboys don't know how to have fun like you do.

Well Aggie, I know that I'd feast on your Bacon in the real world. So you can put that fear to rest

So are we talking about bacon or tookie?? :)

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[Death Metal Moe]

So are we talking about bacon or tookie??


A Gentlman NEVER speaks of a woman's anatomy on the messagboard! I meant the Breakfast Meat, of course!

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[TeRRoR]

man, i have seen some damn video's before where the girl seriously looked like she had burnt ass fuck bacon... jesus christ it was disgusting...

now i have that picture in my mind... i wont be able to sleep now... kill me

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[sr71blackbird]

I was gonna post about the wonders of Texas Toast when I found this thread. Anyone else like Texas Toast? Pepperidge Farm or that other brand?

[Death Metal Moe]

Wow, way to pull another weird one from the basement.

[Bulldogcakes]

Moe wouldn't eat my bacon


What on earth could this dream mean?