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DC Reed

03-13-2003, 08:54 AM

Now run before i hit you all.....

Naw, but yah got my license to kill today and now if you on the beltway and see a red 95 camry blasting ron and fez, youll know who it is.

Now its time for me to commit a teenage accident involving an elderly man. Teens and Elders, destined to hit each other in motor vehicles.

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A.J.

03-13-2003, 09:17 AM

Congratulations Reed!

I hope Maryland DMV was a lot more efficient than DC's.

EDIT: Make that "Virginia DMV".

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 3-13-03 @ 2:20 PM

Captain Stubing

03-13-2003, 09:25 AM

Alright Reed.......more mobile R & F fans = good!
More cars on the beltway = no good!

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irishkb

03-13-2003, 09:31 AM

lord help us all...um i mean congrats.... good job buddy... enjoy the freedom.... and don't get any tickets today..

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furie

03-13-2003, 10:00 AM

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
isn't that just the cutest thing you've heard all day? j/k
congrats. did you pass the first time?

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RF Godfather

03-13-2003, 10:08 AM

Sweetness.

Congrats Reed my brotha, on another step towards manhood.

Now the last step to do is pick up a hooker, lol. Hop to it young man :)

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DC Reed

03-13-2003, 10:17 AM

I cant get a ticket for 90 days, stupid Virginia provisional drivers license.

as for passing the test, yah, 1st try, 100%.

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TheMojoPin

03-13-2003, 10:52 AM

My boy...has become a MAN.

Mmmm, tasty man...

Wait, wait...what?

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Aggie

03-13-2003, 11:36 AM

YES! One step closer to you not being jail bait!

Congrats sweetie, but don't let anyone take advantage and make you a cab service. I had to learn the hard way. I was so excited to be driving I didn't even care though.

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FUNKMAN

03-13-2003, 11:42 AM

Congrat's,

nuthin to it...

just drive like they do in GTA Vice City and you'll be okay
:)

just kidding.... DON'T SPEED!

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Dirtybird11

03-13-2003, 11:50 AM

NEVER DRINK & DRIVE DUDE.. unless of course you wanna look really really cool.

ok, i stole that from R&F.
buckle up bro, 55- stay alive!!!!!!

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PanterA

03-13-2003, 12:14 PM

congrats reed....now if you're ever in NY, just drop me an email so I know not to get in my car. I'm not risking my life with you on the road.

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reeshy

03-13-2003, 01:39 PM

Congrats, DC-now here are some words you should get used to-"License and Registration" Keep your hands on the wheel" and my personal favorite " Driver, take two steps backwards"!!!

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East Side Dave

03-13-2003, 02:01 PM

DC, can you give me a ride to 7-11? I have a hankering for Slurpees and Slim Jims and, shameful as it is, I'm intoxicated....(hey, it's my first day off in weeks).

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Death Metal Moe

03-13-2003, 02:06 PM

DUDE! Come get me!

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jafter

03-13-2003, 02:14 PM

Congrats, little brother. Now just post online when and where you are going so we know what areas to avoid.

One more thing "turn you friggin headlights on when its raining". Its not for you to see it is for us to see you. I hate when people drive in the rain or fog without there headlights.

Seriously have fun and be safe.

Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

Tall_James

03-13-2003, 02:38 PM

Nice going Reed. Take a few practice laps around the beltway for me. Then down to the Carolinas for some illegal fireworks and a few smoked gas-station hams.

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Reephdweller

03-13-2003, 02:43 PM

Congratulations Reed!

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03-13-2003, 02:45 PM

Hooray! Congrats!

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fluffernutter

03-13-2003, 04:27 PM

YEAH!

Congrats!

Now you gotta drive your ass up here to Jersey.

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03-14-2003, 07:32 PM

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Def Dave in SC

03-19-2003, 06:08 PM

I hope Maryland DMV was a lot more efficient than DC's.

It is, but only if you speak spanish, farsi, korean, hindi, japanese, portugese, several african dialects, and Eastern shore loser hick-speak

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jafter

03-19-2003, 06:36 PM

But dad you said I should wash the car.

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Thank you Ron and Fez for finally being live in DC again.
Ok let's get the boys back live in NY. Don't give up the fight.

This message was edited by jafter on 3-20-03 @ 10:50 AM

high fly

03-20-2003, 11:11 AM

Kudos, Reed.
Now don't fuck it up.
Don't ride friends who encourage you to drive like an idiot.
Blend in with traffic and you won't attract attention from the man.
Leave early so you don't have to rush to where you're going.
Don't trust other driver's turn signals
Don't trust a mirror, keep that head swivelling, boy.
Watch yer fucking blind spot
AND USE A FUCKING TURN SIGNAL!!

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