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Trojan_rabbit

02-26-2003, 11:56 AM

I got pulled over today On my way home,from getting coffee. I was going 55mph in a 25mph school zone. I thought I was Fucked when I saw the cop. The cop walks up to the window and ask for my paperwork and I hand him my PBA card that was expired(shut up Rich and Ozzie) The cop rips the card up in front of me and now I know I'm fucked. He then said this isn't going to help you. He then ask me Why I have a wig in the back seat of my car.
So I told him the truth. "I'm a big fan of Ron and Fez, and when I went to the Big A.S.S. Night of frights, I went as Mickey D." He the asked me if they were still on in DC. I told him yes and He handed me back my Paper work and Have a good Day Budday... Seeyah.
I Now know that Ron and Fez Save my ass From getting a Big Ass Speeding Ticket..

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This message was edited by Trojan_rabbit on 2-26-03 @ 4:13 PM

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02-26-2003, 02:36 PM

YAY RF..they are good for that too..shoot i think i'm going to hand my big ass card over instead of my pba cards from now on

your welcome

ChickenHawk

02-26-2003, 02:39 PM

WAIT...I don't understand. You had your Mikey D wig in the back of your car from an event that happened 4 months ago?

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satan-2

02-26-2003, 02:42 PM

WAIT...I don't understand. You had your Mikey D wig in the back of your car from an event that happened 4 months ago?

who cares about that. no speeding ticket i care about.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

Trojan_rabbit

02-26-2003, 02:45 PM

WAIT...I don't understand. You had your Mikey D wig in the back of your car from an event that happened 4 months ago?

I never Clean My car. and Yes I still had it in my back seat

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ADF

02-26-2003, 03:48 PM

I Now know that Ron and Fez Save my ass From getting a Big Ass Speeding Ticket..

One would hope that the lesson you learned was not to drive thirty miles an hour over the speed limit in a SCHOOL ZONE.

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blakjeezis

02-26-2003, 04:09 PM

WAIT...I don't understand. You had your Mikey D wig in the back of your car from an event that happened 4 months ago?

and still introduce yourself as Mikey D, with or without the wig?

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Trojan_rabbit

02-26-2003, 04:19 PM

One would hope that the lesson you learned was not to drive thirty miles an hour over the speed limit in a SCHOOL ZONE.

YES I have. And There were No Children In site at the time.

I'm Mickey_Deeeeeeeeeee

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SatCam

02-26-2003, 04:53 PM

Was it Mike the Cop or Chris the Cop?

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ADF

02-26-2003, 05:36 PM

YES I have. And There were No Children In site at the time.

The problem isn't with the kids that you can see, it's with the ones you don't see until it's too late. No matter how good of a driver you are, your reaction time isn't going to be good enough to stop from hitting a kid who dashes out into the street when you're not expecting it. Slow down.

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Geppetto

02-26-2003, 06:29 PM

ADF
You sir have missed the point of this heart warming tail.

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erole

02-26-2003, 11:12 PM

If only Lizzy Grubman had a Big Ass Card.

~no speeding on the streets, and no driving through
piles of leaves.

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02-26-2003, 11:12 PM

IrishAlkey

02-27-2003, 06:11 AM

I went as Mickey D

Were the yellow jumpsuit and big, red shoes in the trunk?

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02-27-2003, 06:29 AM

Was it Mike the Cop or Chris the Cop?
It was reeshy, wasn't it?

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Trojan_rabbit

02-27-2003, 11:04 AM

I can't believe this. I posted and it got more the 2 replies. This must be my lucky week

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douchebagsean

02-28-2003, 09:18 AM

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Trojan_rabbit

02-28-2003, 10:04 AM

wow... that was a great reply sean.

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HordeKing1

02-28-2003, 12:49 PM

Did you and the cop share a "Great Adventure?"

Seriously, though, that's a really cool story. Call the show and let them know or send Ron an e-mail.

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