Masturbation blamed for ruining marriages

[jocefus]

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0303/0304masturbation.html

well i thought a few years into marriage the guys would be pulling their on puds anyway

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[Jennitalia]

"When my husband's not at home during the day, I tried it with an eggplant and a carrot. Cover them with lotion and they pop right in," housewife Kyoko Shimada tells Shukan Jitsuwa. "It gave me an exquisite pleasure I'd never felt before."



hmmm...i'll have to try that

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[HordeKing1]

I'm not familiar with this publication, but since it's on the internet it must be true...

Masturbation starts in the womb and ends at death (baring medical problems). All couples (happily married or not) masturbate.

When masturbation replaces sex, it's usually indicative of serious problems in the relationship having nothing to do with sex.

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[ChickenHawk]

"When my husband's not at home during the day, I tried it with an eggplant and a carrot. Cover them with lotion and they pop right in," housewife Kyoko Shimada tells Shukan Jitsuwa. "It gave me an exquisite pleasure I'd never felt before."
Now I'm starvin'...

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[jocefus]

If sex is a full-course meal, then masturbation is like a snack," Wako University sexologist Kim Myung Gan tells Shukan Jitsuwa. "Of course, some couples may find a full course a bit too deep or a bit too painful at times and instead find it easier to go out for a snack


would anal be considered dessert?

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[Bama]

There's something really special about being able to tell the old lady that YOU have a headache :)

Thank you masterbation!!!!!

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[A.J.]

I would think that masturbation would save marriages: if it's being done in lieu of being unfaithful.

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[hyperspace]

what if your wife likes to watch you masterbate??

[Bama]

what if your wife likes to watch you masterbate??



That's gross. She would probably totally ruin it.

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[irishkb]

When my husband's not at home during the day, I tried it with an eggplant and a carrot


ok so i could see the carrot but a fucking eggplant... that is pretty fucking big... her husband most likely couldn't feel anything when he was fucking her and so he started to masterbate... then she had to masterbate cause her hubby wasn't giving it to her like the eggplant could.. just blame it all on the eggplant....

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[satan-2]

wow, i gotta move to japan to help these girls.

god is an absentee LANDLORD!!!

later

[TheGameHHH]

Here's my question, does she wind up cooking the vegetables after she batches with them??? Isn't that a little weird?

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[irishkb]

Here's my question, does she wind up cooking the vegetables after she
batches with them??? Isn't that a little weird?




great fucking question..... that does put a whole new twist on eggplant parm.... haha

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[Steels]

housewife Kyoko Shimada


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[Dewey]

When my husband's not at home during the day, I tried it with an eggplant and a carrot


A black guy and Carrot Top?

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[Raven]

: Masturbation blamed for ruining marriages

WRONG!!! keeps most alive or there would be more cheating or murder

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[jocefus]

Here's my question, does she wind up cooking the vegetables after she batches with them??? Isn't that a little weird?

they're japanese they eat weird things all the time..just watch iron chef.

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[jocefus]

double post

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This message was edited by jocefus on 3-5-03 @ 11:49 PM

[kc7586]

would anal be considered dessert?
only if you like chocolate fudge

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[DrewP]

ok so i could see the carrot but a fucking eggplant... that is pretty fucking big... her husband most likely couldn't feel anything when he was fucking her and so he started to masterbate... then she had to masterbate cause her hubby wasn't giving it to her like the eggplant could.. just blame it all on the eggplant....


There are eggplants the size of cucumbers, otherwise it'd be like giving birth each time she inserts.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

My husband works for a top company. He's serious, probably straight, and we hardly had sex.


huh, "probably straight". Man, maybe i missed something. It would explain why she needs to get herself off though.......

[jocefus]

Oriental medicine practitioner Kenkichi
Okada goes so far as to blame women for the increase in those who don't brush their own Afro.

see if the women didnt have huge king kong bushes, the men might want to visit the vag

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This message was edited by jocefus on 3-7-03 @ 3:35 PM

[DarkHippie]

Its worse than we thought:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3908/history_3908.html
Damn those finger-fucking pinkos!!

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[jocefus]

wow its much worse then we first thought..

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This message was edited by jocefus on 3-10-03 @ 4:08 PM

[El Mudo]

Masturbation blamed for ruining marriages


Why does this thread remind me of "American Beauty"?

Trying to stop talking like a grizzled 1890's prospector..