Bruce Willis HOSTING Late Night (no Dave!!)

[ChrisTheCop]

Apparently, Dave has an eye infection, which he mentioned last night, and called in sick...so for some reason--Bruce is hosting. This is a 1st. Brings me back to Johnny Carson days.

<img src="http://www.nysfop.org/images/officer_muldoon_pushing_up_hat_md_wht.gif">Chris the Cop says, "INFINITY BLOWS!!!"

[Doogie]

Holy shnickeys...Look at him looking all uncomfortable like, did he do a top ten list??

<IMG SRC=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/doogie.gif>
ADF Fan since day one...this sig rocks!!!
"Impossible is only the failure of imagination"
<marquee behavior=alternate>The Jedi Master and an incredible hound dogga</marquee>

[Evilpete]

he's not doing that bad of a job....sorta think he'd be good with his own show

<img src="http://members.aol.com/evilpete66/images/hooliesig.jpg">


<marquee><b> IM me at Evilpete66 if you know what's good for ya!!!</b></marquee>

[Fallon]

He did pretty good. I like Bruce and he's always been funny as a guest on Dave.

Really funny when they put up the big sheet of plastic over the window behind the desk.

CBS will have reruns on for the next seven shows. I say let Bruce do it!

<center><IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnet11.gif">
<font color=#0033FF>
"Once it hits your lips it's so good!"</font>
<b>-Frank the Tank</b></center>
<font color=#FFFFFF>

[ChrisTheCop]

CBS will have reruns on for the next seven shows. I say let Bruce do it!


I agree. OR they could get other celebs to host (ala Johnny Carson). Bruce did an amazing Job, but what about Bill Murray? Or Alec Baldwin? Who else?

<img src="http://www.nysfop.org/images/officer_muldoon_pushing_up_hat_md_wht.gif">Chris the Cop says, "INFINITY BLOWS!!!"

[ChickenHawk]

Since when is Bruce Willis funny?

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/chickenhawk.jpg">
"Just back 'n jack." -Ron
"It looks like brown Cool Whip." -Fez
FUCK VIACOM*FUCK INFINITY*FUCK BAD MUSIC

[Doogie]

Since when is Bruce Willis funny?


One memorable line: "I had to crash that honda baby"

And tell me you never said "Yippee cayyee mother fucker" throught the late 80's/early 90's. It is all in the way he did the lines, just with his prescence

<IMG SRC=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/doogie.gif>
ADF Fan since day one...this sig rocks!!!
"Impossible is only the failure of imagination"
<marquee behavior=alternate>The Jedi Master and an incredible hound dogga</marquee>

[Hosp]

When Dave had his heart problems a few years back he had some guest host sit in. I remember Kathy Lee doing a night or two.

<center><IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=Hosp">

<marquee>Kevin; Steven; Mark; Ben; Mark and Ben; Anthony. </marquee>
<center>Ben Affleck can kiss my ass!!!</center><center>Grrr! Argh!</center>

[SuperClerk]

I remember Kathy Lee doing a night or two.


That's when the Radio chick and her crew threw a bra onstage.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/superclerktemp.gif>
Thanks to Toddevf for sig pic

[mikeyboy]

Since when is Bruce Willis funny?



Waaaaay back in the days of Moonlighting.

<IMG SRC="http://www.angelfire.com/film/mikeyboy0/sig.jpg">

[Fallon]

<b>"Late Show" host Letterman diagnosed with shingles</b>

The eye infection that sidelined late-night television host David Letterman for most of this week was brought on by a case of shingles, a viral infection related to chickenpox, his doctor said on Thursday.

Actor Bruce Willis filled in as host of the CBS "Late Show" on Wednesday, while tennis legend John McEnroe and Regis Philbin from the morning show "Live! With Regis and Kelly" assumed guest-host duties for Thursday and Friday's shows.

The "Late Show" was already scheduled to be on a production hiatus next week, but it was not immediately clear whether Letterman would be ready to return the week after next.
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/va/20030227/104640719800.html

<center><IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnet7.jpg">
<font color=#0033FF>
"Once it hits your lips it's so good!"</font>
<b>-Frank the Tank</b></center>
<font color=#FFFFFF>

[furie]

And WNEW pasted up roadcasting this?!? fools

<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/klytus.jpg" width=300 height=100>
<marquee><font size=2><b><font color=green>Using the bore worms on you for over 5000 posts. Free Yerdaddy</b></font>
</font></marquee>
<br>

[Fallon]

I just got the Worldwide Pants newsletter and check out whats on Letterman this week.

Monday, March 10
Guest Host, Whoopi Goldberg
Jessica Lange (Normal)
Dave Chappelle (Chappelle's Show)
Comic, Andy Vastola
Ben Harper

Tuesday, March 11
Guest Host, Vince Vaughn
Angie Harmon
Geri Halliwell
Comic, Dwayne Kennedy
Paul Simon

Wednesday, March 12
Guest Host, Elvis Costello
Kim Cattrall (Sex and the City)
Eddie Izzard
Comic, Mitch Hedberg

Thursday, March 13
Guest Host, Will Ferrell
Chris Rock (Head of State)
Crispin Glover (Willard)
Comic, Jake Johannsen
American Hi-Fi
Sitting-in with the band, Lee Ferrell

Friday, March 14
TBA

Will Ferrell!!!! Thats awesome. I wish Chappelle and Rock were hosting instead of Whoopie and Elvis.

<center><img border=1 src="http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnet50.gif"><font color=#0033FF>
"Once it hits your lips it's so good!"</font>
<b>-Frank the Tank</b></center>
<font color=#FFFFFF>

[stickyfingers]

this is gonna be an interesting week....vince vaughn tonight, mitch hedberg is gonna be on tomorrow as the comedian, and will ferrall hosting on thursday...i think it will be more interesting than if Dave were there...maybe not as good but i will def. be watching









"lemme tell ya sumpin" -CW

[A.J.]

I'll bet Clinton will host on Friday.

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/ajdcsig.jpg">

A Skidmark production.

99-44/100%

[ag]

Poor Leterman still out with the shingles.Ah what do I care, Im fast asleep before hes on anyway

<center><IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=anthonypenis">


<marquee><b>YOUR MOMS BOX</B></marquee>
<A HREF=http://www.pseudoradio.net>Pseudo Radio</A>

[Fallon]

Whoopie was horrible as usual last night. Dave Chappelle is great on talk shows, but she was horrible to work with.

<center><img border=1 src="http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnet50.gif"><font color=#0033FF>
"Once it hits your lips it's so good!"</font>
<b>-Frank the Tank</b></center>
<font color=#FFFFFF>

This message was edited by WWFallon on 3-11-03 @ 3:32 PM

[jamesdiggy]

Elvis Costello and Eddie Izzard should be quite an interesting conversation.

<IMG SRC="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/diggy.gif">

I am now blessed with an ADF sigpic

[WintersEmbers]

Just hearing Elvis Costello host anything is enough for me, you can bet your ass ill be watchin that, and as far as Clinton on friday i would watch that too, but im pullin for JFK from Clone High **crosses fingers**

viddy what todd did!
<Img Src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/wintersembers.gif>
~president and founder of the CAM (Coalition of Angry Micks)~
Yeah Im Irish Word to the Motherland...

[Fallon]

Tuesday, March 18
Guest Host Tom Dreesen
Kiefer Sutherland (24)
Frank Gorshin (Broadway's Say Goodnight, Gracie)
Comic, Suzanne Westenhoefer
The Music

Wednesday, March 19
Guest Host Bonnie Hunt
Eddie Griffin
Comic, Greg Fitzsimmons
Fabolous

Thursday, March 20
(Original Air Date: 2/12/03)
Queen Latifah (Chicago)
Colin Quinn
Lou Reed

Friday, March 21
(Original Air Date: 1/10/03)
Andy Richter
Rich Hall
CBS Mailbag

<center><img border=1 src="http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnet50.jpg"><font color=#0033FF>
"Once it hits your lips it's so good!"</font>
<b>-Frank the Tank</b></center>
<font color=#FFFFFF>

[Fallon]

David Letterman to Return to 'Late Show'
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=494&e=1&cid=494&u=/ap/20030329/ap_en_tv/people_david_letterman

<center><img border=1 src="http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnet50.jpg"><font color=#0033FF>
"Once it hits your lips it's so good!"</font>
<b>-Frank the Tank</b></center>
<font color=#FFFFFF>