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HAMMERHEAD
03-09-2003, 07:51 PM
I have not jump on the french hating band wagon because I am driving the fucker. I hate these greasy slimy frog fuck's. They disgust me, I went there on vacation about 2 years ago and although the landscape of the country is beautiful and Paris is cool, the people really suck. The rest of the world say's that Americans think they are better than everyone else in the world. Well they obviously have not been to France, they are extremely rude and quite frankly they smell. I don't get it we have saved there asses so many times in the past and they are not even thankful,if it weren't for us they and probably the rest of Europe would be speaking German. So I say to all the people of France FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! You ungrateful cheese eating, wine drinking, nose in the air, greasy bastards. Oh yeah and by the way the next time some other country invades you don't come crying to us.

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Contra
03-09-2003, 08:13 PM
Is'nt it fun to hat the french...


i dont know about you, but i've never hatted a french person. maybe gave them a pat on the head, but never hatted.

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03-09-2003, 08:17 PM
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03-09-2003, 09:17 PM
Time to send over Niggaz Wit' Hats!!!

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HBox
03-09-2003, 10:25 PM
I love how one seemingly innocent typo can send a thread into a tailspin.

SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez
03-09-2003, 10:29 PM
Was the "Reign of Terror" REALLY all that bad?

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IrishAlkey
03-09-2003, 10:30 PM
I'd rather de-hat the french.

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Bama
03-09-2003, 10:35 PM
I spent a week in France and it was fun. I felt like I could whip the ass of every single man, woman and child I ran across. :)

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03-09-2003, 10:55 PM
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grlNIN
03-09-2003, 10:55 PM
OK I have really had about enough of this, i am third generation French and i am truely truely disgusted at the way the board has become a battlefield of open insults on countries and ethnic slurs. This post just put me over the fucking top. I DO NOT think it is right to comment the way some of you do on the French even the Arabs, you all may have your opinions which is completely expected of you but please, please be civil and try to discuss your opinions in a healthy non-disruptive fashion. I have to say that the hatred i have seen in recent posts has made me somewhat ashamed to even be an active member of this board and right now i am seriously considering taking a hiatus. There is no reason why everyone cannot act as adults and control what they are putting out here onto the board in a manner fit to be read, you are representing yourself as a person when you post and from what ive seen some peoples true selves have proven to be very ugly and hateful. Im not saying you shouldnt hate the French but it would be just the same as me for instance starting a thread entitled "why i hate niggers"(and im sorry for using this word but i needed a solid example) and then posting about what i would like to do to a black person if i should get my hands on them for whatever reasons i may have. No one on the board would tolerate such a thread as that and banning would most definetely occur. I know the situation may be different in everyone elses mind bc we are currently on the brink of a war and making history as we speak but please, you can only use that excuse so many times before it becomes null and void. I am truely offended by these posts and i hope i am not the only one bc if i am i will completely lose faith in the human race as a whole.

Im aware of the typo but the basic message of this post is one of pure ignorance and stupidity

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IrishAlkey
03-09-2003, 11:00 PM
Hat the fuck out of 'em.

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03-10-2003, 04:07 AM
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golfcourseguy
03-10-2003, 05:14 AM
I hear it's even taught in the classroom! http://www.pocanticohills.org/frenchhats/frenchhats.htm

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Spank Daddy
03-10-2003, 05:52 AM
I hear that Frank Black also hat's the French.......LAL

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03-10-2003, 07:10 AM
Don't hat the player...hat the GAME...

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stickyfingers
03-10-2003, 07:27 AM
hat is such a strong word




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03-10-2003, 07:45 AM
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HAMMERHEAD
03-10-2003, 08:44 AM
French people are so scared of Black people.
O.K. so I typeoed, you bastards are hilarious. By the way GrlNin, I am sorry you were offended but that is how I feel. Thank god I live in a country that allows me to speak my mind. You should thank god you live in this country too,because if you didn't you wouldn't enjoy the same liberties that you do. So if France is so great than move there.

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grlNIN
03-10-2003, 10:01 AM
Thank god I live in a country that allows me to speak my mind. You should thank god you live in this country too,because if you didn't you wouldn't enjoy the same liberties that you do. So if France is so great than move there.



You know what i never said i wasnt proud to be an American, i am damn proud to be an American....my fellow Americans well im not so proud to be categorized with some of them. And i think you missed the entire point of my previous post and id advise you to go back and read it over again and this time THINK before you actually post a response to me.

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03-10-2003, 12:31 PM
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03-10-2003, 01:24 PM
Yo niggaz up in here iz playa hattaz!

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shamus mcfitzy
03-10-2003, 01:38 PM
Thank god I live in a country that allows me to speak my mind. You should thank god you live in this country too,because if you didn't you wouldn't enjoy the same liberties that you do. So if France is so great than move there.


WE'RE NOT THE ONLY COUNTRY WITH FREE SPEECH!!!!!!!!! Oh wow, you hate the French!!!! {standing ovation} I now think you a better person. For gods sake "I hate the French" is just so old. Americans have been saying that the French are rude and smelly for 50 years. Good now you said it. You actually give free speech bad connotations, not good ones. YOUR opinion is 95% of America's opinion, not some oppressed one thta needs to be shouted from the hills. There's already been like three topics like this in the last couple of weeks, just post there.

Damn I hat stupid people......

2BigFeet
03-10-2003, 03:50 PM
Maybe Hammerhead's hat enough. gu gu gu

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high fly
03-10-2003, 04:06 PM
Hat them till they beg you to stop. Hat them in the ass. Hat their mothers.
Remind them how we saved their asses from several severe hattings in the past.

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Lulu
03-10-2003, 04:21 PM
French people aren't so bad. Chirac is just a dick. I think he needs a better hat.

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ADF
03-10-2003, 04:40 PM
O.K. so I typeoed


A truer statement has never been made.

With an attitude like yours, it's no wonder half of Europe hates our guts.

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03-10-2003, 04:49 PM
I'm gonna take lessons just so I can Sheepy Horn at my
own house for posts with replies like this one.


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Dewey
03-10-2003, 04:53 PM
grlNin, you hat everyone. Is it not better just to hat the French, than to hat everyone?

By the way, I am mostly French, and I still hat the French. In fact I frequently start to slap myself for being French. Luckily, I immediately surrender and call upon one of my American friends to rescue me. And they always do. As soon as they are done, of course, I stab them in the back.

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West Side Claire
03-10-2003, 05:06 PM
You know- I'm not sure when it got really old to me- these french jokes...I forget was it 10 years ago or 20 now? I lived in France for well over a year and found the people nothing short of delightful....Really, consider what you're saying- you're judging the makeup of an entire country based on your very limited experience. Get to really know the facts (er, a country) before you mouth off, please.

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TheMojoPin
03-10-2003, 06:04 PM
I lived in France for well over a year and found the people nothing short of delightful....

I lived there for two years, right in the heart of Paris, practically under the Eiffel Tower, and it was a really divided experience. Most of the French people I dealt with on a daily basis, the one's I went to school with and their families and the runs who ran the businesses in my neighborhood were all perfectly "normal" people who treated me just fine. But at the same time, there were PLENTY of people we encountered around the city and country who treated us like we were NOTHINGS, seemingly just because we were American. Hell, our concierge, who lived in an all-American building for decades, went out of her way to let us know how little she thought of Americans. Just like tons of people have their pre-conceptions about France and the French here, there's MORE than enough "natural" Anti-Americanism to go around there as well.

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Freebird
03-10-2003, 08:11 PM
I lived in France for well over a year and found the people nothing short of delightful....

That's just because they had hats. Find them without hats, and they get grumpier than one of those crocs, by crikey!!

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El Mudo
03-10-2003, 08:18 PM
Free Hat! Free Hat!


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03-10-2003, 09:21 PM
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That was so good....






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03-11-2003, 06:19 AM
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French chicks are hat!

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A.J.
03-11-2003, 06:39 AM
French chicks are hat!


D'accord!

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03-11-2003, 07:16 AM
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A.J.
03-11-2003, 10:23 AM
From my daily Capitol Hill update:

The House cafeterias will be serving up "freedom fries" and "freedom toast" in a bid to scrub the French influence from the menu. Bob Ney, R-Ohio, and chairman of the House Administration Committee, today ordered cafeterias in the House office buildings to rename french fries and French
toast to express the dissatisfaction with France's opposition to U.S. policy on Iraq. "This action today is a small but symbolic effort to show the strong displeasure of many on Capitol Hill with the actions of our so-called ally, France," Ney said in a statement. No word yet on what happens to French dressing.


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DarkHippie
03-11-2003, 10:48 AM
The House cafeterias will be serving up "freedom fries" and "freedom toast" in a bid to scrub the French influence from the menu
Good to see our government's got its priorities straight. Any idea if they've taken "the thief of baghdad" of the House movie night list?

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03-11-2003, 10:48 AM
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A.J.
03-11-2003, 10:53 AM
We also have some proposed anti-French legislation:

Little momentum for anti-France legislation in Congress

But some lawmakers express irritation
Monday, March 10, 2003 Posted: 12:07 PM EST (1707 GMT)

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Despite plenty of criticism of France's resistance to U.S. military action in Iraq, Congress so far has done little to move legislation punishing the country for its anti-war stance.

Rep. Jim Saxton, R-New Jersey, a member of the House Armed Services Committee, has led the way, introducing bills to discourage American citizens and bar the Pentagon from participating in the Paris Air Show this year. Another Saxton measure would block French companies from participating in or receiving U.S. government financing in any postwar reconstruction of Iraq.

But there's no immediate prospect for action on Saxton's bills, and few other signs that Congress plans punitive measures against France.

House Ways and Means Committee Chairman Bill Thomas, R-California, said last month that irritation against France will not lead to legislative sanctions. "The primary reaction is kind of sadness and disappointment," he said. "There are folks who make rash statements. Those won't be translated into policy."

House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Illinois, is considering a bill that would require labeling on French wine using bovine blood to make murky wine clearer. The European Union banned bovine blood in wine a half-dozen years ago, but older vintages might still contain the material.

Hastert's spokesman, John Feehery, said the measure, if introduced, would be aimed more at the trade policies of France and other European countries restricting imports of American agriculture products than at France's role in leading the coalition of U.N. members opposing immediate military action against Saddam Hussein's government.

The reluctance to punish a longtime ally has not stopped the rhetoric. "France and Germany are losing credibility by the day, and they are losing, I think, status in the world," House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, said last month. "They are walking a fine line that is very dangerous."

Rep. Curt Weldon, R-Pennsylvania, also an Armed Services Committee member, on Friday sent letters to the French and German embassies in Washington: "Your constant opposition to America's efforts to remove a regime that has continually violated several, if not all of the human rights provisions within the United Nations charter and presents an increasing threat to democracies all over the world is nothing short of appalling," he wrote.

He concluded that Americans and Congress "will not soon forget the rank hypocrisy and blatant disloyalty displayed by your country today."

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Freebird
03-11-2003, 09:08 PM
I will have to draw the line and start active opposition if all this anti-French legislation bans Pepe Le Pew cartoons.:)

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El Mudo
03-12-2003, 11:43 AM
You know they just passed a law in France that if you boo their National Anthem you get a huge fine and a couple years of jail time? remind me not to do that if i ever go over there...

*No i wasnt booing...I was, uh, saying "Boo-Urns!" "Boo-Urns"*

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TheMojoPin
03-12-2003, 01:51 PM
You know they just passed a law in France that if you boo their National Anthem you get a huge fine and a couple years of jail time? remind me not to do that if i ever go over there...

*Whew!* Thank GOD that kind of retarded, nutty, freedom-sacrificing "patriotism" hasn't caught on here! Right? Right?

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03-13-2003, 07:52 AM
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03-13-2003, 08:04 AM
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A.J.
03-13-2003, 08:17 AM
The funny thing is that these Republicans who support this "Freedom Fries" nonsense would probably accept an invitation to a French Embassy function or French State Dinner in a heartbeat.

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03-13-2003, 02:08 PM
I had Freedom Toast this morning. It was yummy.

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Death Metal Moe
03-13-2003, 02:11 PM
I had Disco Fries last night. Will THAT name change too?!?! I HOPE not!!

But if it has to, I suggest MOSH Fries.

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fluffernutter
03-13-2003, 04:49 PM
Ok Moe, please xplain for me the Disco Fries and PLEASE explain what would make up the MOSH Fries.

The new Mosh Fries Happy Meal with your favorite old school thrashers toy and CD included.

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ADF
03-13-2003, 05:00 PM
Maybe the French like to disco a lot? I dunno. You lost me on that one.

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03-13-2003, 07:30 PM
I think disco fries are thos fries with cheese & gravy - aka
poutine in Quebec (those damn freedom canadians!)


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fluffernutter
03-13-2003, 07:35 PM
aka poutine in Quebec

I had one of those up there. That was SO good! I think they even had the fries like that at Burger King and McDonalds but I couldn't tell because the menus were in French.

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03-13-2003, 07:53 PM
ya i hate the french specialy when he says " shut up you stoopid faggeet"
where is ole frenchie these days?

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03-21-2003, 09:57 AM
I guess this is the right thread

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A.J.
03-21-2003, 10:04 AM
Even the Brits have joined in the fun:

Sun brands Chirac 'Saddam's whore'

Ciar Byrne
Friday March 21, 2003


The Sun: 'Your president... has behaved like a Paris harlot'

The Sun has renewed its attack on the French, branding President Jacques Chirac "Saddam Hussein's whore" in a special Paris edition that has once again caused fury in the highest echelons of French government.
French ministers and newspapers including the left-leaning Liberation called on the public to stand up to hostility from the British tabloid as the nation finds itself at the target of heightened Francophobia in the UK and US media.

Thousands of copies of the French Sun were distributed at metro stations in the capital, describing Mr Chirac as a "Paris harlot".

The front page featured pictures of Mr Chirac and Saddam side by side. The accompanying text read: "Cherchez la difference [spot the difference]. One is a corrupt bully who is risking the lives of our troops. He is sneering at Britain, destroying democracy and endangering world peace. The other is Saddam Hussein."

Inside a Sun cartoon depicted Mr Chirac in stilettos and a blonde wig being solicited by a sleazy Saddam driving a car, with the Moulin Rouge and Eiffel Tower in the background.

The stunt followed a similar Paris edition last month in which the Sun labelled Mr Chirac a worm.

On its back page the Sun addressed French readers: "The whole civilised world, not just Britain, is disgusted with the way France's president and politicians have behaved over Iraq."

"Last month we accused Chirac of behaving like a worm. Today we say to the people of France: we did not go far enough. Your president is not just a worm. He has behaved like a Paris harlot."

The Sun's taunts follow an official complaint made by France's foreign minister, Dominique de Villepin, about the strong language used in the British parliament to describe France's stance on the conflict with Iraq.

Leftwing French newspaper Liberation has accused George Bush and Tony Blair of "stirring up latent Francophobia" in an editorial. "By pandering to the outrageous nationalism of parts of their electorate, they risk leaving the west with deep and lasting divisions. France must resist this dangerous drift," the paper warned.

Under French law it is a criminal offence to insult the president, carrying a fine of up to 45,000 euros (œ30,000).



http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,2763,919003,00.html

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TheMojoPin
03-21-2003, 10:38 AM
Mr Chirac in stilettos and a blonde wig being solicited by a sleazy Saddam driving a car, with the Moulin Rouge and Eiffel Tower in the background.

Batch.

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A.J.
03-21-2003, 10:42 AM
Batch.

*Whew!*


Care for a Gauloise or Gitane, Monsieur?

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Bigden
03-21-2003, 10:59 AM
I don't hat the french. I only dislike them. They are actually a great source of amusement. I bet you all know about when you enter "French military victories" into google and press the I'M feeling lucky button- the site is histerical.

Maybe we can drop an Irish spring bomb on our overflight.

TheMojoPin
03-21-2003, 11:05 AM
Care for a Gauloise or Gitane, Monsieur?

Can I get something in a nice box?

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