Married....With Children Appreciation Thread [Archive]

SuperClerk

02-22-2003, 05:30 PM

I am a week late on this topic. I watched the "Married...With Children reunion show last Sunday and forgot what a great and funny show this was. Some of my favorite memories are-

-When Bud screwed his cousins bride before her wedding. A very young Joey Lauren Adams of Chasing Amy fame.

-Anthrax trashing the Bundy house.

-The game show Al and Peg went on as Steve and Marcy. Al strapped to the electric chair at the end is classic.

-"Oh man we're broke. Cha cha cha.
Everybody flat broke. cha cha cha
Living in the gutter. cha cha cha
Early grave. cha cha cha

OK. Now everybody...Shoot Me!!!

-Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Vegetable Garden
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Corn

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PanterA

02-22-2003, 06:29 PM

One of my favorite lines, Al is talking to Peg cause she thinks he's cheating on her and Al says:

"Why go out for milk, when you have the cow at home?"

LOL that line stuck with me forever.

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02-22-2003, 06:44 PM

I didn't even know Married....With Children was a post whoring member....

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02-22-2003, 09:54 PM

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NewYorkDragons80

02-23-2003, 08:46 AM

Two of my favorite moments of the show were:

1) When Al accidentally blew up the scoreboard that was dedicated to him and among the groups that claimed responsibility were "The National Organizaion for Women and the Government of France"

2) When they were at the car wash and Al told the guy to keep his hands off the CD player. When Peg reminded Al that there was no CD player, he said "Well we would have one if you hadn't said that". Total white trash moment at its best!

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Spank Daddy

02-23-2003, 08:53 AM

Old McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y
With no wife here, no kids there,
A hooker coming over every Friday night,
with big lucious hooters and a pizza and a beer
Old McBundy had a farm.....B-U-N-D-Y !!!!

One of the best comedy sitcoms of all time. A word of caution......don't buy the new DVD. It is so lame quality wise, with only 5 episodes. Not worth the price. Just wait until they start doing full seasons like other shows are, and enjoy the reruns for now.

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Green Lantern

02-23-2003, 08:57 AM

I love it when Al either makes a speech or insult the large women [trying to be P.C.] that comes in the shoe store. Al Bundy was the best.
Favorite line:
Fat woman in the shoe store: Come on honey, let's go somewhere that they will treat us with respect.
Al Bundy: How about the moon you'll weight less there.

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We came, We saw, We kicked it's ASS!!!

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Green Lantern

02-23-2003, 09:04 AM

Old McBundy had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
With no wife here, no kids there,
A hooker coming over every Friday night,
with big lucious hooters and a pizza and a beer
Old McBundy had a farm.....E-I-E-I Oh !!!!

Sorry to correct you spank daddy...but I think that line was
Old McBundy had a farm..... B-U-N-D-Y
I remember that show is the one with the vegetable garden.

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Spank Daddy

02-23-2003, 09:08 AM

Green....you are so right...my bad. Damn I stink, and I thought I was a solid fan.

HordeKing1

02-23-2003, 11:36 AM

My favorite episodes were when Al and Steve try to kill a mouse and destoryed the house, and when Al and Jefferson tried to put together a workbench. Of course they were all good, but those two stand out.

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FatTony

02-23-2003, 01:10 PM

Favorite part of the reunion was when they were talking about people coming up to them and asking them to do things. (i.e. Al putting his hand down his pants) and Christina Applegate said well all I usually get is "Show your Tits" Something I never thought I would hear on FOX

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Mxyzptlk

02-23-2003, 02:37 PM

The only reason I watched the show was to rub one out to Christina Applegate.

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Green Lantern

02-23-2003, 03:06 PM

Another one of my favorite episode in the one with the Bundy Curse when Al had the streak of good luck.
Favorite Al line:
Why that can't be pumpkin, the horror with the scope says "good lucks a comin".

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GaryWyze

02-23-2003, 03:22 PM

The best episode has to be where Kelly is dating the Alderman and Al uses his new found power to become the neighborhood's Godfather.

The hottest looking girl to ever appear on the show is a toss up:

1) The blonde in the episode when they move into the supermarket.

2) The brunette who's trying on lingerie in the ep where Al goes shopping for Peggy's discontinued bra.

Meatball

02-23-2003, 03:55 PM

My favorite episode was the Christmas special with Sam Kinison. So many funny lines in that one. actually they did great work with all their christmas specials - like when Al got locked out of marcys bank etc..

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satan-2

02-23-2003, 04:33 PM

come on people, what about the aliens episode, where al socks were gonna be used for MIZZUZO (FUEL).

or

when al is going to build a new bathroom for himself. and the toilet was "THE FURGUSON." he called it the bowl of all bowls.

or

when al is going to install the satellite dish on his roof.

but my favorites are the "NO MA'AM" episodes. especially when al becomes reverend al. my favorite lines in that espisode:

AL: Archimedes take her (marcy) down.

Marcy: take him down Dot.

Dot and Archimedes meet in the center of the stage.

Archimedes: damn...you a lot of woman.

Dot: i'm a lot of everything.

Dot begins to push Archimedes back in the direction he came from.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

satan-2

02-23-2003, 04:45 PM

crap i almost forgot:

NO MA'AM stands for:

N= national
O= organization of

M= men
A= against
A= amazonian
M= masterhood

damn this show was the best sitcom of all time.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

stickyfingers

02-24-2003, 07:22 AM

The nnnneeewww Alanti...(the bundy bounce)

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Fallon

02-24-2003, 07:29 AM

One of the greatest shows of all time. It's in my top five. Grandmaster B was the man!

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stickyfingers

02-24-2003, 08:12 AM

The hottest looking girl to ever appear on the show is a toss up:

good ones...but i say the hottest celebrities to appear on the show were:

1) vanna white...she was so hot in that episode

2) Jessica Lang...the really hot one that wanted al and was in their house behind al and peg in a trench coat when they were sitting on the couch and she got al's attention by opening the coat and showing her lovely lingerie outfit then she walked up the stairs telling al to come meet her....drool

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Fallon

02-24-2003, 08:24 AM

The hottest looking girl to ever appear on the show is a toss up:
I'll go with Marcy's neice Amber.

Check out this site, it has a bunch of the MWC babes (with pictures). http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1892/babes.html

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A.J.

02-24-2003, 08:30 AM

Jessica Lang

I think you meant Jessica Hahn as the "shoe groupie", right?

The episode with Al and Bubba Smith as former football players now forced to take second jobs as security guards in their former high schools.

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stickyfingers

02-24-2003, 08:45 AM

wow...i knew it was jessica hahn and i have no idea why i typed lang

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LatterYearsJimMorrison

02-24-2003, 10:04 AM

Why don't you take me to the beach?
Because I know you'll just find your way back.

and

Did you miss me?
Yes with every bullet.

jocefus

02-24-2003, 10:21 AM

hooters hooters yum yum yum
hooters hooters on a girl thats dumb

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Steels

02-24-2003, 10:21 AM

Favorite "Married with Children" moment:

When Al and Steve go in search for Peggy's missing, classic "Barbie Doll". They hit the streets like a pair of old gumshoes to the backdrop music of Glenn Frey's "You were born in the city".

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pennington

02-24-2003, 10:45 AM

Like "The Simpsons", that show could have just gone on forever and I would still be watching it. According to "The E! True Hollywood Story", Fox cancelled it when a new regime came in, even though it was still getting good ratings.

The thing that saved "The Simpsons" was Fox was (and is) making so much money on the merchandising.

stickyfingers

02-24-2003, 11:58 AM

And the Simpsons do not have to deal with age and other outside influences....i don't know that MWC would still be something that Applegate would be interested in doing...luckily for us the Simpsons do not age, but when they do it gets voted as the worst Simpsons episode ever

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SuperClerk

02-24-2003, 12:07 PM

I do think that the show lost a little something when Jefferson replaced Steve.

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WRESTLINGFAN

02-24-2003, 06:52 PM

The nudie bar rhymes were always the best

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

SoLost22

02-24-2003, 06:58 PM

one of my favorite episodes was when Al's Dodge had 999,999 miles on it, the next moring the rep from dodge was coming with a prize, so Al slept in the car to protect it. He fell asleep and put the car in drive and it rolled over the million mark and in turn resetting the odomiter to 000,000. the show ended with Al driving across country

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satan-2

02-24-2003, 06:58 PM

I do think that the show lost a little something when Jefferson replaced Steve.

are you high, they (al and jefferson) complemented each other very well.

for example:

when jefferson went to cuba to get a new gas pump for al's dodge.

or

when al and the NO MA'AM'ers went to congress to try and get Psycho Dad back on tv. jefferson's code name bullwinkle. of course he lost the fight.

don't get me wrong steve was just as funny because they were polar opposites. but did you notice that when the years went by, steve started to become like al a little.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

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02-24-2003, 07:06 PM

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ADF

02-24-2003, 09:33 PM

What a crappy-ass show. I disappreciate it. After the first season, half the show was the audience hootin' and hollerin' after someone walked through the door. The jokes were hardly ever funny and the acting was god-awful. I give it an F minus minus with no gold stars and an unhappy face. :(

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Havenostaples

02-25-2003, 04:57 AM

I liked the Lower and upper unction episode what was one of my favorites. And I still laugh at some episode where some huge lady was wearing a shirt/moomoo that said Chocolate is not just for breakfast anymore. The carpooling episode was pretty good too.
POlk high all the way

stickyfingers

02-25-2003, 05:56 AM

Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, ...at the nudie bar.

Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, ...at the nudie bar.

Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, ...at the nudie bar.

Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, ...at the nudie bar.

"lemme tell ya sumpin" -CW

A.J.

02-25-2003, 06:00 AM

Where there's a cop at the door and a Kennedy on the floor...at the nudie bar.

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Havenostaples

02-25-2003, 07:09 AM

"Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer" AL

Havenostaples

02-25-2003, 07:21 AM

Here are some bundy links if you want to check them out.
http://www.bundyology.com/
and
http://www.bundymania.com/index.php

TheMojoPin

02-25-2003, 08:37 AM

Ed O'Neil? A bastard genius of an actor. Too bad "Married..." ruined his career. That's a damn shame.

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El Mudo

02-28-2003, 08:31 PM

*A fat woman clip-clopped into my store today....she asked me to find something she would be comfortable in...I said..how about Wyoming?*

Gotta give it up for Polk High's all time leading rusher...

Trying to stop talking like a grizzled 1890's prospector..

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furie

04-24-2003, 04:33 PM

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KingGeno

10-01-2009, 01:12 AM

Yes, I am necroing this thread.

TBS has been showing this show non-stop late night. I remember loving thsi show when I was younger, and goddamn it is still hilarious. Some of the funniest show writing for every character on the show. It seems like everyone has their time in the spotlight per episode.

Al Bundy is a God, and has some of the best facial reactions to situations. So great.

I love the one when the dodge finally dies and they bury it in the backyard.

This episode was JUST ON. So weird that I'm quoting something six years old.

KEITHJAY

10-01-2009, 03:03 AM

When Al tries to bring a book back to his school library and the old librarian is still there "yah yah bake a pie eat a pie":happy: show went downhill when Buck died

realmenhatelife

10-01-2009, 04:33 AM

hmm hmm himmmmmmm

Love this show. Also great if you have a friend that works in a shoe store, you can call her Liz Bundy and she gets mad.

ANC

10-01-2009, 04:53 AM

hmm hmm himmmmmmm

This! :lol:

Loved a young bra-less Christina Applegate... :thumbup:

This show was classic. I like how they would cast Traci Lords and other porn stars in bit parts..

Funny to watch Katey Segal in MWC, then to see her now in Sons of Anarchy...

A.J.

10-01-2009, 05:05 AM

When Al tries to bring a book back to his school library and the old librarian is still there "yah yah bake a pie eat a pie":happy: show went downhill when Buck died

That episode had one of the greatest soliloquies EVER:

You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!

The "It's A Wonderful Life" parody episode with Sam Kinison is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen.

Furtherman

10-01-2009, 07:14 AM

Yes, I am necroing this thread.

TBS has been showing this show non-stop late night.

You can also catch it on TV Land Tuesday thru Friday 8-9pm and a block on Tuesday nights from 8 to midnight. Most weekends has marathons, with one this Saturday from 2p-10p.

KingGeno

10-01-2009, 07:43 AM

And another thing..........Fuck Steve. Ted McGinley's Jefferson D'Arcy put this show over the top as far as awesomeness. His antics with Al, specially with NoMa'AM and the Satellite Dish episode, are classic.

topless_mike

10-01-2009, 07:44 AM

and the Satellite Dish episode

perhaps some of the greatest moments in tv history. srsly

oh, and the Anthrax cameo with peg's "mystery meat" in the fridge.

TheMojoPin

10-01-2009, 07:46 AM

Wait, why would his Pop-Tart be frozen?

KingGeno

10-01-2009, 07:50 AM

Melk

10-01-2009, 03:17 PM

Wait, why would his Pop-Tart be frozen?
Easy, if he tries to heat it up, he will lose some of that Pop-tart to Toaster Leavqings (the "q" is silent)

realmenhatelife

10-01-2009, 06:11 PM

From the episode where Kelly is dating a city alderman, and Al is using him for favors.

Small potatoes Peg.

Oh Al, what are you saying?

I'm saying pass the small potatoes Peg, you know I can't get enough of these things.

TheMojoPin

10-01-2009, 06:45 PM

Easy, if he tries to heat it up, he will lose some of that Pop-tart to Toaster Leavqings (the "q" is silent)

But who the fuck freezes their Pop-Tarts in the first place?

Al Bundy is typically a modern day Socrates, but he dropped the ball with this one.

A.J.

10-02-2009, 04:01 AM

From the episode where Kelly is dating a city alderman, and Al is using him for favors.

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vjr97

10-02-2009, 04:28 AM

i always wanted to stick my cock inside of peggy bundy

TjM

10-02-2009, 04:37 AM