Brocky SUCKS!!!

[synthfiend]

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Finally someone echoes my sentiments concerning that mongoloid setroid monkey Brock Lesnar!!

What do you want from us? We're EVIL! EVIL!!!!!!

[Crippler]

I'm right there with you. Although I couldn't wait for him to finally arrive, I quickly soured on him as his lightning quick rise to the title began (and almost instanly culminated).

I believe he & Angle will put on a hell of a show at Mania (but then again I think Angle could carry my ass to a decent match), but his night-to-night matches consists of:

1. punch, irish-whip, clothesline
2. punch, whip to corner, punch and/or shoulderblock in the corner
3. overhead throw suplex
4. repeat step 1
5. repeat step 1, but into fireman's carry
6. F-5

Even when he does get better, which I don't doubt he will, I'll still be bitter that I was forced to stomach him as an unbeatable monster & champion before he even incorporated the suplex into his repertoire.

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[Heather 8]

his night-to-night matches consists of:

1. punch, irish-whip, clothesline
2. punch, whip to corner, punch and/or shoulderblock in the corner
3. overhead throw suplex
4. repeat step 1
5. repeat step 1, but into fireman's carry
6. F-5


My one hope for Wrestlemania is that he finally pulls off his shooting star press in his match with Angle... but then again Vince doesn't like his monsters displaying any mobility in the ring.

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

Brock obviously was pushed too fast without paying his dues. He has no mike skills and really hasnt impressed me in the ring. All his matches are basicallly the same.

The one time he jobbed to the big show was a fluke. Id love to see Angle beat him at WM 19 but it looks like unfortunately Brocks gonna win

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

[The Duff]

Crippler, how could you forget his triple/single backbreaker. Come on, that's half of his offense.

[DarkHippie]

i don't understand why they would prevent someone who has moves, from using those moves. I've soured on brock too, because his matches don't interest me, but they could, if only they let him do some amatuer style wrestling.

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[phixion]

i hated brock the day he won KOTR. it was bullshit, he didnt deserve it. he hasnt earned anything in the federation. his whole damn career has been a like a goddamn greek tragedy.

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[Crippler]

Duff...you're absolutely right...therefore, let me revise.

Brock Lesnar, weekly 3-minute match:

1. punch, irish-whip, clothesline
2. punch, whip to corner, punch and/or shoulderblock in the corner
3. overhead throw suplex
4. repeat step 1
5. repeat step 1, but into fireman's carry
6. F-5

Brock Lesnar, bi-monthly 7-minute match:

1. punch, irish-whip, clothesline
2. punch, whip to corner, shoulderblock in the corner
3. overhead throw suplex
4. repeat step 1
5. repeat step 1, but into backbreaker, relift, repeat backbreaker
6. repeat step 1
7. repeat step 1, but into fireman's carry
8. F-5

And the thing that I forgot to mention that WRESTLINGFAN nailed, he's awful on the mic. Angle was a tool on the mic in his first month, too, but he obviously had the talent in him, someone just needed to help him find it. Had Brock not spent 100% of his time as the Main Event, maybe we wouldn't have noticed this so much & he could have progressed slowly into at least being decent.

The good thing is this feud is with Angle, and he can work with anyone. He made that kid look great this week (not to say the kid doesn't have talent, I don't know him from Adam). When he got pissed & went olympic on his ass, I actually started getting excited (figuratively) at home just thinking about what Agle could do with someone else with amateur skills like Brock.

And, Peachy, since this is WrestleMania, I can
definitely see a series of move where they wrestle each other technically for about 5 minutes (and we at home go nuts for it). Then they start hitting all their highspots: Angle pulls out the best Moonsault in the business & Brock counters with the most impressive shooting star press anyone who only watches WWE has ever seen.

I really think there's hope for that one...but they prove me wrong monthly. Christ, I'm the only one who was stupid enough to think Austin might lose to Bischoff at No Way Out because, as I told everyone who would listen, "there's no way they would be stupid enough to just let Austin kick his ass for 3 minutes...there HAS TO BE some kind of interesting outside interference...otherwise the match will be pointless." (at least I was right on the last part)


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This message was edited by Crippler on 3-1-03 @ 4:41 PM

[cozmokramer]

but then again Vince doesn't like his monsters displaying any mobility in the ring.

For the most part your right, but what about Rosie and Jamal? That is just one exception though.

Back to Brock...I liked him as an animal, pure power...running through the crowd disruppting matches with the F-5, BUT THATS IT! Loosing Paulie, <i>trying</i> to cut mic promos, and doing the same moves every match...is where I lost respect for Brock.

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[synthfiend]

I just never saw the merit in being impressed by a heavyweight who sneak attacked cruiserweights. Brock didn't disrupt the matches of the big guns. He beat the snot out of people whom he outweighed by a good 100 lbs. High schoolers do that all the time and they don't get called the next big thing. I don't follow OVW except to find out who's coming to the WWE. So I can't say if he can actually do anything in the ring or not. I did download the clip of his shooting star press and it's picture perfect. I think that one of the biggest farces I've ever seen was when he faced the Undertaker in hell in a cell and came out on top. Then the next night the Undertaker all but tried to french kiss him as he gushed on and on about how Brock was the better man. I've also come to realize that "Here comes the Pain" means Brock is gonna cut another promo.

What do you want from us? We're EVIL! EVIL!!!!!!

[hatetreehighway]

i hated the stupid big push 2. BUT
How MANY MOVES does austin hunter or rock have... so using that you would not have half of the wrestlers wrestling...

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[Se7en]

I've turned around on Brock. I'm not nearly as against him as I once was, and I generally find his matches acceptable, but I do have two criticisms (which isn't so much his fault as it is the management):

1.) They NEED to have him broaden his moveset. We all know he has a fantastic amateur background, let him use it. I hate this 80s-monster-hoss shit.

2.) We get it - he's big, he's strong, he's tough. You don't need him making ALL of Team Angle his bitch EVERY SINGLE WEEK. Kind of destroys the heels' credibility going into Mania (unless they're tricking us, and plan on having Angle win.....which would be fine by me).



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[Heather 8]

For the most part your right, but what about Rosie and Jamal? That is just one exception though.

A) They're two fat fucks with a failed push, not monsters.

B) They ain't that mobile.

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