Iraq makes statement

[sxymale]

Iraq information minister finally makes a public statement - and ,.,.not to the surprise of anyone..is knitting a fairy tale that would make Grimm jealous. He is ranting about the evil America and lying etc about what is happening to his people. what crap - its so hard to listen to this.

[sxymale]

he said


"gang of criminals"
"evil empire"
"american cowards"
*claiming 200 civilans dead.
*claiming 5 allied tanks detroyed.
*claims the surrendering iraqis are americans dressed as hostages.
*claims US soldiers ransaked iraqi intiquities.

CNN as of now, cannot confirm any of these "claims"

[FiveB247]

Would you expect them to say otherwise?...I mean honestly...

[TheMojoPin]

He didn't even claim the civilians were DEAD...he said that "270 had been injured"...all of that bombing and THAT'S all they could come up with? Our weapons are so creepily good that the Iraqis can't even lie about what they're doing. Color me honestly impressed.

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[DarkHippie]

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[high fly]

Didn't he also say something about Bush and Rumsfeld needing to be hit with a shoe?
Fuckin' idiot.

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[DarkHippie]

Didn't he also say something about Bush and Rumsfeld needing to be hit with a shoe?
hahahahahahahahhahahaa! I'm sorry, maybe something got lost in the translation but that is fuckin funny!!!! Maybe they'll hire Random Task away from Dr. Evil.

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[reeshy]

Did they knock out those tanks with their swords and muskets????

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I like it up the ass!!

[CaptClown]

Did they knock out those tanks with their swords and muskets????

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[TheMojoPin]

Did they knock out those tanks with their swords and muskets????

Honestly, we're always seeing clips of him firing guns into the air over HUGE crowds...I mean, SOMEBODY must be getting killed by those falling slugs, right?

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