View Full Version : Wesley Crusher is a homosexual
FMJeff
03-20-2003, 11:15 AM
I'm not saying Wil Wheaton himself is gay..g-d knows he's bragged enough about all the tail he garnered from his role on Star Trek. However, I do believe one of the writers was gay and living out his fantasies vicariously through the character. You will notice Welsey NEVER fucked on the show, unlike Riker who stuck it in every quivering mound of love pudding he could find. You might recal individual episodes where Wesley was paired with a hot female companion who wanted to drink his Crusher seed like it was a glass of Romulan Ale but circumstances always prevented any sort of intimiate coupling.
I mean, for christ's sake, he had Ashley Judd smelling his pube mound and he still couldn't seal the deal. Homo. If Ashley Judd was all up in my piece, i'd give her some double jeapordy...both inputs hardcore.
Wesley...so many opportunities....so many failures...never could seal the deal...always wanted to hang out with Picard and rest his ball bag on his hairless dome.
Do the math. Wesley Crusher is a doodie chaser.
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Spoil-Sport
03-20-2003, 11:31 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that
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FMJeff
03-20-2003, 11:35 AM
no no, of course not...g-d knows ive gone for the deep itch every once in a while...its just skin, Steven...
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I mean, for christ's sake, he had Ashley Judd smelling his pube mound and he still couldn't seal the deal. Homo. If Ashley Judd was all up in my piece, i'd give her some double jeapordy...both inputs hardcore.
At least he made out with her: an experience I'll never treasure.
Besides, there was no time to seal the deal: he had to act quickly to free the crew from the addictive effects of those games!
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FMJeff
03-20-2003, 11:43 AM
Besides, there was no time to seal the deal: he had to act quickly to free the crew from the addictive effects of those games!
Bullshit...remember that tearful goodbye? That whole scene couldv'e been replaced with banging....
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Bullshit...remember that tearful goodbye? That whole scene couldv'e been replaced with banging....
It's just as well that he didn't. I remember watching that epsiode when it premiered and thinking "Great, even Wesley Crusher is doing better than me."
Of course, the fact I was home watching ST:TNG was a reason I probably was in that situation.
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DarkHippie
03-20-2003, 12:30 PM
wasn't he supposed to be only 14 or 15 on the show? And he was such a momma's boy, he wouldn't know what to do if he had space pussy right in his face. I'm assuming that when he went to the academy and got away from his mom he got some tail (possibly literally)
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FMJeff
03-20-2003, 12:33 PM
It's just as well that he didn't. I remember watching that epsiode when it premiered and thinking "Great, even Wesley Crusher is doing better than me."
Of course, the fact I was home watching ST:TNG was a reason I probably was in that situation.
please...do you know how much pussy i got from watching Next Generation?
oh yeah...none...
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Death Metal Moe
03-20-2003, 05:42 PM
He's saving it for marriage......one of those 'Funny" marriages you can get in Vermont I think.
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