LatinSpiceXoX
03-12-2003, 07:04 PM
Inspired by the CZM "Yo Chicks" thread...
<b> What about the Fellas?</b>
Go ahead. get a pen!!
I'll wait..
1 - The "It's that you excite me so much" guy.
2 - The "I misplaced your number" guy.
3 - The "Farting is natural" guy.
4 - The "Hates all Boy Bands, but secretly hides N'Sync cd's underneath his carseat" guy.
5 - The "She told me she was 20 and in College" guy.
6 - The "But I can't get hard with a condom on" guy.
7 - The "My parents won't lend me their car to come get you" guy.
8 - The "Anywhere, Anytime (including funerals) pick-up lines" guy.
9 - The "Yeah I'm dating someone, but we can still chill" guy.
10 - The "Has another screenname specifically for cybering" guy.
11 - The "ASLP?" guy.
12 - The "Break up with you in the middle of December to avoid Christmas gifts" guy.
13 - The "Call you the day after January 2nd to get back together" guy.
14 - The "I can start a fire without a lighter or match" guy.
15 - The "I bet you 20 bux on <u>place bet here</u>" guy.
16 - The "House Party when his folks are in Vegas" guy.
17 - The "So, you come here often?" guy.
18 - The "OOOops!!, I left my wallet at home" guy.
19 - The "Saying 'I LOVE YOU' during sex (even though he just met you)" guy.
20 - The "No I wasn't looking at that chick, I swear!!!!" guy.
21 - The "Cleans his place/room/mom's basement 26 minutes before you're scheduled to get there" guy.
22 - The "Ran outta deordorant and/or cologne so improvises with Glade Plug-Ins" gy.
23 - The "Imitates Al Bundy *sticking hand in pants* " guy.
24 - The "Having a 1979 calendar of Farah Faucet still on his wall" guy.
25 - The "Sings cartoon theme songs in the shower" guy.
26 - The "Brings a magazine/newspaper/t.v. guide/gameboy to take a dump" guy.
27 - The "Announcing when he has to take a dump" guy.
28 - The "Announcing how good it felt to take a dump" guy.
29 - The "Wants to get it on after he just took a dump and didn't wash his hands" guy.
30 - The "Roll over in the morning and tries to make out without brushing out the germs" guy.
31 - The "Yo, Dude!!.. Does she have a sister?" guy.
32 - The "Brags to his friends about getting laid over thie weekend, but really just watched back-2-back Mobster movies" guy.
33 - The "Mullet-wearing, hasn't had a date in 6 months" guy.
34 - The "Wants to bang you, 'You're so HOT', but doesn't want to date you" guy.
35 - The "Uses pre-paid cellular phones, cause his credit sucks" guy.
36 - The "Daydreams about playing on the Neverland Ranch" guy.
37 - The "Calls his ex everytime he gets drunk" guy.
38 - The "But the Jeweler told me it was a real diamond!!" guy.
39 - The "Spends his check on carwash, new boots, watch and haircut, but doesn't have enough for a drink at the club" guy.
40 - The "Comb-over" guy.
41 - The "I'm growing bald, might as well shave it" guy.
42 - The "Smokes weed to keep his dick hard during sex" guy.
43 - The "Let's the girl supersize it if he really likes her" guy.
44 - The "Listens to music 3 decibals (decibles?) too high" guy.
45 - The "I live with my parents, but they're never home, so you can come over" guy.
46 - The "Looks in the mirror after a shower and practices his facial and body expressions" guy.
47 - The "Goes to the tpical spots (Starbucks, Library, Produce Section) to pick up a girl" guy.
48 - The "Plays air-guitar in the nude" guy.
49 - The "But I pulled OUT!!!!" guy.
50 - The "Recreates the scenes in SCARFACE with his friends" guy.
51 - The "Wears the same underwear 3 days in a row" guy.
52 - The "Sweeps under the rug" guy.
53 - The "Has a naked chick screensavor" guy.
54 - The "I have 8 inches (but really has 5")" guy.
55 - The "Watches 'Queer As Folk", but says he's straight" guy.
56 - The "Walks out of the theatre repeating the same Lame Line he heard, all the way home" guy.
57 - The "Waits 3 days til he calls the girl, so he won't seem like he's up her ass" guy.
58 - The "Nerd of his crew" guy.
59 - The "Thinks whoopie-cushions are still funny" guy.
60 - The "Owns too many Hawaiian shirts" guy.
61 - The "Smokes 2 packs a da
<b> What about the Fellas?</b>
Go ahead. get a pen!!
I'll wait..
1 - The "It's that you excite me so much" guy.
2 - The "I misplaced your number" guy.
3 - The "Farting is natural" guy.
4 - The "Hates all Boy Bands, but secretly hides N'Sync cd's underneath his carseat" guy.
5 - The "She told me she was 20 and in College" guy.
6 - The "But I can't get hard with a condom on" guy.
7 - The "My parents won't lend me their car to come get you" guy.
8 - The "Anywhere, Anytime (including funerals) pick-up lines" guy.
9 - The "Yeah I'm dating someone, but we can still chill" guy.
10 - The "Has another screenname specifically for cybering" guy.
11 - The "ASLP?" guy.
12 - The "Break up with you in the middle of December to avoid Christmas gifts" guy.
13 - The "Call you the day after January 2nd to get back together" guy.
14 - The "I can start a fire without a lighter or match" guy.
15 - The "I bet you 20 bux on <u>place bet here</u>" guy.
16 - The "House Party when his folks are in Vegas" guy.
17 - The "So, you come here often?" guy.
18 - The "OOOops!!, I left my wallet at home" guy.
19 - The "Saying 'I LOVE YOU' during sex (even though he just met you)" guy.
20 - The "No I wasn't looking at that chick, I swear!!!!" guy.
21 - The "Cleans his place/room/mom's basement 26 minutes before you're scheduled to get there" guy.
22 - The "Ran outta deordorant and/or cologne so improvises with Glade Plug-Ins" gy.
23 - The "Imitates Al Bundy *sticking hand in pants* " guy.
24 - The "Having a 1979 calendar of Farah Faucet still on his wall" guy.
25 - The "Sings cartoon theme songs in the shower" guy.
26 - The "Brings a magazine/newspaper/t.v. guide/gameboy to take a dump" guy.
27 - The "Announcing when he has to take a dump" guy.
28 - The "Announcing how good it felt to take a dump" guy.
29 - The "Wants to get it on after he just took a dump and didn't wash his hands" guy.
30 - The "Roll over in the morning and tries to make out without brushing out the germs" guy.
31 - The "Yo, Dude!!.. Does she have a sister?" guy.
32 - The "Brags to his friends about getting laid over thie weekend, but really just watched back-2-back Mobster movies" guy.
33 - The "Mullet-wearing, hasn't had a date in 6 months" guy.
34 - The "Wants to bang you, 'You're so HOT', but doesn't want to date you" guy.
35 - The "Uses pre-paid cellular phones, cause his credit sucks" guy.
36 - The "Daydreams about playing on the Neverland Ranch" guy.
37 - The "Calls his ex everytime he gets drunk" guy.
38 - The "But the Jeweler told me it was a real diamond!!" guy.
39 - The "Spends his check on carwash, new boots, watch and haircut, but doesn't have enough for a drink at the club" guy.
40 - The "Comb-over" guy.
41 - The "I'm growing bald, might as well shave it" guy.
42 - The "Smokes weed to keep his dick hard during sex" guy.
43 - The "Let's the girl supersize it if he really likes her" guy.
44 - The "Listens to music 3 decibals (decibles?) too high" guy.
45 - The "I live with my parents, but they're never home, so you can come over" guy.
46 - The "Looks in the mirror after a shower and practices his facial and body expressions" guy.
47 - The "Goes to the tpical spots (Starbucks, Library, Produce Section) to pick up a girl" guy.
48 - The "Plays air-guitar in the nude" guy.
49 - The "But I pulled OUT!!!!" guy.
50 - The "Recreates the scenes in SCARFACE with his friends" guy.
51 - The "Wears the same underwear 3 days in a row" guy.
52 - The "Sweeps under the rug" guy.
53 - The "Has a naked chick screensavor" guy.
54 - The "I have 8 inches (but really has 5")" guy.
55 - The "Watches 'Queer As Folk", but says he's straight" guy.
56 - The "Walks out of the theatre repeating the same Lame Line he heard, all the way home" guy.
57 - The "Waits 3 days til he calls the girl, so he won't seem like he's up her ass" guy.
58 - The "Nerd of his crew" guy.
59 - The "Thinks whoopie-cushions are still funny" guy.
60 - The "Owns too many Hawaiian shirts" guy.
61 - The "Smokes 2 packs a da