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FollowThisLogic

03-03-2003, 04:25 AM

Alkey does it all the time.

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Arienette

03-03-2003, 06:17 AM

they know you're watching

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Jennitalia

03-03-2003, 06:26 AM

practice makes perfect

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A.J.

03-03-2003, 06:31 AM

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Fallon

03-03-2003, 06:45 AM

they know you're watching
I didn't know it was happening! Thanks for telling me after the fact stump!

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Anakin Skywalker

03-03-2003, 07:14 AM

Why do women have to eat a popsicle like they are sucking dick?

Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made?

how exactly does the sun set?

how exactly does a posit-tract rear end on a plymouth work?

it just does.

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gone

03-03-2003, 07:34 AM

its called teasing..

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GaryWyze

03-03-2003, 07:50 AM

And force of habit.

TheBrain007

03-03-2003, 08:15 AM

Why do women have to eat a popsicle like they are sucking dick?

Because they can. And no one will ever do a damn thing about it and you all know it.

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silera

03-03-2003, 08:49 AM

It's less messy than licking.

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Death Metal Moe

03-03-2003, 08:52 AM

I know they don't have to "work it" but how else do you eat one really? You have no choice but to put it in your mouth like that and suck or lick it to keep the melting shit off you.

But I mean come on. If you see a hot chick doing ANYTHING some days, you'll get turned on.

"How come chicks gotta turn door knobs like that?!"

You know what I mean.

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IrishAlkey

03-03-2003, 09:55 AM

My uncle eats cucumbers like that.

I hate it.

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stickyfingers

03-03-2003, 09:57 AM

my question is why do they gotta suck dick like they are eating a popsicle....put a little more effort into it...i wanna hear some gagging (genetics may also play a role in that one though)

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stump12

03-03-2003, 12:45 PM

I know they don't have to "work it" but how else do you eat one really? You have no choice but to put it in your mouth like that and suck or lick it to keep the melting shit off you.

Thats what I mean they dont just eat it the really work it or at least she was last night.

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CovDiesel

03-03-2003, 03:20 PM

Blowjobs?

I'll take one, please.

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Zipgun

03-03-2003, 03:37 PM

how exactly is a rainbow made?

Light refracts through moisture in the air producing a prism effect.

how exactly does the sun set?

It actually doesn't. The Sun is a stationary object, the Earth orbits around it. The Sun just becomes obscured from view as the Earth rotates on it's axis.

how exactly does a posit-tract rear end on a plymouth work?

Posi-Trac actually. It was made famous by GM during the muscle car era as the Posi-Trac, but the proper name for this type is the Salisbury Differential. It uses several clutch plates coupling the axles to the bevel gears. In the early units like the Posi-Trac, the amount of wheel spin allowed is controlled by the pre-load on the clutches.

Why do women have to eat a popsicle like they are sucking dick?

Because it reminds them of sucking dick, and most women like sucking dick.

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kc7586

03-03-2003, 04:43 PM

lolli-pops can be fun too

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FiveB247

03-03-2003, 08:06 PM

That's about 2-3 minutes they have their mouths full and you don't have to hear bitching and complaining. Popsicles on the house fellas.

TeRRoR

03-03-2003, 08:26 PM

You dont see men flicking the top of it with there toungue.

you dont see guys ordering roastbeef sandwiches and start flickering around with it.

how come we can do things that are so simple, but damn females cant? ohhh thats right... we're guys!

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Arienette

03-03-2003, 08:30 PM

how come we can do things that are so simple, but damn females cant? what are you referring to, exactly? why dont you shove a cock down your throat, and i'll sit here and not flick my tongue at a roast beef sandwich. sounds like a fair trade.

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Bama

03-04-2003, 12:28 PM

how exactly does a posit-tract rear end on a plymouth work?

it just does.

HAHA, Joe Dirt rules!!!!!!!

Now back to women saying "cock" and "shove down your throat" some more, please. :)

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Dewey

03-04-2003, 04:32 PM

Why do women have to eat a popsicle like they are sucking dick?

They all do that. But when I see a woman grab a handful of her own hair and shove her mouth down on the popsicle, I know she's the one for me.

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ChickenHawk

03-04-2003, 04:43 PM

I eat tacos like I'm eating a pussy... With a fork and knife.

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IrishAlkey

03-04-2003, 06:31 PM

I wouldn't let ChickenHawk go down on me.

Sounds painful...

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stump12

03-05-2003, 01:02 PM

Shit im screwed. My fridge is now full of popsicles. I m gonna go buy some tacos and like the filling out right in front of their faces!

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LatinSpiceXoX

03-05-2003, 04:40 PM

So.. uh.. I guess all doubt on this topic has been cleared up...
Girls Tease Guys while having a sweet treat, such as Popsicles, Lollypops, Ice Cream, Hot Dogs, whatever it takes, just to get a guy red in the face, and crossing his legs.. haha

It's fun.
It's mean.
It's empowering.
It's cute (how you squirm)

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erole

03-05-2003, 04:50 PM

popsicle, hotdog, whatever. let em' tease. it gets me
going.
tell ya what though, i hate it when a girl looks at you
while she's blowin' away. it's like, what?!, you want me
to grade you now? you don't have to look at me, it's
my dick...attached to me, no confusion. Now look at IT,
and pay attention to your work.

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shamus mcfitzy

03-05-2003, 05:09 PM

My uncle eats cucumbers like that.

.............makes sense............

LatinSpiceXoX

03-05-2003, 05:12 PM

i hate it when a girl looks at you
while she's blowin' away.
Are you kidding me?.. we don't need to LOOK at it to know where everything is.
The reason we look at you is cause it's an enjoyable sight.. to see the guy absolutely weakened, horny, so turned on, salivating, anxious, lusting, that look you guys have is the reason we look up.
Not for approval, not because we can't get enough of looking into your eyes (unless you have very dreamy eyes), it's to rurn us on.
Hearing you moan, and feeling your hands guide us around (as if we didn't know) is not enough, we need it all.. touch, taste, sound, and sight.
We are visual beings, and later on, after that sexual party has long gone, and a week passes and we find ourselves with no real inspiration to complete a relaxing masturbating session at our job's bathroom, we will think back to that night.. that HOT, SULTRY night of humid passion, and remember the look on your faces, remember the enticing moans and the splash of yummy goodness you shared with us, and this, what you call "work", would be the reason for self-completion.

And later, when we confess to you that the experience was used to come again... you'll surely be twicely made feel like a man!

Don't you think?

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A.J.

03-05-2003, 06:45 PM

Damn, that was a great post Latin Spice! :)

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erole

03-05-2003, 06:47 PM

nah, i still say pay attention to what you're doing.
unless someone is going to prove me wrong somehow.

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gone

03-06-2003, 05:10 AM

i never look at the person..
it makes me feel like im being watched and then i cant preform right.
my eyes tend to stay closed or on the object at hand..
the only time i MIGHT sneak a peak is when hes not making any noise and im just curious to what his face is doing

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silera

03-06-2003, 05:22 AM

I don't think about looking or not looking when I'm sucking dick, I'm usually preoccupied with trying to breathe without interrupting the blow job.

Either way, my hair is usually in the way.

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FiveB247

03-06-2003, 06:39 AM

This thread keeps getting better and better...hehe

erole

03-06-2003, 06:44 AM

so do women breathe through their nose or do they
gasp for air with their mouth while they perform the
nob job?
through my observations, it seems the woman tries to
breathe through their nose but ends up gasping for a
full breath of air once and a while.

just wondering,

~curious in Hawley, Pennsylvania

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Jennitalia

03-06-2003, 06:49 AM

i like to look up and watch the guy i'm blowing and see how much he's enjoying it.
and ladies, don't forget about the balls. They need love too!

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silera

03-06-2003, 06:54 AM

Depending on the angle of entry and position, sometimes you can get a good breathing rhythm and not have to come up for a good time period.

It's almost like long distance swimming though, and no matter how well you master the breathing, eventually you need to come up gasping.

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GaryWyze

03-06-2003, 06:55 AM

Girls Tease Guys while having a sweet treat, such as Popsicles, Lollypops, Ice Cream, Hot Dogs, whatever it takes, just to get a guy red in the face, and crossing his legs.. haha

Yeah, well, you should see me eat a taco. You'd cream your pants.

The reason we look at you is cause it's an enjoyable sight.. to see the guy absolutely weakened, horny, so turned on, salivating, anxious, lusting, that look you guys have is the reason we look up. Not for approval, not because we can't get enough of looking into your eyes (unless you have very dreamy eyes), it's to turn us on.

Having a girl look up always seemed too porn-star'ish to me. I never looked at that way before. Makes sense.

silera

03-06-2003, 06:58 AM

BTW...

VAGINAS DO NOT RESEMBLE TACOS!

If the vaginas you've seen resemble ground beef inside a hard outer shell, you've been fucking skanks.

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GaryWyze

03-06-2003, 07:09 AM

NO, I HAVEN'T BEEN FUCKING SKANKS.

Only eating them out.

O'kay, what's a better pussy/food analogy than taco?

Ice cream sandwich? Cream puff?

Damn you woman and your strangely shaped genitalia!

gone

03-06-2003, 07:11 AM

i breathe through my nose but i have this licking motion that allows normal breathing for a few seconds

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HAMMERHEAD

03-06-2003, 07:22 AM

A better name is a hamburger, because if you look at a burger from the side it kinda looks like a cooch. I don't know maybe I am just to damn hungry. Now I'm starving.

HAMMERHEAD

03-06-2003, 07:25 AM

O.K., Latin Spice I seriously gto hard after reading that. Damn you are sexy.

erole

03-06-2003, 07:26 AM

part of a cut away view of red cabbage

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FiveB247

03-06-2003, 10:24 AM

Breathing, movements, timing, ...maybe some of you should consider long distance swimming..hehe

LatinSpiceXoX

03-06-2003, 04:01 PM

O.K., Latin Spice I seriously gto hard after reading that. Damn you are sexy. Anytime babes

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Johnathan H Christ

03-06-2003, 08:21 PM

i seem to have a tragic disability when it comes to getting head. i enjoy it as much as anyone else, but only two people have ever been able bring it to completion. its not that any of them were bad at it....wait, i take that back. ive had some horiffic head too, but... the only time it ever works for me is if i was almost there when she started. :(

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stump12

03-08-2003, 07:48 PM

OK what is the proper food/female genitalia?

I like to look into the girls eyes when im giving her oral, cause to look at the extacy on her face as well as the sounds she makes gets me even hotter.

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FUNKMAN

03-08-2003, 08:09 PM

O'kay, what's a better pussy/food analogy than taco?

filet mignon or london broil, medium rare

especially latin or black woman, beautiful shade of brown on the outside, delicious pink on the inside...

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 3-9-03 @ 12:38 AM