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Johnny Fontane
03-16-2003, 08:15 PM
This thread is fun for the whole family. Fiction or nonfiction is welcome.

Let me begin the festivities with some nonfiction:

She fucked me, my best friend, and his brother. I think she might be a whore.

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Tall_James
03-17-2003, 04:16 AM
"She/He posts just to get their count up. I think, no...I know that they are a whore."

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DJEvelEd
03-17-2003, 06:44 AM
If she clogs up your toilet with an umbilical cord...

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golfcourseguy
03-17-2003, 06:57 AM
She named her kid Chlamydia, I think she might be a whore.

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stickyfingers
03-17-2003, 07:46 AM
if she carries lube in her purse......








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03-17-2003, 03:27 PM
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Death Metal Moe
03-17-2003, 03:39 PM
If she's your mother...

naa, that's just plain mean.


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Johnny Fontane
03-17-2003, 05:23 PM
She goes out in public without her burqua...

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ChickenHawk
03-17-2003, 05:31 PM
...She doesn't wear underwear, for quick access.

...College was the best years of her life.

...You can stick a needle an inch into her face and still not reach skin.

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Green Lantern
03-17-2003, 05:35 PM
If she has a 5 year supply of Jizz Stain Remover I think she might be a whore.


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Kewlkat
03-18-2003, 07:25 AM
if she carries lube in her purse......


Or if she carries a vibe in her purse...

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Dewey
03-18-2003, 08:08 AM
The first thing she asks when she meets a guy is "Are you a cop?"

I think she might be a whore.

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grlNIN
03-18-2003, 08:31 AM
She knows your fathers first name before you introduce them, then i think she MIGHT be a whore

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Dewey
03-18-2003, 03:14 PM
When she gets in your car, the first thing she asks is whether the steering wheel tilts up.

She just might be a whore.

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Johnny Fontane
03-18-2003, 05:07 PM
Her picture is on page 19 of today's New York Post. After she was arrested for having a menage-a-trois with her husband and his brother on a LIRR train, she told cops, "I like to keep it in the family."

Now I'm not one to gossip, but you know what? I think she might be a whore.

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Iamnotatool
03-19-2003, 04:34 PM
I'll go obvious...

If she asks for money in order to have sex with you....she's either a whore, or my girlfriend :(

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits...
high fly
03-20-2003, 10:45 AM
If you recognize the taste of your dog on her lips.......

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DJEvelEd
03-20-2003, 01:52 PM
If you recognize the taste of your dog on her lips.......



And HOW would you know the TASTE of your dog???THAT'S SHOCKING!!

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SatCam
03-20-2003, 04:50 PM
If she's a nice girl with a nice family, I think she might be a whore.

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fiestygal
03-24-2003, 07:35 PM
when your uncle saul asks her at passover dinner "so what do you do for a living?" and she replies "im a whore" ...i think she may be a whore

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SoLost22
03-24-2003, 07:55 PM
If the cab driver says, "I recognized your girlie from the back of her head".....She's Crafty

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