when you were a kid you thought that...

[erole]

When I was a kid I thought that the moon followed me wherever I went.
...that when a kids show host would look at the camera and talk to you at home, that person was REALLY talking to me.
...that my dad could kick anyones ass, including animals, monsters, etc.
...if you stepped on a crack you really do break your mothers back (and I purposely did that now and then)
...the flash gordon movie was way cool (actually I still think that)
...that cows peed milk
...i would become a professional baseball pitcher.

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[IrishAlkey]

...that the way a woman got pregnant was a boy would stick his finger in her, the tip of his fingernail would melt and that would be the white substance that made her pregnant.

...and Flash Gordon was way cool.

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[Geppetto]

I was so sure i was going to grow up to be Han Solo. Damm I was robbed! Not even a spaceship.

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[lippy]

I thought I would one day have a Goonies-type adventure.

That Boys II Men were a good group.

That a dude was an elephant butt hair. ( I don't know why, can't remember)

That my dad had multiple guns because all adults had multiple guns.

That Full House was funny. (in a non-ironic sense.)

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[ADF]

I thought that there was a skeleton that lived under my bed who would grab my ankles.

Also, I thought that someone should invent a force-field that would surround a sleeping child in order to prevent bugs from crawling around him or her.

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[TheGameHHH]

I can't really think of anything right now, but I know my friend used to think (up until a year ago at the tender age of 19) girls peed out of their ass. That was a tough one to break to him.

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[Thebazile78]

That a dude was an elephant butt hair. ( I don't know why, can't remember)

My friends told me they'd looked it up in the dictionary.

Of course, they had NO idea how to USE a dictionary at the time, but what do you expect?

Dumbasses.

I had a friend who thought if you called something an "ism" it meant it was bad. That's what her dad told her.

I believed we had ghosts in our house. And one of them scared me late at night. I was 4.



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[IrishAlkey]

I can't really think of anything right now, but I know my friend used to think (up until a year ago at the tender age of 19) girls peed out of their ass. That was a tough one to break to him.

I can't stop laughing.

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[TheGameHHH]

I can't stop laughing.
Dude imagine being me and having to tell him that that wasn't actually the case. I swear to god I had tears rolling down my face from laughter.

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[TheMojoPin]

Well, along the same lines, I thought babies came out of a woman's ass the first time I saw a birthing documentary. Sadly, I was 17 at the time.

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[TheGameHHH]

Well, along the same lines, I thought babies came out of a woman's ass the first time I saw a birthing documentary. Sadly, I was 17 at the time.
wow


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[IrishAlkey]

Dude imagine being me and having to tell him that that wasn't actually the case. I swear to god I had tears rolling down my face from laughter.

Alright, I'm not sure this is as funny as your friend's issue, but I thought that women had a tiny "inside" penis that they used to pee.

If you think about it, I was almost accurate with this description.

clit = tiny "inside" penis

I'm a genius.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

When I was a kid i thought that....

Knight Rider was a good show

there were creatures in the dark

SupermanI-IV deserved an oscar

those brown sparrows were baby pigeons

GGGGGGG-UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMojoPin]

"Return of The Jedi" made me think sex was bondage. Couldn't love the ladies without chains and metal bikinis. Fucking Lucas.

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[TheGameHHH]

Alright, I'm not sure this is as funny as your friend's issue, but I thought that women had a tiny "inside" penis that they used to pee.

If you think about it, I was almost accurate with this description.

clit = tiny "inside" penis

I'm a genius.
At least you were somewhat close and had the right idea where they actually pissed from.

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[IrishAlkey]

Between Mojo and your friend, we're giving the female, anal cavity way too much credit.

Stick you dick in it if she lets you, otherwise, it's a shitbox.



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[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, but I honestly thought women didn't shit or fart or anything until I was like 6. And from then on, I just pretended like they don't.

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[TheGameHHH]

Stick you dick in it if she lets you, otherwise, it's a shitbox.
Amen


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[Dirtybird11]

dont remember.
i sure as fuck never thought i'd be here in my moms basement posting on a messege board while writing parody songs about great white..

i use to think chicks never had belly buttons for some reason.
then i freaked when i saw a chick at the pool.. i cried. i felt betrayed by my own ignorance.



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I can't really think of anything right now, but I know my friend used to think (up until a year ago at the tender age of 19) girls peed out of their ass.


Actually, one time after eating tainted sushi I think I DID pee out of my ass! :-)

When I'd look up at the sky and saw clouds moving, I thought I was seeing the earth rotate.

I thought pads were used to pee in.

Thought checks were just "free money."

I thought that if I prayed to God hard enough, I'd never have babies (sometimes I still fall back on that one, tho! :-)!)

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 2-28-03 @ 12:08 PM