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Tall_James
03-18-2003, 12:48 PM
Ugh, the poor guy. This is from rajahwwf.com:

We have been hearing a lot about William Regal and his recent stomach condition that has kept him out of action for quite sometime now. From what we know now, Regal was not backstage at RAW last night in St. Louis and actually is in very serious condition. Regal has been diagnosed as to having a parasite in his stomach that has virtually shut down his lower intestines. Many believe that Regal contracted the parasite during WWE's tour of India in November 2002. The parasite has caused Regal to gain a lot of weight. The doctors who looked at Regal have said that there is a gestation period of a year or more where other people who went on the tour could also be afflicted by parasites. It is unknown at this time how long Regal will be out of action.


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Fallon
03-18-2003, 12:51 PM
Bloody wankers!!!

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Literally
03-18-2003, 12:53 PM
Being the master of promotion that he is, Vince has just announced a new "Dutchess of Tape-Worm" match. The first person to vomit a tape-worm, and make it tap out, wins..

JustJon
03-18-2003, 01:55 PM
I thought parasites made you lose weight, not gain weight.

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Heather 8
03-18-2003, 02:29 PM
I thought parasites made you lose weight, not gain weight.

From what I've been reading, the weight gain is most likely caused by excessive water retention, which was in turn caused by the intestines and kidneys shutting down.

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Teenweek
03-18-2003, 03:06 PM
I bet HHH gave it to him. Damn Hunter!

Heather 8
03-18-2003, 03:19 PM
I bet HHH gave it to him. Damn Hunter!


Are you kidding? Regal is one of Ay-chuh's bud-days, and gets to sit in on creative meetings with him. Now, if Regal ate food intended for Jericho, then the theory might hold water.

...Eh, fuck it, I'll blame the big-nosed corpse banger anyway. :)



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