Why would anyone want that crap.. check out the comedy stylings..
HEADLINES WE'RE WORKING ON:
* Armed bandits clean out K-Mart cash registers and safe, escape with $22...
* Boy bands no longer "hot", 98 Degrees now ice water...
* Tower Records accused of false advertising for selling CD's...
* Oprah cancels 'Book Club', quadruples 'Jelly of the Month Club' membership...
* Janet Reno declares sexual bankruptcy...
Why do men have hair on their knuckles? --So they can smell when their hand gets too close to the barbecue...
QUICK QUESTION: Do you think the Church of Satan ever covers up angelic behavior?
FAST FACT: Washington DC's no-fly zone is so strict, Hillary Clinton can't ride her broom to work---
FAST FACT: Women believe if a cat, dog or fellow woman strays, it's due to a lack of attention at home...and that if a man strays, it's because all men are pigs!!!
Osama bin Laden was shown in an eerie, previously unseen videotape released on Monday. Officials are trying to figure out how he had time appear in "Glitter"---
Aerosmith recorded their version of the "Theme from Spiderman" for the movie soundtrack. It's a perfect match if you think about it; Spiderman can stick to the side of glass skyscrapers...and so can Steven Tyler, if he licks his lips first---
Financial insiders say K-Mart is in worse shape than the day they filed for bankruptcy. Things are so bad, I saw a K-Mart truck raiding a Goodwill donation bin---
Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson got engaged in Las Vegas last week. Kid Rock says Pamela doesn't have "something old, something new or something borrowed" yet, but she does have "something ballooned"---
According to a recent study, lawyers have the least children of any profession. Can anyone guess the occupation that has the most kids? Catholic priests---
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