Wouldn't it be funny if...

[Hawiian shirt craig]

Wouldn't it be funny if...


Billy turned out to have a PhD
Black Earl was actually a Jackson
Fez turned out to be gay.


that last one is just perposterus.


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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anal on the boss' couch since 1982....

[DarkHippie]

Billy has a Phd in FUNNY!!!!!!!

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[erole]

...I actually cared.


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[Death Metal Moe]

...if my pizza delivery guy wiped his DEEK on my pie?

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[Def Dave in SC]

There really was no afterlife, so that everything we do on this planet is ultimately pointless?


There's so much drama in the D. of C., its kinda hard bein D.A.V.I.D.

[Hawiian shirt craig]

...if my pizza delivery guy wiped his DEEK on my
pie?


moe would forget about my frustrations in my short
pizza delivery career, during which time i considered
violateing the pizza of particularly assholeish
customers.

or

if moe turned out to be a short skinny yanni lover, who
in fact did NOT enjoy hugs and baking.


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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anal on the boss' couch since 1982....

[Bob Impact]

Rory became a Marine.
preposterous was actually spelled perposterus.


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[Death Metal Moe]

.....if Craig came back to the board with NO sense of humor!

OOOOO! BURN #2!!!!!

Suffer!!!!!!!!!!

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