People who stink!!!!!

[HAMMERHEAD]

I don't understand it, My ex's naughty place stunk so bad that I couldn't take it anymore. I tried to drop hints I even went as far as to buy her crap from bath & body works, but it didn't help. It got to the point were I didn't even want to have sex anymore and when we did have sex I would make sure she finished then I would pretend to finish go in the bathroom and take care of myself. She used to ask me why I wouldn't go downtown and I would make up lame excuses. It wasn't that I didn't like her I did, I am a very sexual person and when you take away my desire I know something is wrong. I had to end it. Even if she did give my butt sex.

[Reephdweller]

Even if she did give my butt sex.



fag.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

"aldukesisqueer"is queer

HAHAHA {cough}

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[Death Metal Moe]

Is this the reason she's your "EX"?

Don't beat around the stinky bush dude.
Problems don't go away when ignored, and if she can't handle the truth from someone she cared about, then she's messed up.

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[hyperspace]

i once dated a girl who had that enzyme disorder where they smell fishy no matter how much she washed but her box smelled fine. as far as privates go the stinkier the better!!!

[LatinSpiceXoX]

This guy (a friend) once asked me if I ever douched, I said "No, why?",
he said.. "because when a girl douches it alters the natural taste of a woman, and scent as well"...
he said "once you douche you have to keep doing it, cuz it never smells the same again".
Is he right about this?

The only problem I have with oral sex being performed on me, is after I cum, I can't take the tickling sensation, but they want to continue, but I can't take it, so I pretend that it hurts to get them to stop.. haha


What if you offer to take her a bubble bath, or shower with her before you proceed to love-making?
Maybe make it like if you're pampering her... offer her a bath, and fruity-scented massage oils, make it so that she thinks she's getting a special treatment, when in reality, this is all to make you and your nose happy.... that is if you really wanna be with her...

If not, from now on just do the finger-test before you actually decide to date someone seriously.

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[ToddEVF]

Don't beat around the stinky bush dude.

that definately deserves a rimshot, Moe.

Anyway, ADIQ, i would have ended it too, but it would have been sooner than you probably did

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[Arienette]

What if you offer to take her a bubble bath, or shower with her before you proceed to love-making?
Maybe make it like if you're pampering her... offer her a bath, and fruity-scented massage oils, make it so that she thinks she's getting a special treatment, when in reality, this is all to make you and your nose happy.... from what i understand, none of that stuff will do you any good. when a chick has a weird smell down there, it's like a bacterial thing or something. i dont think bathing really does it. or, at least, so says dr. drew.

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[East Side Dave]

you said "rimshot"

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Many times, foul odors "down there" are the result of an infection or an STD.

For her sake (and yours), you should have brought it up. I know, it's not easy, but it's a HEALTH issue! By reading your post, I can tell you are a gentle and compassionate being. Surely, you could have found a way to bring this up to her with the chivalry of ages past.

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[IrishAlkey]

Me thinks my lady doth have a questionable scent wafting from beneath her bloomers.

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[stump12]

Yeah dude she desfinatly has to go to the doctor and see whats up. ,y ex had a yeast infection for a while.
It made for real good bread though!

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[gone]

i once went out with this girl..

i was going down on her and it stunk something aweful but i felt like it was my duty to keep going. i think i even gagged a lil at some point. then when it was all over and done.. she stood up and went to walk away muttering somethign to the effect of " i havent showered or washed in a week, im sorry" i freaked out.. and had to go brush my teeth.. it was soo fucked up

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[Anakin Skywalker]

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[lippy]

Green tea, my friend, green tea. Get her to drink it by the liter.

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[TheBrain007]

I'm a trooper, never had one yet that was bad enough to make me stop.

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"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

[silera]

This topic is totally disgusting. If her cooch stinks, tell her to fucking wash it.

A woman that doesn't bother to keep her pussy clean isn't worth shit.





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[Jennitalia]

dont let it rot
wash that twat!

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wanna pet my poopie?

[Death Metal Moe]

OK Terrific.

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[stickyfingers]

just burry your nose in her ass then maybe THAT smell wouldn't seem so bad

"lemme tell ya sumpin" -CW

[satan-2]

she stood up and went to walk away muttering somethign to the effect of " i havent showered or washed in a week, im sorry" i freaked out.. and had to go brush my teeth.. it was soo fucked up

wow, hahaha!!

these girls are known as stinky chickies.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

[DJEvelEd]

I broke up with a girl over that once. I could smell her when she sat naked next to me. If I can't go downtown, it's no fun for me. I don't like walking around the rest of the day smelling someone's infection on my hands, face, and clothes.
Is there a NICE way to say it??????

Even if she did give my butt sex.

PERVOSO...What kind of sex did she give to your butt?

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[hyperspace]

i believe it was dice clay who told a chick he stuck his tounge in her ass because"your pussy tastes like shit"

[Arienette]

This topic is totally disgusting. If her cooch stinks, tell her to fucking wash it.

A woman that doesn't bother to keep her pussy clean isn't worth shit.this is why i love silera and her clean cooch

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[grlNIN]

you stink and i dont like you



We Say Stand Together, Not To Fight Just To Exist
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[ShelleBink]

grlNIN took my post.

so, i'll do with this.

I wish my ex's wouldn't join the message boards I'm on and talk about our breakups.

<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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[Death Metal Moe]

All my Ex's live in Texas.

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[grlNIN]

All my ex's are homosexuals, how does this reflect upon me???


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I Miss My Heroin :(

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[TheBrain007]

All my ex's are homosexuals, how does this reflect upon me???

You were so good, you ruined them for all other women...

<b>TheBrain007</b>
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

[grlNIN]

You were so good, you ruined them for all other women...



yeah, yeah that's the ticket!


We Say Stand Together, Not To Fight Just To Exist
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I Miss My Heroin :(

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[stickyfingers]

moe, do you hang your hat in tennessee?

"lemme tell ya sumpin" -CW

[hyperspace]

my chick....she lives in Canada you guys don't know her.

[Aggie]

All my Ex's live in Texas

I thought we agreed to never discuss our relationship Moe. I still have nightmares sometimes.

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[ShelleBink]

I thought we agreed to never discuss our relationship Moe. I still have nightmares sometimes.

its ur sig that keeps me awake at night aggie.

<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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[Iamnotatool]

My advice, duct tape. It'll save our noses from the poisenous gas.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

[Nipsey]

Smells like fish - a tasty dish.
Smells like cologne - leave it alone.

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[HAMMERHEAD]

formeley aldukesisqueer
Yeah I got rid of her, I couldn't deal with it anymore not only that but she lived in Long Island and I live in Jersey so It was a big pain in the balls.