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WRESTLINGFAN
03-16-2003, 05:32 AM
10. What kind of topic is this? I'm going to come over to you're houses and lay the smack down on all you. /JvZ

9. No matter what the top ten topic is, you submit "cause stone cold said so!" /inspacecom

8. Your yellow-and-blue Spandex ensemble was deemed inappropriate for the car dealership where you work. /Smokey the Bear

7. You're the only guy in your football team with a 'finishing move'. /Slug

6. You are proud to have been caught on tape at a televised wrestling event. /Sheila-Na-Gig

5. You are failing History because nobody can convince you otherwise that "RAW IS WAR". /Polobro

4. instead of shaking hands with someone, you smash a chair over them. /Kramertim

3. The only whole phrases you can say are: "Do you smell what the Rock is cookin'?" and "I'm the best there ever is, the best there ever was, and the best there ever will be! And that's the bottom line!" /Jeremiah

2. You talk for 45 minutes about how and when you're going to beat someone and you fight for about 2 minutes. /JvZ


1. You can name every World champion, who they beat for the title, who beat them for the title, and who interfered in the match.



Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

TheKnicks23
03-16-2003, 04:09 PM
Nice list! I've got a few others:

-You Flair Strut down hallways and streets
-You yell "WOOOOOOO" frequently
-You fake punch your friends and family
-Your favorite type of music is wrestling entrances
-You jump up on your desk and put and give the wall the finger


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This message was edited by TheKnicks23 on 3-16-03 @ 8:12 PM

WRESTLINGFAN
03-16-2003, 04:28 PM
How about when you arrive in church, you hi five everyone before going to your seat

Kinda makes you think when the #1 rapper is white and the #1 golfer is black

rowanprofz
03-18-2003, 11:11 AM
1) You're in a hotel room with two beds and you frog splash your buddy while he's sleeping on the other bed.

2) You have a VIP card at IKEA for constantly replacing your coffee table that you 3-D your friends through.



DAMN THE MAN! - Empire Records

vinviper
03-18-2003, 11:43 AM
And you talk about yourself in the third person

The one the only "Vinny Va Voom"

JustJon
03-18-2003, 01:57 PM
You write bad top ten lists about it.

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