Would Rumsfeld Invade and Conquer Canada If Given The Chance?

[The Blowhard]

I say yes. I picture this guy with a "Stratego" game on his desk. He is a very scary man. Not as bad as Ashcroft, but damn scary.

[HordeKing1]

The better question is whether Rumsfeld (or Ashcroft) could find Canada on a map.

They'd still beat their boss, who wouldn't be able to find the USA.

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[The Blowhard]

DUCT TAPE WILL SAVE US!

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Dubya: That's the USA right there. The one shaped like a dollar sign.

If given the chance, I wouldn't put it past them. Our governemtn is dangerous. I wouldn't doubt they would try and take the whole world if they could.

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[reeshy]

The bigger question is: Why would Anyone want to invade Canada????????????

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[DarkHippie]

Maybe at least take over Niagra falls; its half ours anyway.

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[erole]

Things we should take after we invade Canada:

~The other half of Niagra
~All the great lakes, just because they are so great
~Their professional hockey teams and the cities they are in
~Quebec, cause we need a state that begins with the letter "Q"
~The entire western coastline of Canada, all the way up to Alaska so we can pave a nice senic road with Wendys every 5 miles
~Enough land East of Alaska to make a geographical outline of George Dubya Bush's profile

Then put all the captured Canadians in camps until they can say "about" the right way.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Let me try!

Our president is DUMB! uh huh huh

WE like power! Uh huh huh

We invade stuff! uh huh huh

Smells like Liberal Propaganda in here.

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[DarkHippie]

If we take over canada, we can ban their fake bacon

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[Death Metal Moe]

Just throw a few missles at French Canada and call it a day.

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[HordeKing1]

Someone has to pay Canada back for Celine Dion.

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[Def Dave in SC]

The real question is WHEN will he invade Canada

There's so much drama in the D. of C., its kinda hard bein D.A.V.I.D.

[Dirtybird11]

a buddy of mine from Canada sent me this tonight-

Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television:

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the
United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well
recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any
consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the
people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees
than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and
better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our
excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than
yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I
notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer
but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up
against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I
realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against
Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a
thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over
this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.







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[Def Dave in SC]

God I hate Canada

There's so much drama in the D. of C., its kinda hard bein D.A.V.I.D.

[furie]

i say the only way to secure that boarder is to eliminate it.

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[Heather 8]

God I hate Canada

Yeah, with all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies.

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