IRAQI MILITARY UNVEILS NEW WEAPONRY! HOLY SHIT!

[FMJeff]

These guys are fucking serious!

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This message was edited by FMJeff on 3-20-03 @ 10:26 AM

[fluffernutter]

I just hope our radar catches it in time. Red balls are NOT a good sign.

I saw this too and now i am scared:

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[walking joint]

thanks for the good laugh guys. LOL

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thank you dcpete!

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[Tall_James]

The Artificial Intelligence Division of the Iraqi Science Corps has been working overtime on their new Robotic Super-Soldiers....

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 3-20-03 @ 12:03 PM

[TheMojoPin]

Watch it...reports indicate they just might possible BE..."robots in disguise"...

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[Tall_James]

The Iraqi Science Corps are also modifying this weapon since there are no potatoes (or any other type of food) in Iraq to use as weapons...

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 3-20-03 @ 12:03 PM

[jocefus]

pentagon officials have released these pictures of a new "dome" type of defense iraq has set up
http://ebay2.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_c0b0fb640f23c0e9eaced178621f9f7c/i-1.JPG


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[FiveB247]

jocefus..that is hilarious! Man I wish I still had all my toys. GO JOE! hehe

[FMJeff]

This just in. Genetically enhanced Republican Guard soldiers deployed to Iraq's southern border. Soldiers claim to "have the power".....

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[ChickenHawk]

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 3-20-03 @ 1:32 PM

[TheMojoPin]

Wait! This is just in...but it appears that Thailand, yes THAILAND has sold weapons to Iraq...we can only hope these so-called "Thai Fighters" will not be as devastating as rumored...if only the pilots flying them couldn't hit a target even if it was being flown right in front of them by a redneck farmboy...if only...

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[ChickenHawk]

Apparently a new shipment just came in... They're getting them in LARGE quantities now.
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[AppleBoy]

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[ChickenHawk]

We're screwed. It's just been reported that they've got their hands on THESE:
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[FiveB247]

I think Mojo is ahead early with the "Thai Fighter".

[Zoefus]

The Iraqi Navy..



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This message was edited by Zoefus on 3-20-03 @ 3:41 PM

[FMJeff]

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US Citizen defects and joins the elite Iraqi Covert ops team codenamed "Zoobaroos".

"Magic and wonder are waiting for you, George Bush!" warns the traitor.


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This message was edited by FMJeff on 3-20-03 @ 3:09 PM

[erole]

I just found out from the AP news wire that the Iraqis have not only chemical agents at the ready but also a new strain of chemical agent that apparently doesn't even have a name yet. Thus far, it is only referred to as chemical X - which effects cause severe deformations in the brain, and psychotic symptoms. The agent has already been tested...go here http://www.ppgworld.com/screenshots3/109a/Image040.jpgfor a look at one of Saddams own test subjects.

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This message was edited by erole on 3-20-03 @ 3:17 PM

[A.J.]

Ha! Iraq's new weapons will be powerless against this man!


National guardman changed his name to a toy

Reported by Vic Gideon
POSTED: Tuesday, March 18, 2003 11:02:13 PM

CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.

"On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in the Army National Guard in the entire country," said Prime. "That was a big moment for us."

Prime took his name from the leader of the Autobots Transformers, which were popular toys and a children's cartoon in the 1980s.

He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it's on everything from his driver's licence, to his military ID, to his uniform.

"They razzed me for three months to no end," said Prime. "They really dug into me about it."

"I got a letter from a general at the Pentagon when the name change went through and he says it was great to have the employ of the commander of the Autobots in the National Guard."

Prime says the toy actually filled a void in his life when it came out.

"My dad passed away the year before and I didn't have anybody really around, so I really latched onto him when i was a kid," he said.


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[jocefus]

in his secret labratory deep beneath his palace. saddam and his head scientist april o'neil have been working on a new breed of warrior..
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[FMJeff]

that has to be the funniest thing ive ever seen ever, period. the letter from the pentagon is priceless....

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[Tall_James]

The US Air Force has been dropping these pamphlets in order to get the Iraqi Army to disarm....

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[FMJeff]

in his secret labratory deep beneath his palace. saddam and his head scientist april o'neil have been working on a new breed of warrior..


Saddam claims his new heroes in a half shell will have turtle power and a hunger for pizza. Beware of battle cries comprised of outdated California surfer venacular.

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[ChickenHawk]

SHIT people... As reported by CNN, Iraq just got their hands on one of these:
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Also, special high ranking Iraqi troops have been said to be armed with THESE:
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[Doogie]

The Iraqi army announces they will unleash mayah "koopa" a gheeee gheee gheee

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[jocefus]

Saddam claims his new heroes in a half shell will have turtle power and a hunger for pizza. Beware of battle cries comprised of outdated California surfer venacular.


hahahaha :)...great addition

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[ChickenHawk]

LOL! Nice one powerdump!

I heard from the inside track that Iraq has a backup plan. If all of the above fail, they plan to fall back on these badboys:
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[jocefus]

our troops maybe in some hella trouble if the iraqis unleash these wmd's (weapons of massive dinosaurs)

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This message was edited by jocefus on 3-20-03 @ 6:03 PM

[ChickenHawk]

This picture has been obtained from actual footage of Iraqi training camps:
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[mario]

The one and only "Lego gun" http://onyx.malagraphixia.com/Beretta_9mm/Images/Beretta_9mm_w_Rounds.jpg



This message was edited by mario on 3-20-03 @ 8:16 PM

[erole]

move along, nothing to see here



This message was edited by erole on 3-20-03 @ 8:42 PM

[TheMojoPin]

Jeff RULES.

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[FMJeff]

our troops maybe in some hella trouble if the iraqis unleash these wmd's (weapons of massive dinosaurs)


Damn, that Grimlock is in good condition. I think I have the head somewhere in my attic....

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