Help Me Horde King. I'm Desperate.

[Johnny Fontane]

Horde King, I'm a singer and actor. I don't know what to do. My voice is -- is weak. It's weak.

Anyway, uh, if I had this part in a picture, it puts me right back up on top again. But this, this man out there, he won't give it to me; the head of the studio. He won't give it to me -- and ah, he says there's no chance. No chance. A month ago he bought the movie rights to this book. A bestseller -- and the main character, it's a guy just like me. I uh -- I wouldn't even have to act -- just be myself.

Oh, Horde King, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

[opack1]

I am not the horde king but i can tell ya what to do!! find a new line of work

you got knocked the fuck out

[McNabbShouldDie]

wow man, your a lil too into the whole johnny fontane character.

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Man, Im a funny guy.

[lippy]

If you want to role play, you should contact too cute.

I am not the horde king but i can tell ya what to do!! find a new line of work


i think someone missed something.

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[Johnny Fontane]

find a new line of work

Easy for you to say. This is my life we're talking about here man, my life.



And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive-oil voice, and guinea charm.

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>YOU COULD ACT LIKE A MAN!

[Johnny Fontane]

YOU COULD ACT LIKE A MAN!

How insensitive. How should a "man" act? Should he keep his troubles to himself?

Como se dice...what I want is some understanding and compassion, and perhaps some thoughtful advice.

I'm secure in my masculinity. It's not all about "macho."

And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive-oil voice, and guinea charm.

[Iamnotatool]

YOU COULD ACT LIKE A MAN!


Good Idea Gary, but it seems it would be too much of a stretch. He said the guy was just like him, not very manly..hehe

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...

[ChickenHawk]

First get the sand outta your vagina.

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[Johnny Fontane]

Macho, macho men. Here I am, I have a problem, and I'm scared, all right, I'm scared! There, I said it.

But it's all a big joke to you. It's all about the jokes. Do you want to be popular? Well try showing a little sensitivity.

I wouldn't wish my situation on my worst enemy.

And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive-oil voice, and guinea charm.

[FUNKMAN]

is that why you slapped my brother Fredo around?

go ask Mo Green, he'll keep an eye out for ya...

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[Dirtybird11]

dude your right. there is never going to be another script like that, your big break just passed u by. im sorry. it's over johnny.
suicide is the only way out.
*steps up to the mic*

this ones for johnny~

Johnny was a schoolboy
When he heard his first Beatles song
Love Me Do, I think it was
And from then it didn't take him long
Got himself a guitar
Used to play every night
Now he's in a rock 'n' roll outfit
And everything's alright
Don't you know?

Johnny told his Mama,
"Hey, Mama, I'm goin' away
Gonna hit the big time,
Gonna be a big star someday"
Mama came to the door
With a teardrop in her eye
Johnny said, "Don't cry, Mama
Smile and wave goodbye"
Don't you know?

Yeah......

(Chorus)
Don't you know that you are a shooting star
Don't you know
Don't you know
Don't you know that you are a shooting star
And all the world will love you just as long
As long as you are

Johnny made a record
Went straight up to number one
Suddenly everyone loved
To hear him sing the song
Watchin' the world go by
Surprisin' it goes so fast
Johnny looked around him and said,
"Well, I made the big-time at last"
Don't you know?
Don't you know?

(Chorus)
Don't you know that you are a shooting star
Don't you know
Don't you know
Don't you know that you are a shooting star
And all the world will love you just as long
As long as you are

Johnny died one night, died in his bed
Bottle of whiskey, sleeping tablets by his head
Johnny's life passed him by like a warm summer day
If you listen to the wind you can still hear him play

(chorus)
Don't you know that You are a shooting star
Don't you know?
Don't you know that you are a shooting star
Dont you dont you dont you dont you dont you know
Don't you know that you are a shooting star



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i curse your mustache

[A.J.]

You could appear at a Vegas hotel five times a year; perhaps uh -- convince some of your friends in the movies to do the same?


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A Skidmark production.

99-44/100%

[stickyfingers]

i know how you feel...i went to school and ended up getting a job in another field which i have a gut feeling may be coming to an end....now i don't know which way to turn. I have a degree but no experience in one area and experience and no degree in another....but then again i am only 23 so i shouldn't get too worked up, well, at least I feel better





"lemme tell ya sumpin" -CW

[fluffernutter]

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I wish you all the best. I mean just dig down deep inside and give it a try again. DON'T QUIT! Never give up! If acting is truly your passion, you will overcome whatever obstacles stand in your way. Wouldn't it be so much more satisfying in the end to have fought and battled and won then just to have won with no obstacles. You will be so much more proud of your ccomplishments then. Again, good luck!

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WITH 100% MORE NIPPLE

HEROIN COME HOME! :(

[HordeKing1]

JOHNNY - Perhaps you could speak to the Godfather?

I'll answer the question seriously though, just in case you're not fooling around.

Acting is a very tough profession and difficult to break into. If you haven't acted previously, you can hone your acting abilities by taking classes and by doing community theartre.

It must be hearbreaking, when you don't win a part you desire, and feel you would portray really well.

The best advice I can give you is to retain your confidence and continue to pursue your dreams. Sometimes dreams take a long time to come to fruition - but when they do, they are all the more sweet.

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[Johnny Fontane]

Thank you, Horde King.

Horde King, I'm gonna leave you now, because I know you are busy.





And then Johnny Fontane comes along with his olive-oil voice, and guinea charm.