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fiestygal

03-20-2003, 07:11 PM

it seems everyone puts all their sex related topics in the "relationship" section....why not have JUST a sex section?

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silera

03-20-2003, 07:14 PM

I'd rather fuck than sit in front of the computer discussing my desire for hard throbbing cock intruding every orifice of my sweaty body.

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Dewey

03-20-2003, 07:17 PM

I'd rather fuck than sit in front of the computer discussing my desire for hard throbbing cock intruding every orifice of my sweaty body.

You got a sister? Or a clone?

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IrishAlkey

03-20-2003, 07:17 PM

YOU JUST DISCUSSED IT, STUPID!

HAHAHAHA

MAN, YOU'RE DUMB!

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silera

03-20-2003, 07:19 PM

You're punished now.

I'm making one orifice off limits for 2 weeks.

Keep it up buddy, you'll end up trying to shove your dick up my nose.

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Death Metal Moe

03-20-2003, 07:21 PM

Why ask why?

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IrishAlkey

03-20-2003, 07:22 PM

Keep it up buddy, you'll end up trying to shove your dick up my nose.

Apparently, I've never told you about my Patrick Ewing fantasy...

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

03-20-2003, 07:22 PM

silera said it best.

Next topic?

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The Jays

03-20-2003, 07:23 PM

Keep it up buddy, you'll end up trying to shove your dick up my nose.

I pictures that in my head, and I giggled...

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Geppetto

03-20-2003, 07:26 PM

I'd rather fuck than sit in front of the computer discussing my desire for hard throbbing cock intruding every orifice of my sweaty body.

You say the sweetest things.

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sxymale

03-20-2003, 07:27 PM

im relatively new here, so forgive my ignorance...but is irish alkey and silera fuck buddies? Husband and wife?

The Jays

03-20-2003, 07:28 PM

...no, actually they're just good friends...

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Heather 8

03-20-2003, 07:32 PM

but is irish alkey and silera fuck buddies? Husband and wife?

No, silera's actually my bitch, but she seems to keep forgetting that. :(

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JerseyRich

03-20-2003, 07:34 PM

Silera has a burning desire for cock...and Irish Alkey is gay...
So it doesn't really work.

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Dewey

03-20-2003, 07:35 PM

but is irish alkey and silera fuck buddies?

Nah, they just do anal.

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The Jays

03-20-2003, 07:37 PM

Silera has a burning desire for cock...and Irish Alkey is gay...
So it doesn't really work.

.. Nah, it works cuz he calls her f1gm1nt during sex....

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IrishAlkey

03-20-2003, 07:38 PM

Can someone remove the tip of this comedy pyramid from my rectum?

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silera

03-20-2003, 07:38 PM

If I had a cock, I'd titty fuck peachy.

If I had tits, I'd fuck her with my titties.

Either way, I'm shit out of luck.

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The Jays

03-20-2003, 07:40 PM

... I'm willing to substitute and have her call me silera...

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erole

03-20-2003, 08:09 PM

no. no sex section. it will become a huge "are you horny" place, and we already know everyone is horny anyway.

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Heather 8

03-20-2003, 08:21 PM

If I had tits, I'd fuck her with my titties.

Bah... I'm of the firm belief that more than a mouthful is wasted. :)

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