Not surprised it lasted 5 hours... reading the results made my head hurt!
USA Pro March Madness 2003 (3/8/03)
Guantlet Match:
Justin Cage b Jay Static
Poppalicious w/ Miss Sinful b Justin Cage
Tim Arson b Poppalicious
Tim Arson b Live Wyre
Reefer b Tim Arson
Reefer b J-Train w/ Slugga
Reefer b Mike Mercedes
Dixie b Reefer
Dixie b Ghost Shadow
Brian XL b Dixie
Brian XL b Chris Divine
Brian XL b Quiet Storm to win the USA Pro Wrestling Gauntlet Championship
Masked Maniac b Tony Lo
Knight Life Interview
Matt Stryker, Billy Reil, Tobin, and Drake mocked the "kidnapping" of Becky Bayless and claimed to have had their way with her, but still do not know where she is, and the search will continue. Complete with Becky's face on a Milk Carton, Flyers and T-Shirts.
Kruel comes out and demands to know where Becky is, because they are obviously the one who had her. Knight Life drags Becky out by the pigtails.
Knight Life tease Kruel that Becky has something to tell him, but she doesn't want to say what it is. She finally gives in and tells Kruel she's pregnant!
Boogie Knights, Stryker, and Reil attack, but Nunzio returns to the Elk's Lodge and makes the save and says he'll be in Kruel's corner later on.
Malice b Wayne the Convinience Store Guy
Low Life Louie b JC the Damaja
Mace & Buffy, the Christopher St. Connection claim that Matt Stryker is, well gay. Stryker defends himself, and wants to fight Buffy and Mace, he has a partner, that can solve their problem....
Matt Stryker & Simon Diamond b Christopher Sreet Connection with help from Knight Life
Xavier w/Allison Danger b CW Anderson with help from Chris Divine and Trinity
Konnan b Skinhead Ivan w/ Southern Supremice, Bad Boy Kracka, and Adolph
Post Match: Ivan blames Supremice, Kracka, and Adoloh for the loss and levels them with chair-shots
Da Hit Squad come out for their match and get interrupted by Balls Mahoney. Mahoney says that there is a new member of The Baptized, and Mafia attacks Monsta Mack from behind.
Mafia w/ Balls Mahoney b Monsta Mack
#1 Contender's 4- Corner Tag Team Turmoil Match: (Order of Elimination)
1.) Perfection Personified
2.) Josh Deely & The Trekkie
3.) Dark Knights w/Mr. Big
4.) Gunner & Latin Stallion
5.) Elm Street Kids
6.) Team Target
7.) All Money is Legal
8.) Johnny Bravado & Wrecka
9.) Rednecks from Hell w/ Midnight Rider
10.) The Solution w/ Michelle
Winners: The Boogie Knights
Kruel w/ Becky Bayless & Nunzio b Billy Reil w/ Simply Lucious & Matt Stryker
Deranged b Amazing Red with help from Dixie
Dirty Rotten Scoundrelz b Jose & Joel Maximo in a Ladder Match with help from Deranged & Dixie to win the USA Pro Wrestling Tag Team Championship
3 Falls-3 Belts
Homicide b Balls Mahoney in a Dog Collar Match to retain the USA Pro United States Championship
Homicide b Balls Mahoney in a Tables Match to retain the USA Pro X-Treme Championship
Balls Mahoney b Homicide with help from Mafia to retain the USA Pro Heavyweight Championship
Raven w/Trinity b The Sandman in a No Disqualification Match
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